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Post by Mrs H on Jul 30, 2007 13:06:20 GMT -1
Masturbation has often been considered as a competitive sport for the Olympics, but the Olympic committee regularly refute the idea on the grounds that the French would win it, every single time
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 30, 2007 13:09:07 GMT -1
Ahh that was a nice trip down memory lane.
Memory Lane was in fact where the Great Fire of London started. It was caused by cub scouts playing with matches.
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 13:12:09 GMT -1
Glad you enjoyed it  I started to feel socially excluded, so went for a pint with Sir Ronald Cohen, and he let me in on one of his social venture capital schemes. Now I'm rich!  |
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 30, 2007 13:15:24 GMT -1
Glad you enjoyed it I started to feel socially excluded, so went for a pint with Sir Ronald Cohen, and he let me in on one of his social venture capital schemes. Now I'm rich! You can take me out for dinner then Lord Jules. |
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 13:17:53 GMT -1
You can take me out for dinner then Lord Jules. Huzzah! 'Twould be a pleasure, milady! Just the two of us, or shall we invite Billy Scaramanga, Earl of Crick?! |
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Post by Shippers on Jul 30, 2007 13:21:31 GMT -1
I got bored of it eventually - and found out that I really need to get some work done so it at least looks like I've acheived something today!
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 13:30:15 GMT -1
When a young man is bored of spuriosity, he is bored of life?!  I dunno, without wanting to polish your egos too much you are a pair of very funny men and a very funny woman, and your oeuvre was indeed golden... Respect also due to your mates who didn't make the leap to this site. |
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 30, 2007 13:44:32 GMT -1
I'm sure in the BBC vaults, that they have the first spurious thread ....... as that was the second one. The first one ran to some 60 pages of nonsense, before the admin team binned it.
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Post by Shippers on Jul 30, 2007 13:53:50 GMT -1
wasn't it called something other than spurious... dubious maybe?
I was a late comer to that original thread. I'm still not quite sure how I was that far off the wall that much in only a few days.
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 14:01:02 GMT -1
Dubious has been mentioned before. I think it's a mark of your innate genius Shippers (with previous caveat again...  ) |
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Post by Shippers on Jul 30, 2007 14:06:04 GMT -1
I know, but I can't touch that sort of stuff these days - I mean there's still a touch of the random about me (I'd like to think) but nothing of that calibre. We were all totally in a different ball park. For something like 3 months we maintained a whole world of nonsense.
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 14:13:01 GMT -1
Don't worry, some us struggle in the first instance. Though I am genuinely keen on writing a few twisted country & western songs after this morning's thoughts...  |
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 30, 2007 14:14:32 GMT -1
I know, but I can't touch that sort of stuff these days - I mean there's still a touch of the random about me (I'd like to think) but nothing of that calibre. We were all totally in a different ball park. For something like 3 months we maintained a whole world of nonsense. Shippers what are you saying? |
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 30, 2007 14:16:05 GMT -1
wasn't it called something other than spurious... dubious maybe? I was a late comer to that original thread. I'm still not quite sure how I was that far off the wall that much in only a few days. I can't remember what it was called originally ......... but H started it!! .......... so it's all her fault!! ;D |
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 30, 2007 14:20:50 GMT -1
wasn't it called something other than spurious... dubious maybe? I was a late comer to that original thread. I'm still not quite sure how I was that far off the wall that much in only a few days. I can't remember what it was called originally ......... but H started it!! .......... so it's all her fault!! ;D ;D ;D ;D It was something about lying |
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 14:24:57 GMT -1
I can't remember what it was called originally ......... but H started it!! .......... so it's all her fault!! ;D ;D ;D ;D It was something about lying That was what I meant earlier with the Trinity and the French...  Origins and suchlike... Do you like my sig H? I'm sure that ain't what you meant but it seemed too good an opportunity to pass up!  |
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 30, 2007 14:34:57 GMT -1
;D ;D ;D It was something about lying That was what I meant earlier with the Trinity and the French... Origins and suchlike... Do you like my sig H? I'm sure that ain't what you meant but it seemed too good an opportunity to pass up! Lol I'm sure Cav would be jealous as well. |
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 14:41:20 GMT -1
Do you like my sig H? I'm sure that ain't what you meant but it seemed too good an opportunity to pass up! Lol I'm sure Cav would be jealous as well. ;D Careful I might relish that petty triumph! Where would you like to dine then? Somewhere funky and modernist or somewhere trad and classic...? |
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 30, 2007 14:42:55 GMT -1
Lol I'm sure Cav would be jealous as well. ;D Careful I might relish that petty triumph! Where would you like to dine then? Somewhere funky and modernist or somewhere trad and classic...? Somewhere over looking water......Gloucester? |
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 14:47:24 GMT -1
Somewhere over looking water......Gloucester? ;D You're lucky it's not still a fortnight ago or I'd have just ended up taking you for a pie at Hillsboro' Hmmm, don't know any fancy restaurants in Gloucester, better go for Lake Como instead...!
(Damn, but if all this were only true, I'd be a "reet smooth" millionaire playboy...! )  ;D |
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Origins and suchlike... 
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