Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 26, 2007 7:17:14 GMT -1
Battled on manfully for the last two days with a stinker of a cold....even threw up at work yesterday but carried on. Not a chance of working today though, my voice has gone (making lots of shreeking noises instead of talking), headache, limbs ache....grey face. Guys, I'm a mess. How's everyone else doing?
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Post by Stan on Oct 26, 2007 7:19:02 GMT -1
Battled on manfully for the last two days with a stinker of a cold....even threw up at work yesterday but carried on. Not a chance of working today though, my voice has gone (making lots of shreeking noises instead of talking), headache, limbs ache....grey face. Guys, I'm a mess. How's everyone else doing? Better than you by the sounds of it... you big girl!
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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 26, 2007 7:19:29 GMT -1
get to work you old fucker, you're letting the side down!
Next you'll be telling us you've got a stana chair lift installed at home
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Post by Stan on Oct 26, 2007 7:21:02 GMT -1
get to work you old fucker, you're letting the side down! Next you'll be telling us you've got a stana chair lift installed at home Stannah! (Don't want any confusion there El Tel!) Well, we definitely now know who wears the trousers in that relationship!
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 26, 2007 7:23:13 GMT -1
Battled on manfully for the last two days with a stinker of a cold....even threw up at work yesterday but carried on. Not a chance of working today though, my voice has gone (making lots of shreeking noises instead of talking), headache, limbs ache....grey face. Guys, I'm a mess. How's everyone else doing? Better than you by the sounds of it... you big girl! I'm worse than a big girl today Stan.
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 26, 2007 7:23:59 GMT -1
get to work you old fucker, you're letting the side down! Next you'll be telling us you've got a stana chair lift installed at home Why have one of them when Imp can give me a fireman's lift upstairs?
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Post by Stan on Oct 26, 2007 7:24:11 GMT -1
Better than you by the sounds of it... you big girl! I'm worse than a big girl today Stan. Lemsip. That's all the advice I can offer... oh, and watch Phil & Fern! ;D
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Post by Stan on Oct 26, 2007 7:24:35 GMT -1
get to work you old fucker, you're letting the side down! Next you'll be telling us you've got a stana chair lift installed at home Why have one of them when Imp can give me a fireman's lift upstairs? Bingo!
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 26, 2007 7:26:46 GMT -1
I'm worse than a big girl today Stan. Lemsip. That's all the advice I can offer... oh, and watch Phil & Fern! ;D Sod that...it'll be Top Gear all the way all day! Lemsip sounds good but warm drinks are burning my throat. I've got a decanter of port in my drinks cupboard though - that might be helpful....especially with the paracetamol I'm taking.
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 26, 2007 7:27:12 GMT -1
Why have one of them when Imp can give me a fireman's lift upstairs? Bingo! Aye, she's great! ;D
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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 26, 2007 7:28:38 GMT -1
Why have one of them when Imp can give me a fireman's lift upstairs? Thought she'd love a Stannah, bit of up down ;D Joking aside, get your arse down the gym and sit in the sauna for a few hours. Sweat it out man. I always do this, it works a treat
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Post by Stan on Oct 26, 2007 7:28:51 GMT -1
Lemsip. That's all the advice I can offer... oh, and watch Phil & Fern! ;D Sod that...it'll be Top Gear all the way all day! Lemsip sounds good but warm drinks are burning my throat. I've got a decanter of port in my drinks cupboard though - that might be helpful....especially with the paracetamol I'm taking. ...and if that fails you've always got good old bargain booze just down the road!
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Post by unkownperson on Oct 26, 2007 7:29:18 GMT -1
Not bad going out this afternoon so daytime telly or a 360 comes mind... dont know about sat
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Post by Stan on Oct 26, 2007 7:29:50 GMT -1
Is she working these days? i.e. are there children living in fear of her red biro..!?!
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Post by C@V on Oct 26, 2007 7:29:56 GMT -1
Battled on manfully for the last two days with a stinker of a cold....even threw up at work yesterday but carried on. Not a chance of working today though, my voice has gone (making lots of shreeking noises instead of talking), headache, limbs ache....grey face. Guys, I'm a mess. How's everyone else doing? SHUT IT YOU BIG STINKING GAY! GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOME WORK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 26, 2007 7:30:18 GMT -1
Why have one of them when Imp can give me a fireman's lift upstairs? Thought she'd love a Stannah, bit of up down ;D Joking aside, get your arse down the gym and sit in the sauna for a few hours. Sweat it out man. I always do this, it works a treat I'm banned from the gym though.....I went to an aerobics sessions once, stood at the back of the class and started firming up.
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Post by Stan on Oct 26, 2007 7:31:09 GMT -1
Why have one of them when Imp can give me a fireman's lift upstairs? Thought she'd love a Stannah, bit of up down ;D Joking aside, get your arse down the gym and sit in the sauna for a few hours. Sweat it out man. I always do this, it works a treat ...and if it doesn't work at least you get to perv at the tasty ladies!
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 26, 2007 7:31:20 GMT -1
Sod that...it'll be Top Gear all the way all day! Lemsip sounds good but warm drinks are burning my throat. I've got a decanter of port in my drinks cupboard though - that might be helpful....especially with the paracetamol I'm taking. ...and if that fails you've always got good old bargain booze just down the road! That's very true Stan. And I won't be able to smell the curry when I walk in there thanks to this cold. It's win win win baby yeah!
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Post by Stan on Oct 26, 2007 7:31:58 GMT -1
Thought she'd love a Stannah, bit of up down ;D Joking aside, get your arse down the gym and sit in the sauna for a few hours. Sweat it out man. I always do this, it works a treat I'm banned from the gym though.....I went to an aerobics sessions once, stood at the back of the class and started firming up. PMSL! I'm scared at how much our minds are alike!
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Post by Stan on Oct 26, 2007 7:32:48 GMT -1
Battled on manfully for the last two days with a stinker of a cold....even threw up at work yesterday but carried on. Not a chance of working today though, my voice has gone (making lots of shreeking noises instead of talking), headache, limbs ache....grey face. Guys, I'm a mess. How's everyone else doing? SHUT IT YOU BIG STINKING GAY! GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOME WORK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Good old cav... more of a Dr. Mick than a Diedre!
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