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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 15:11:45 GMT -1
Did you hear that Katie Holmes and Posh Beckham - New BFFs Head to ParisKatie Holmes and Victoria "Posh" Beckham, who are suddenly the best friends ever, took a little girls trip to Paris this week. They decided to take a break from their gorgeous husbands and children for a very pressing matter - shopping. We first saw the two hanging out at Paris Fashion Week in October and they've been thick as thieves ever since. Do you think they'll get those necklaces with the heart that splits in half where each side says, "BFFs Forever"? I wonder if Cartier even sells those anymore. I hope to god that they don't invest their ill-gotten wealth in anything quite so abominably tacky, however one must not forget that they are who they are... the lobotomised wife of a Scientologist and the talentless chav wife of a Perfume Salesman!
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 24, 2007 15:26:29 GMT -1
Mr Oracle....are you and A2V having a public, mutal back slapping display with your quotes in your signatures? Mrs H. In a word. Yes! Oh ok Night then
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 15:30:27 GMT -1
Night then Bye! *gosh her hours are often short...* *maybe she gets in early*
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 24, 2007 15:32:01 GMT -1
*maybe she gets in early* ............. and does what!!
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 15:36:37 GMT -1
*maybe she gets in early* ............. and does what!! ooh pardon?! was that an innuendo from you A2V?! oh, no... I presume she does diddly squat between 08:30 and 09:30...!
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Post by HURLOCK on Jan 24, 2007 15:37:49 GMT -1
Oracle, would you give private lessons (educational not sexual) to Jade, you could help her!
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 24, 2007 15:41:46 GMT -1
............. and does what!! ooh pardon?! was that an innuendo from you A2V?! oh, no... I presume she does diddly squat between 08:30 and 09:30...! Nah I was merely pointing out that H has ample time during in her 'working' hours not to do things .............. and so wouldn't need to do overtime to not do them!! ............... I could have gone for the short answer and said 'flick the bean', but that's not not what I meant!!
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 15:44:12 GMT -1
Oracle, would you give private lessons (educational not sexual) to Jade, you could help her! I probably could help her... however I would be tempted to give her the soundest of thrashings for being a bloody fool! (Again very much in the educational not sexual sense!!! ) I'd rather not, apart from anything else I find her voice more irritating than the proverbial nails down a blackboard!
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 15:46:45 GMT -1
Nah I was merely pointing out that H has ample time during in her 'working' hours not to do things .............. and so wouldn't need to do overtime to not do them!! ............... I could have gone for the short answer and said 'flick the bean', but that's not not what I meant!! Heh fair enough but I think she could at least do a full day! I mean there's taking the piss, and taking the piss while fulfilling your contractual hours!!! Yes well I'm sure of the people on here you are not the one "most likely to visualise that" ;D
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Post by HURLOCK on Jan 24, 2007 15:49:11 GMT -1
Oracle, would you give private lessons (educational not sexual) to Jade, you could help her! I probably could help her... however I would be tempted to give her the soundest of thrashings for being a bloody fool! (Again very much in the educational not sexual sense!!! ) I'd rather not, apart from anything else I find her voice more irritating than the proverbial nails down a blackboard! But you could have a great sense of satisfaction once (albeit after a long time) she is eloquent and knowledgeable of all thing worldly
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 15:54:01 GMT -1
But you could have a great sense of satisfaction once (albeit after a long time) she is eloquent and knowledgeable of all thing worldly Well yes... I obviously don't have the educationalist urge that you do, Hurls! I certainly think elocution lessons, being taught that demure is better than loud, and rudimentary English, Maths, Geography and PSE would be a decent start for her!
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Post by HURLOCK on Jan 24, 2007 15:55:42 GMT -1
You forgot home economics Jules, but a good education and the occassional thrashing would do her the power of good
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 16:01:49 GMT -1
You forgot home economics Jules, but a good education and the occassional thrashing would do her the power of good LOL I'm not bothered whether she can cook! Not my problem! I suppose you have to pity the kids though!
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 25, 2007 8:36:56 GMT -1
Oi Jules & A2V!!
I get away with being on the internet because I'm very good at my job and unlike most men can multitask!
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Post by Billy on Jan 25, 2007 8:37:45 GMT -1
I can multitask too!
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 25, 2007 8:39:24 GMT -1
Have a gold star Bilee
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Post by Billy on Jan 25, 2007 8:46:50 GMT -1
a gold star!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 25, 2007 8:50:38 GMT -1
How is the job and the new house? Is it going to be a better year for Billy Bob?
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Post by Billy on Jan 25, 2007 8:52:48 GMT -1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Applied for another job yesterday!!!! New house is cool, but I'm still trying to save up enough to buy somin of my own. Problem is, I worked out that if I want £10,000 between now and my 30th birthday, I have to save £10 per day
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 25, 2007 8:58:12 GMT -1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Applied for another job yesterday!!!! New house is cool, but I'm still trying to save up enough to buy somin of my own. Problem is, I worked out that if I want £10,000 between now and my 30th birthday, I have to save £10 per day You need to stop eating Monster Munch and sell your car. That will get you £10.
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