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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 14:32:38 GMT -1
I will now proceed to smite your ass, unless you can shed some light on the situation. ;D The oracle is marginally peeved at having had to look back for the original question, but as he has spent all his money on hot priestesses instead of burly door-men, will have a look... Blagging is an important part of male group interaction. No man wants to lose face, and so making shit up can be a useful way out of a tight spot in an argument.
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 14:34:40 GMT -1
Oracle ............. is it true that if you boil a whole tin of alphabetti spaghetti in a pan containing holy water, it reveals hidden secrets in 'The Bible' ?? No. Matthew, Mark, Luke and John may all have been smoking crack for all we know... put not your faith in this "God" of whom they speak! *NB: do not smite the Oracle, any nutty Christian types who might be reading this...*
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Jan 24, 2007 14:36:26 GMT -1
I will now proceed to smite your ass, unless you can shed some light on the situation. ;D The oracle is marginally peeved at having had to look back for the original question, but as he has spent all his money on hot priestesses instead of burly door-men, will have a look... Blagging is an important part of male group interaction. No man wants to lose face, and so making shit up can be a useful way out of a tight spot in an argument. I appreciate your time and your response Oracle, you shall be exalted as a result.
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 24, 2007 14:36:48 GMT -1
Oracle ........... if we are indeed sending Jade Goody to India. Is it not only fair that we accept something awful in return from them, or should we just tow the whole of the UK somewhere else so they can't find us to return her??
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 14:37:41 GMT -1
This has always troubled me, and it is no way a slight on muslims, there is an obvious answer however I hope it's not the case. Why do some muslim women wear a full veil where only the eyes are on display, whereas the more rotund women seem to wear a head dress more akin to nuns displaying the whole face No worries Hurls... The Oracle finds full veils slightly intimidating/spooky/weird but in the quest for true knowledge will attempt to answer the question and retain a veneer of acceptability! I think it is a simple matter of how devout you are. The more hardline you are, the more you wear. Some Muslim women don't bother with a veil at all but these tend to be the most liberal / non-oppressed ones.
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 14:39:27 GMT -1
Oracle ........... if we are indeed sending Jade Goody to India. Is it not only fair that we accept something awful in return from them, or should we just hope they don't return her?? It is my fervent hope that a slight *ahem* accident will befall her during her stay in India. An appropriate irony would be if she is squashed by a short sighted bull elephant on heat! ;D
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Post by Giar on Jan 24, 2007 14:40:29 GMT -1
WTF has happened to you karma GB?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 24, 2007 14:42:09 GMT -1
WTF has happened to you karma GB?!?!?!?!?!?! I was wondering that myself ............. Oracle WTF has happened to GB's karma??
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 14:42:28 GMT -1
WTF has happened to you karma GB?!?!?!?!?!?! In my role as Oracle, I can answer this. Much as we all like GB, it appears that smiting suits him better than exaltation. Methinks it has something to do with Moderator-y powers, however...!
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Post by HURLOCK on Jan 24, 2007 14:43:29 GMT -1
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 14:45:39 GMT -1
While the Oracle exists outside the boundaries of space and time, his memory of the early 1980s music scene is incomplete! He was not an ABC fan, but shall not detract from them. He also cannot watch Youtube videos - Council blocks that site.
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Jan 24, 2007 14:49:30 GMT -1
WTF has happened to you karma GB?!?!?!?!?!?! In my role as Oracle, I can answer this. Much as we all like GB, it appears that smiting suits him better than exaltation. Methinks it has something to do with Moderator-y powers, however...! Well nearly! I don't have any preference to smites or exalts, so to prove the point (that karma is not something I care about) , my karma was set to minus 10k, (after me asking).
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 14:51:41 GMT -1
Well nearly! I don't have any preference to smites or exalts, so to prove the point (that karma is not something I care about) , my karma was set to minus 10k, (after me asking). Close enough *acts nonchalant* ;D This world view of GB's is also ably expressed via his "Giveafuckometer", trivia fans...!
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 24, 2007 14:56:10 GMT -1
Oi Oracle face.....apparently women don't care about aids. What don't men care about?
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 14:59:11 GMT -1
Oi Oracle face.....apparently women don't care about aids. What don't men care about? That's surprisingly rude! I thought women cared very much for rampant rabbits, pocket rockets and the like! Real men don't care about skincare products. We also don't particularly care about celebrity gossip.
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 24, 2007 15:00:24 GMT -1
Oi Oracle face.....apparently women don't care about aids. What don't men care about? That's surprisingly rude! I thought women cared very much for rampant rabbits, pocket rockets and the like! Real men don't care about skincare products. We also don't particularly care about celebrity gossip. I know many men that use skincare products. Mainly they steal their partners/wives.
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 15:02:19 GMT -1
I know many men that use skincare products. Mainly they steal their partners/wives. Yes. Fake men! Raging Jessies! Nancy-boys! ;D Nothing wrong with my skin...
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 24, 2007 15:05:56 GMT -1
Mr Oracle....are you and A2V having a public, mutal back slapping display with your quotes in your signatures?
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Post by officergroyman on Jan 24, 2007 15:08:52 GMT -1
..........Real men don't care about skincare products. We also don't particularly care about celebrity gossip. Did you hear that Katie Holmes and Posh Beckham - New BFFs Head to ParisKatie Holmes and Victoria "Posh" Beckham, who are suddenly the best friends ever, took a little girls trip to Paris this week. They decided to take a break from their gorgeous husbands and children for a very pressing matter - shopping. We first saw the two hanging out at Paris Fashion Week in October and they've been thick as thieves ever since. Do you think they'll get those necklaces with the heart that splits in half where each side says, "BFFs Forever"? I wonder if Cartier even sells those anymore.
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 15:09:20 GMT -1
Mr Oracle....are you and A2V having a public, mutal back slapping display with your quotes in your signatures? Mrs H. In a word. Yes!
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