Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 26, 2007 7:33:03 GMT -1
Is she working these days? i.e. are there children living in fear of her red biro..!?! Imp's got a long term temp job at a primary school in Stafford - she's enjoying it loads and there's a chance of it being made permanent. Children don't live in fear of her at all........as long as they fly right and do exactly as they're told....or else.
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Post by C@V on Oct 26, 2007 7:33:13 GMT -1
I'm banned from the gym though.....I went to an aerobics sessions once, stood at the back of the class and started firming up. PMSL! I'm scared at how much our minds are alike! WELL YOU'RE BOTH FROM THE SAME STINKING AREA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Post by Stan on Oct 26, 2007 7:33:20 GMT -1
...and if that fails you've always got good old bargain booze just down the road! That's very true Stan. And I won't be able to smell the curry when I walk in there thanks to this cold. It's win win win baby yeah! You gotta take the positives!
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Post by Stan on Oct 26, 2007 7:33:56 GMT -1
PMSL! I'm scared at how much our minds are alike! WELL YOU'RE BOTH FROM THE SAME STINKING AREA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHUT IT VICAR'S BOY!
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 26, 2007 7:34:12 GMT -1
Battled on manfully for the last two days with a stinker of a cold....even threw up at work yesterday but carried on. Not a chance of working today though, my voice has gone (making lots of shreeking noises instead of talking), headache, limbs ache....grey face. Guys, I'm a mess. How's everyone else doing? SHUT IT YOU BIG STINKING GAY! GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOME WORK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I can't. Too pooooooorly CAV. And stop making me laugh out loud. It huuuuuuuuurts.
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Post by C@V on Oct 26, 2007 7:34:37 GMT -1
WELL YOU'RE BOTH FROM THE SAME STINKING AREA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHUT IT VICAR'S BOY! OR WHAT VALE LOVER!?
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 26, 2007 7:34:44 GMT -1
PMSL! I'm scared at how much our minds are alike! WELL YOU'RE BOTH FROM THE SAME STINKING AREA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Oi Southern reprobate!
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 26, 2007 7:36:22 GMT -1
CAV, I think you've missed your vocation in life....they are always on the look out for more volunteers to join the Samaritans.
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Post by Stan on Oct 26, 2007 7:42:30 GMT -1
CAV, I think you've missed your vocation in life....they are always on the look out for more volunteers to join the Samaritans. Ah, he's alright really... just a puppy dog with a weak bladder.... what's up mr.caversham - only had two shredded wheat this morning...?
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Post by C@V on Oct 26, 2007 7:43:13 GMT -1
CAV, I think you've missed your vocation in life....they are always on the look out for more volunteers to join the Samaritans. I'D WHIP THOSE LOSERS INTO SHAPE....................OH YES! YOU GOT YOUR HEAD IN A BOWL OF STEAMING WATER WITH A TOWEL OVER THE TOP?
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 26, 2007 7:43:58 GMT -1
CAV, I think you've missed your vocation in life....they are always on the look out for more volunteers to join the Samaritans. Ah, he's alright really... just a puppy dog with a weak bladder.... what's up mr.caversham - only had two shredded wheat this morning...? CAV's a teddy bear. A big pink soft one. And he knows it. This macho bravardo's just a ruse to hide the painful truth.
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Post by Stan on Oct 26, 2007 7:44:31 GMT -1
Is she working these days? i.e. are there children living in fear of her red biro..!?! Imp's got a long term temp job at a primary school in Stafford - she's enjoying it loads and there's a chance of it being made permanent. Children don't live in fear of her at all........as long as they fly right and do exactly as they're told....or else. straighten up and fly right.... cool down momma don't you blow your top! (Woohoo) Is it the school by the hospital...?
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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 26, 2007 7:44:39 GMT -1
Thought she'd love a Stannah, bit of up down ;D Joking aside, get your arse down the gym and sit in the sauna for a few hours. Sweat it out man. I always do this, it works a treat I'm banned from the gym though.....I went to an aerobics sessions once, stood at the back of the class and started firming up. you'd be good with the ladies in the sauna, all hot and sweaty. Ready for action!
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 26, 2007 7:46:18 GMT -1
Get IN!
Imp's returned with goodies to cheer me up as she's about to abandon me for the day. I've got a big box of tissues, some Lockets and the latest issue of Top Gear magazine with a free dvd containing the Great Movie Chases Ever!
WOOOOOO!
*that hurt my throat*
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 26, 2007 7:47:04 GMT -1
CAV, I think you've missed your vocation in life....they are always on the look out for more volunteers to join the Samaritans. I'D WHIP THOSE LOSERS INTO SHAPE....................OH YES! YOU GOT YOUR HEAD IN A BOWL OF STEAMING WATER WITH A TOWEL OVER THE TOP? It'd help to losen the phlegm and other gunk infesting my larynx at the moment. Good thinking.
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Post by Stan on Oct 26, 2007 7:47:09 GMT -1
Get IN! Imp's returned with goodies to cheer me up as she's about to abandon me for the day. I've got a big box of tissues, some Lockets and the latest issue of Top Gear magazine with a free dvd containing the Great Movie Chases Ever! WOOOOOO! *that hurt my throat* Give her ass a quick slap from me please...
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 26, 2007 7:48:32 GMT -1
Imp's got a long term temp job at a primary school in Stafford - she's enjoying it loads and there's a chance of it being made permanent. Children don't live in fear of her at all........as long as they fly right and do exactly as they're told....or else. straighten up and fly right.... cool down momma don't you blow your top! (Woohoo) Is it the school by the hospital...? No matey! Although an ambulance is on regular standby at Imp's school! ;D
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 26, 2007 7:49:53 GMT -1
I'm banned from the gym though.....I went to an aerobics sessions once, stood at the back of the class and started firming up. you'd be good with the ladies in the sauna, all hot and sweaty. Ready for action! Yes. The heat will help to ease my arthritic joints and losen the blockage in my sinuses. "Mmmm what an attractive specimen" the ladies would think.
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 26, 2007 7:51:32 GMT -1
Get IN! Imp's returned with goodies to cheer me up as she's about to abandon me for the day. I've got a big box of tissues, some Lockets and the latest issue of Top Gear magazine with a free dvd containing the Great Movie Chases Ever! WOOOOOO! *that hurt my throat* Give her ass a quick slap from me please... But she's been so nice to me.... Sod it! Done...and nearly broke my bastard hand on her mobile in her arse pocket....wonder if she's got it on vibrate? ?
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Post by Stan on Oct 26, 2007 7:52:36 GMT -1
straighten up and fly right.... cool down momma don't you blow your top! (Woohoo) Is it the school by the hospital...? No matey! Although an ambulance is on regular standby at Imp's school! ;D LOL. They're little bastards these days aren't they!
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