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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jul 30, 2007 10:36:51 GMT -1
"Mum, Dad, Mr H this is Jules I talk to him on the internet about Contaminated Wombles, Cillit Bang and Womb Ferrets" yeah i can see the difficulty Lol I sense there would be confusion except from my brother who speaks my language. I sent him the spurious tv programmes we made up on the old spurious site and nearly made him choke ;D ;D Nowt like a bit of spuirousness to make a day better
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 10:39:35 GMT -1
I live quite close to the Portobello Road Tis nice but tis busy Yeah, PR does get busy, tis all the tourists! ;D London's busy generally, but my flat is fortunately an oasis of calm! Wish the authorities would stop sending emergency vehicles in opposite directions though, the sirens are occasionally annoying...
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Post by Shippers on Jul 30, 2007 10:40:58 GMT -1
is the old spurious site still alive? What was the address?
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 30, 2007 10:42:45 GMT -1
Lol I sense there would be confusion except from my brother who speaks my language. I sent him the spurious tv programmes we made up on the old spurious site and nearly made him choke ;D ;D Nowt like a bit of spuirousness to make a day better I find that if I haven't snorted some sort of drink out of my nose due to laughter, then it's been a sad day.
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 30, 2007 10:45:44 GMT -1
is the old spurious site still alive? What was the address? It's dead
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 10:45:57 GMT -1
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Post by Shippers on Jul 30, 2007 10:49:46 GMT -1
is the old spurious site still alive? What was the address? It's dead I thought it was - I tried it last week. That place was a flipping gold mine! sadly missed....
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jul 30, 2007 10:53:47 GMT -1
;D Nowt like a bit of spuirousness to make a day better I find that if I haven't snorted some sort of drink out of my nose due to laughter, then it's been a sad day. Tis true if I havent read or made up some complete bollocks I feel I have let the world down
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 10:53:59 GMT -1
I thought some reasonably good work was put in on FW too... but all of that got deleted too! Hence the fact I shall henceforward save anything worth saving...
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jul 30, 2007 10:56:02 GMT -1
Hence the fact I shall henceforward save anything worth saving... Even the africanized Killer Bee?
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 10:57:40 GMT -1
Hence the fact I shall henceforward save anything worth saving... Even the africanized Killer Bee? Indeed, I shall crochet it a small cage and poke flowers through to feed it.
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jul 30, 2007 10:58:55 GMT -1
Even the africanized Killer Bee? Indeed, I shall crochet it a small cage and poke flowers through to feed it. What would you call it?
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Post by Shippers on Jul 30, 2007 10:58:56 GMT -1
the original thread? AWESOME!
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 11:03:35 GMT -1
Depends. If male, Sir Percival Throgmorton III. If female, Lady Daphne of Teignmouth. I shall have to research further the matter of discerning gender in Killer Bees.
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 11:04:25 GMT -1
the original thread? AWESOME! Read, digest, cogitate! One of you showed me it at some point and I bookmarked it
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Post by Shippers on Jul 30, 2007 11:06:44 GMT -1
Tv Moghul Noel Edmunds refuses to leave the house unless he has £53.65 in loose change on his person. Despite actually owning a helicopter this money is held in reserve so that he can follow his nan's advice of never leaving home without enough money to get him home on the bus.
The trouble is that Noel lives in such a out of town swanky area that no public buses go there, so he is instead forced to hire a taxi from where ever he should find himself.
Edmunds also, follows other nuggets of his nan's advice. In 1973 she told him to 'wrap up warm', and in an attempt to follow her wishes Noel used lotion over his entire body to grow long thick blakc hair. He then platted this so as to give himself a lovely warm coat which he will never be without.
In addition to this Noel is a 'never nude' and has been wearing the same pair of gold sequinned hot pants since 1978. This was not upon the instruction of his grandmother, but instead beacuse he is embarassed by their hideous contents.
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 11:07:03 GMT -1
a2v, 21-10-2005, wrote:
"From his shed, Nick Park is writing his doctoral thesis on the hidden satanic messages in Islands in the Stream by Kenny Rogers & and Dolly Parton. He also runs two small businesses one is a paranormal investigation firm the other other is carpet cleaning business that can remove 1347 different kinds of stain. Impressive huh!!"
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Post by Shippers on Jul 30, 2007 11:09:29 GMT -1
I miss spurious eddie
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 11:10:39 GMT -1
This must be where he started out! a2v, Oct 25, 2005 A football Haiku for Mrs H; Supporting team is pain Frustration that never seems to end You will always endure I'm getting quite into this, is there much call for Haiku writers?? I'm sensing a career change!!
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 11:11:33 GMT -1
Message 598 - posted by Captain_Crackerjack - Still The Original And Best (U2107079) , Oct 25, 2005 "You read the Razzle Not as good as Haiku porn It will make you shoot"
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