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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Jan 24, 2007 14:11:15 GMT -1
Oracle - How did the legendary duo Paul and Barry, come to be known as 'The Chuckle Brothers'?? When their comedic efforts were the sensory equivalent of inhaling burning piss!! I look forward to the answer of this one!
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 14:11:45 GMT -1
O Oracle...does the sight of the Gadget Shop excite you to the extent that a little wee comes out? Like all men, the Oracle thoroughly approves of gadgets, especially ones that actually work and make life / miscellaneous tasks easier! However the Oracle does not derive carnal pleasure from gadgetry. This can only be found in the soft yet firm curves of a good woman. *The Oracle again sails off on seas of daydreaming*
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 24, 2007 14:12:44 GMT -1
O Oracle...does the sight of the Gadget Shop excite you to the extent that a little wee comes out? Like all men, the Oracle thoroughly approves of gadgets, especially ones that actually work and make life / miscellaneous tasks easier! However the Oracle does not derive carnal pleasure from gadgetry. This can only be found in the soft yet firm curves of a good woman. *The Oracle again sails off on seas of daydreaming* So a little wee comes out when you see a woman?
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 14:13:35 GMT -1
Mr Oracle... When you are asked something you know little/nothing about, do you attempt to blag your way through, or admit you don't know? Do you question the Oracle's power?! The Oracle is tempted to sulk at the audacity of this question, however he is also cognisant of the fact that (for example) A-Level maths would have half-killed him if he'd tried it!
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 14:15:00 GMT -1
Can the oracle explain why white bread makes perfect toast, yet when one toasts grannary bread it turns itself into cardboard! I have a team looking into this and will get back to you. Meanwhile be assured that you shouldn't be toasting granary in the first place, it is nicer un-toasted.
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 14:16:13 GMT -1
Oracle - How did the legendary duo Paul and Barry, come to be known as 'The Chuckle Brothers'?? When their comedic efforts were the sensory equivalent of inhaling burning piss!! Their name comes from the fact that in parts of Liverpool, "chuckle" is slang for "infected knob cheese"
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Jan 24, 2007 14:17:43 GMT -1
Mr Oracle... When you are asked something you know little/nothing about, do you attempt to blag your way through, or admit you don't know? Do you question the Oracle's power?! The Oracle is tempted to sulk at the audacity of this question, however he is also cognisant of the fact that (for example) A-Level maths would have half-killed him if he'd tried it! I do not. I believe you got the wrong end of the stick oh Oracle. I have a colleague who blags very well at times and everyone believes him when he does, so wondered what your take on the question I proposed was!
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 14:17:46 GMT -1
Is the Oracle a member of CAMRA?? .... and if so how long is the oracles beard?? No but he has often considered joining. The Oracle has grown a beard on three occasions. Not once did this help his sex life, despite the fact that many women made kind and flattering comments about its appearance! ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 14:19:13 GMT -1
Mr Oracle Sir...can Leo Sayer be used for buffing marble floors or is his hair just there to hide the fact that he has a freakishly mishapen head that could in fact scratch said marble floor? It is a little-known fact that Leo Sayer was actually built as a prototype for the Vileda Magic Mop. Sadly he malfunctioned, so instead was sent off to sing mellow MOR songs for a living.
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 14:20:22 GMT -1
Oracle .......... did Dirk Benedict invent 'Eggs Benedict' ............. and if so why did he not just call them 'Eggs Dirk'?? At the risk of being harsh, the Oracle replies: No of course he bloody didn't!!! ;D Nonetheless your wit is appreciated, fellow traveller...!
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Post by HURLOCK on Jan 24, 2007 14:21:18 GMT -1
explain the difference between fromage frais and creme fraiche
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 14:21:52 GMT -1
So a little wee comes out when you see a woman? Not immediately! The Oracle thinks you may be taking the Michael. Is this the case, comely wench?!
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 24, 2007 14:22:58 GMT -1
Oracle - How did the legendary duo Paul and Barry, come to be known as 'The Chuckle Brothers'?? When their comedic efforts were the sensory equivalent of inhaling burning piss!! Their name comes from the fact that in parts of Liverpool, "chuckle" is slang for "infected knob cheese" ........... but Oracle Paul and Barry hail from Rotherham, and contribute to Rotherham's continued shame, along with Jive Bunny!!
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 14:23:31 GMT -1
I do not. I believe you got the wrong end of the stick oh Oracle. I have a colleague who blags very well at times and everyone believes him when he does, so wondered what your take on the question I proposed was! Ah, well that's alright then! Hmmm I forget the original question. I gather that lies make baby Jesus cry, and we all want to avoid that for reasons I need not express. Does that help?
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Jan 24, 2007 14:26:54 GMT -1
I do not. I believe you got the wrong end of the stick oh Oracle. I have a colleague who blags very well at times and everyone believes him when he does, so wondered what your take on the question I proposed was! Ah, well that's alright then! Hmmm I forget the original question. I gather that lies make baby Jesus cry, and we all want to avoid that for reasons I need not express. Does that help? No. I will now proceed to smite your ass, unless you can shed some light on the situation. ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 14:26:55 GMT -1
explain the difference between fromage frais and creme fraiche Fromage frais is as the name implies (fromage) a disturbingly cheesy take on the fruit yogurt theme. Much beloved of women, this can probably be explained by the fact that it is low-calorie and comes in a small pot, not because it tastes at all good. Creme fraiche is a creamy substance found in a variety of tasty pastry confections of the sort found in Delicatessens. Women refer to these as "foul places of temptation"
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Post by C@V on Jan 24, 2007 14:28:03 GMT -1
I do not. I believe you got the wrong end of the stick oh Oracle. I have a colleague who blags very well at times and everyone believes him when he does, so wondered what your take on the question I proposed was! Ah, well that's alright then! Hmmm I forget the original question. I gather that lies make baby Jesus cry, and we all want to avoid that for reasons I need not express. Does that help? YOU Philistines!!!
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 14:28:40 GMT -1
........... but Oracle Paul and Barry hail from Rotherham, and contribute to Rotherham's continued shame, along with Jive Bunny!! ........but they look like they come from Liverpool, hence their continued popularity there! Jive Bunny. The Oracle is most upset at the mention of this creature.
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 24, 2007 14:30:03 GMT -1
Oracle ............. is it true that if you boil a whole tin of alphabetti spaghetti in a pan containing holy water, it reveals hidden secrets in 'The Bible' ??
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Post by HURLOCK on Jan 24, 2007 14:31:08 GMT -1
This has always troubled me, and it is no way a slight on muslims, there is an obvious answer however I hope it's not the case. Why do some muslim women wear a full veil where only the eyes are on display, whereas the more rotund women seem to wear a head dress more akin to nuns displaying the whole face
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