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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 11:12:13 GMT -1
I miss the concept of said person...
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Post by Shippers on Jul 30, 2007 11:12:42 GMT -1
The phrase 'if in doubt get it out' was actually taken a step to far by channel 5 tele executive types when producing the naked jungle programme.
They wanted an activity game show, a bit like the crystal maze, so they built the set, came up with games and booked Keith Chegwin. However when they shot the pilot show (entitled clothed jungle) it was a big old pile of ar$e biscuits. It was only upon realising this that Cheggers uttered the infamous words 'well we couldtry it again and I'll get my big boy out'.
The producers instantly imagined Cheggers as some unattributed Ron Jeremy type and agreed, signing contracts fully clothed. However it was only when Cheggers and the contestants stripped that they realised that hapless Keith had actually been referring to the fact that he is deceptively large due to all the racoons inside his gusset pulling down the flabby mass of his torso.
Once naked Cheggers abdomen swelled to 3 times its normal size.
A sequel was never filmed.
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Post by Shippers on Jul 30, 2007 11:13:53 GMT -1
My first ever haiku....
bum hole, you are pink, like the grapefruit of breakfast; sweaty from the heat
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Post by Shippers on Jul 30, 2007 11:14:31 GMT -1
and my 3rd
there's no I in team, there is one in tambourine; I lost my cagool
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Post by Shippers on Jul 30, 2007 11:15:43 GMT -1
by the legend of A2V
Richard Whitely is gone Xmas is near, wife is alone Buys smaller turkey
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Post by HURLOCK on Jul 30, 2007 11:17:11 GMT -1
The phrase 'if in doubt get it out' was actually taken a step to far by channel 5 tele executive types when producing the naked jungle programme. They wanted an activity game show, a bit like the crystal maze, so they built the set, came up with games and booked Keith Chegwin. However when they shot the pilot show (entitled clothed jungle) it was a big old pile of ar$e biscuits. It was only upon realising this that Cheggers uttered the infamous words 'well we couldtry it again and I'll get my big boy out'. The producers instantly imagined Cheggers as some unattributed Ron Jeremy type and agreed, signing contracts fully clothed. However it was only when Cheggers and the contestants stripped that they realised that hapless Keith had actually been referring to the fact that he is deceptively large due to all the racoons inside his gusset pulling down the flabby mass of his torso. Once naked Cheggers abdomen swelled to 3 times its normal size. A sequel was never filmed. why do you make mention of this, the children will hav nightmares now!
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Post by Shippers on Jul 30, 2007 11:17:29 GMT -1
the womble was raped "don't put that thing up my bum" cried orinnocco
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Post by Shippers on Jul 30, 2007 11:18:20 GMT -1
I think October the 25th 2005 may have been the most productive day of my life!
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 11:18:38 GMT -1
and my 3rd there's no I in team, there is one in tambourine; I lost my cagool I think you can be justifiably proud of that one. Kieran tended to like doing 6-7-5 haikus, which is incorrect... had I known I would have cheated on my Spurious Initiation Test!
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Post by Shippers on Jul 30, 2007 11:19:01 GMT -1
I think I mentioned this one the other day
It is a little known fact that the queen mother actually passed away in 1986, in a freak spatula accident.
To avoid an sort of media frenzy clarence house quickly devised a scheme whereby a small vole sat in her mouth and controlled her body by a computerised system created in japan. Thus explaining why no-one saw the Queen Mother eat or speak any coherent sentances years before her eventual death.
The scheme however came a-cropper when the government passed a bill which made it illegal for rodents to be in charge of heavy machinery. As the QM was significantly heavier than the vole she was deemed to be reletively colossal and in the end the vole had to be removed. This was when the story broke tht she had passed away, and the country mourned for her a decade and a half too late.
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 11:20:40 GMT -1
This is cool: Contrary to common belief there is actually a fourth primary colour. Hwimpt, as it is known by colour experts, is very rarely found other than in the deepest rainforests of South America on a particular breed of butterfly. Of course the introduction of a further primary colour would open the colour spectrum to all sorts of possibilities such as hrangel (hwimpt and red), jousen (hwimpt and blue) etc. The Governments of the worlds most advanced nation's have been keeping this under wraps so as to avoid the garish fashions of the 70s repeating themselves as would surely happen were a new spectrum of colours to become available in the popular domain.
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 30, 2007 11:21:25 GMT -1
What a thread that was
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Jul 30, 2007 11:22:04 GMT -1
I thought The Queen Mother was Killed to save the Bristish taxpayer £2.1 Billion a year on Gin and Rothmans
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 11:22:37 GMT -1
"Penguins can't fly Neither can emus But a badger in a rocket can Where's the justice?" There are tears in my eyes... and a warm, fuzzy feeling. I've never been quite so candid, but I think I love Laura...!
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 30, 2007 11:25:23 GMT -1
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 30, 2007 11:25:27 GMT -1
and my 3rd there's no I in team, there is one in tambourine; I lost my cagool I think you can be justifiably proud of that one. Kieran tended to like doing 6-7-5 haikus, which is incorrect... had I known I would have cheated on my Spurious Initiation Test! It's Jules with da rules!! twas an honest mistake guv but it's a fair cop
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Post by Stan on Jul 30, 2007 11:25:43 GMT -1
My bass has one string. I like my one-string bass. It's good.
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Post by Shippers on Jul 30, 2007 11:25:51 GMT -1
and my 3rd there's no I in team, there is one in tambourine; I lost my cagool I think you can be justifiably proud of that one. Kieran tended to like doing 6-7-5 haikus, which is incorrect... had I known I would have cheated on my Spurious Initiation Test! I know. I caught him doing a 5,6,7 "haiku" as well.
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 30, 2007 11:26:41 GMT -1
Aww FoxyPablo I forgot about him. He was funny.
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Post by Shippers on Jul 30, 2007 11:28:16 GMT -1
The premise that cat's prefer whiskas (which is oft relayed to us through the medium of advertising) is actually a total fallacy.
As cats are incapable of comprehending choice, but are born with an inner compass, they will eat which ever cat food is presented to them that is closest to Mecca.
Of course as cats are not generally muslims, and are generally gambling addicts they mean mecca bingo.
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