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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 26, 2007 7:52:38 GMT -1
Yes. The heat will help to ease my arthritic joints and losen the blockage in my sinuses. "Mmmm what an attractive specimen" the ladies would think.  Just tell them to give you a nosh whilst you read your paper! |
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Post by Stan on Oct 26, 2007 7:53:12 GMT -1
Give her ass a quick slap from me please... But she's been so nice to me.... Sod it! Done...and nearly broke my bastard hand on her mobile in her arse pocket....wonder if she's got it on vibrate?  ?  I bet she has - bad girl! |
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Post by Stan on Oct 26, 2007 7:53:38 GMT -1
Yes. The heat will help to ease my arthritic joints and losen the blockage in my sinuses. "Mmmm what an attractive specimen" the ladies would think. Just tell them to give you a nosh whilst you read your paper! Are you really Benny Hill Tel? |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 26, 2007 7:54:29 GMT -1
Yes. The heat will help to ease my arthritic joints and losen the blockage in my sinuses. "Mmmm what an attractive specimen" the ladies would think. Just tell them to give you a nosh whilst you read your paper! PMSL....... ;D |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 26, 2007 7:55:54 GMT -1
Just tell them to give you a nosh whilst you read your paper! Are you really Benny Hill Tel? Sounds like an arab terrorist's dodgy pseudonym.....or a Bolton player. ;D |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Oct 26, 2007 7:56:58 GMT -1
GFJ you slack jawed faggot.
Bloody man flu.
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 26, 2007 8:01:52 GMT -1
GFJ you slack jawed faggot. Bloody man flu. Yeah. And? ;D |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Oct 26, 2007 8:03:23 GMT -1
GFJ you slack jawed faggot. Bloody man flu. Yeah. And? ;D Harden the fuck up!!! That's why they don't give 70 year old women smear tests. |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 26, 2007 8:08:02 GMT -1
Harden the fuck up!!! That's why they don't give 70 year old women smear tests. How can I harden up when I've now got the mental image of my late Gran on a physician's couch having her flaps opened?  |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Oct 26, 2007 8:09:45 GMT -1
Harden the fuck up!!! That's why they don't give 70 year old women smear tests. How can I harden up when I've now got the mental image of my late Gran on a physician's couch having her flaps opened? The reason they don't is have you ever tried opening a cheese pastie? |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 26, 2007 8:13:21 GMT -1
How can I harden up when I've now got the mental image of my late Gran on a physician's couch having her flaps opened? The reason they don't is have you ever tried opening a cheese pastie? Ewwwww. *sorry mate but I'm sat here giggling to myself like an utter retard* ;D |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Oct 26, 2007 8:14:25 GMT -1
The reason they don't is have you ever tried opening a cheese pastie? Ewwwww. *sorry mate but I'm sat here giggling to myself like an utter retard* ;D I did when i got sent it. |
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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 26, 2007 8:15:33 GMT -1
Bet you'll be well enough to have a wank over you secret porn stash!
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 26, 2007 8:15:37 GMT -1
Ewwwww. *sorry mate but I'm sat here giggling to myself like an utter retard* ;D I did when i got sent it. Enough already! ;D |
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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 26, 2007 8:16:19 GMT -1
Just tell them to give you a nosh whilst you read your paper! Are you really Benny Hill Tel? call me Ernie! |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Oct 26, 2007 8:17:32 GMT -1
Bet you'll be well enough to have a wank over you secret porn stash! Good thinking! But no, I did promise Sarah that there would be no masterbation or genital husbandry while she's out today. ;D |
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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 26, 2007 8:19:25 GMT -1
Good thinking! But no, I did promise Sarah that there would be no masterbation or genital husbandry while she's out today. ;D Yeah but you had your fingers crossed ;D |
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Post by Stan on Oct 26, 2007 8:19:28 GMT -1
Are you really Benny Hill Tel? call me Ernie! Tis a silly name! But I shall use it from now forth! |
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Post by Stan on Oct 26, 2007 8:20:11 GMT -1
Good thinking! But no, I did promise Sarah that there would be no masterbation or genital husbandry while she's out today. ;D Yeah but you had your fingers crossed ;D Obviously he'll be thinking of her though... and where he's spraying his thank you batter! |
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Post by jh1980 on Oct 26, 2007 8:21:37 GMT -1
Good thinking! But no, I did promise Sarah that there would be no masterbation or genital husbandry while she's out today. ;D Yeah but you had your fingers crossed ;D Surely there's enough spunk to go around?!  Morning all. |
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