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Post by Shippers on Jul 30, 2007 11:29:44 GMT -1
As it is so easy to loose a moblie phone motorola are working on developing a phone which is attached to tis base and remains in a static location.
H - we were all funny in those days. There's something like 12 pages of pure unadulterated comdey from just the one day! Oh why is it the good old days were so much better?
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 11:30:29 GMT -1
It's Jules with da rules!! twas an honest mistake guv but it's a fair cop ;D ;D ;D I like that one! *whispers* He's got a lot better with time Shippers, much like the Mummies of the Takla Makan!
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 30, 2007 11:30:36 GMT -1
I think you can be justifiably proud of that one. Kieran tended to like doing 6-7-5 haikus, which is incorrect... had I known I would have cheated on my Spurious Initiation Test! I know. I caught him doing a 5,6,7 "haiku" as well. ...... or not counting, as it's otherwise known!! ;D
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Post by Shippers on Jul 30, 2007 11:31:11 GMT -1
uh-oh I've just got to the cretan paradox bit!
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 30, 2007 11:31:59 GMT -1
I think my favourite was an Eddie-ism........
Published in the vast tomes of the vatican libraries is a way that any individual, who is male, above the age of fourteen, and catholic, can become Pope. To do this you must kill the Pope, steal his ring and place it upon your own finger. This grants you the legendary "Pope Powers."
There are three ways to kill the Pope: 1) Formally challenge the Pope to a duel(You must be well trained to battle the "Pope Powers")
2) Battle up the ranks of the papacy until you reach your final goal of the Pope(Note: It is much easier to formally challenge the Pope, but you can gain papacy powers by defeating those in lower ranks).
3) Assainiate the Pope. It is recommended that you kill the Pope otherwise he may retain his power and come after you. He can only be formally challenged or killed outside the Vatican, or he is otherwise immortal. It is also worth noting that the Pope powers include a Hightened state of awareness so assassinating him is not an easy prospect, plus his pope mobile is bulletproof.
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 30, 2007 11:32:43 GMT -1
uh-oh I've just got to the cretan paradox bit! ...... oh dear!!
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Post by Shippers on Jul 30, 2007 11:34:29 GMT -1
Steven Speilberg has begun the production on his new film based on the life of Mother Teresa of Calcutta.
Entitled E.C. (standing for extra celestial) it is believed that the younger mother T will be played by Madonna, with Judy Dench taking over the role of the elder mother T. Providing the love interest will be Mr T, but as we all know nuns are married to God he will be playing the great I am.
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 11:37:39 GMT -1
H - we were all funny in those days. There's something like 12 pages of pure unadulterated comdey from just the one day! Oh why is it the good old days were so much better? Were you still a student back then Shippers?! It could also be because time does not unfold at a constant speed, but has fluctuations. In order to resolve problems you are experiencing, you need to make small perforations in the space-time continuum, which the army of hamster-monkeys will take time to repair.
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 30, 2007 11:40:36 GMT -1
Remember the three golden rules:
Blu-tac should never be inserted in a badger's den.
Peter Duncan cannot be thrown.
and bungy elastic should never be used for icing a cake!
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 30, 2007 11:46:29 GMT -1
...... and straight from the Captains table;
'Bob Hope's last words were 'Die, you diseased, rank WHORES!''
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Post by Shippers on Jul 30, 2007 11:48:49 GMT -1
H - we were all funny in those days. There's something like 12 pages of pure unadulterated comdey from just the one day! Oh why is it the good old days were so much better? Were you still a student back then Shippers?! It could also be because time does not unfold at a constant speed, but has fluctuations. In order to resolve problems you are experiencing, you need to make small perforations in the space-time continuum, which the army of hamster-monkeys will take time to repair. no, even then I was "working"
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Post by HURLOCK on Jul 30, 2007 11:49:40 GMT -1
sheet pillow duvet
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 11:51:27 GMT -1
It's hard to get a handle on this, but would this be the correct interpretation then, given my previous comparisons...? Shippers Mrs H A2V Spurious Eddie.............................................Captain Crackerjack
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Post by HURLOCK on Jul 30, 2007 11:55:28 GMT -1
why do you need a handle, why not horns...............
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Post by Shippers on Jul 30, 2007 11:58:03 GMT -1
It's hard to get a handle on this, but would this be the correct interpretation then, given my previous comparisons...? Shippers Mrs H A2V Spurious Eddie.............................................Captain Crackerjack je'nais understanez vous
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 12:01:46 GMT -1
c'est quelque chose avec la trinité ou summat. j'ai vous regardé comme doyennes de la spuriosité, mais je suis un peu "triste" n'est-ce pas?! I wish I'd been around in the old days... though my initial reaction to you Shippers, as you may recall, was of the order of "wtf?!"
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 30, 2007 12:04:46 GMT -1
God what was I on lol We’re going to learn about Photosynthesis today, It’s a common misconception that Photosynthesis is the process of converting light energy to chemical energy. This is a lie told by the Swedish who are jealous because they never have sunlight and therefore never have flowers. Photosynthesis is actually the process of taking pictures of shrubs with a Fisher Price My First Camera. When the photos are taken and processed they are shredded and made into mulch. This mulch is then spread like manure onto plants to make them more photogenic. Thus completing the photosynthesis process.
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Post by Shippers on Jul 30, 2007 12:06:11 GMT -1
c'est quelque chose avec la trinité ou summat. j'ai vous regardé comme doyennes de la spuriosité, mais je suis un peu "triste" n'est-ce pas?! I wish I'd been around in the old days... though my initial reaction to you Shippers, as you may recall, was of the order of "wtf?!" don't worry bud, at first I thought you were a girl. (I don't understand all that french)
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Post by Shippers on Jul 30, 2007 12:06:55 GMT -1
since more and more people are becoming allergic to nuts (or at least more are surviving finding out) the peanut butter industry actually took the radical step of changing the main ingrediant to Broccoli.
Whilst this has subtly changed the flavour it has not been noticed by the general public as it was done gradully over a number of years. The colourings and additives still give it more or less the same colour and consistency.
Despite this peanut butter has never really caught off with the nut allergy population, and being as it would be illegal under EU law to market it as peanut butter without peanuts (false advertising - see opal fruits/starburst) the industry is pretty much resigned to the fact that there is an entirely untouchable section of the spread market.
To cut down overheads, and to give it a more exotic feel a development of bringing in more brazil nut that broccoli is underway, although you'll never actually taste the difference you might just enjoy it that little bit more.
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 12:10:24 GMT -1
c'est quelque chose avec la trinité ou summat. j'ai vous regardé comme doyennes de la spuriosité, mais je suis un peu "triste" n'est-ce pas?! I wish I'd been around in the old days... though my initial reaction to you Shippers, as you may recall, was of the order of "wtf?!" don't worry bud, at first I thought you were a girl. (I don't understand all that french) LOL... but now you "know I am!" ;D (Hey it's been done a lot...) I think that the second sentence is pretty much grammatically correct! "I regarded you (plural) like Elder Statespeople of Spuriosity, but I'm a bit sad, innit?!" ;D
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