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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Jan 24, 2007 13:51:07 GMT -1
What is the Oracle's preferred beverage, of both beers & spirits?
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 13:51:56 GMT -1
Does the Oracle prefer T or A? The oracle is making presumptions here, and says that 9 out of 10 times he prefers T... though a nice A is also a wonder to behold! |
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 13:52:57 GMT -1
Sounds good, so you're not half man half biscuit then! Indeed not, my amusing musically aware friend!  |
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 24, 2007 13:53:10 GMT -1
Does the Oracle believe that tap dancing on a Thursday in nothing but a pink tu-tu and some tweed/leather driving gloves can rid the world of cancer?
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 13:56:08 GMT -1
What is the Oracle's preferred beverage, of both beers & spirits? The Oracle welcomes donations at his altar of London Pride, Fullers' Discovery, and Ringwood Best on the ale side, and Kirin or Mort Subite Kriek on the "fizzy and foreign" side. On a more spiritual level, recommendations include the Copper-Filtered Smirnoff, Havana Club Rum (Anejo Especial) and a variety of whiskies. |
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Post by HURLOCK on Jan 24, 2007 13:57:19 GMT -1
Can the oracle explain the blue in Stilton
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 13:58:07 GMT -1
Does the Oracle believe that tap dancing on a Thursday in nothing but a pink tu-tu and some tweed/leather driving gloves can rid the world of cancer? The Oracle struggles to give credence to this suggestion, however if a demonstration could be arranged this might help! ;D If Shippers is willing to join in the demonstration, this might provide further amusement credibility!  |
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 13:58:43 GMT -1
Can the oracle explain the blue in Stilton They stick copper wire through, which reacts with the cheese. NB: It is not the Stilton attempting to make its footballing affiliations clearer, nor an attempt to portray the features of the infant Christ upon its surface! |
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 24, 2007 14:00:50 GMT -1
Does the Oracle prefer T or A? The oracle is making presumptions here, and says that 9 out of 10 times he prefers T... though a nice A is also a wonder to behold! The oracle presumes correctly - but that was expected  Is the oracle of the glowing plasma kind, the shiny crystal ball kind, or the seemingly-normal-man-walking-around-with-a-trail-of-blue-sparkles-shimmering-off-him kind? |
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Jan 24, 2007 14:01:40 GMT -1
What is the Oracle's preferred beverage, of both beers & spirits? The Oracle welcomes donations at his altar of London Pride, Fullers' Discovery, and Ringwood Best on the ale side, and Kirin or Mort Subite Kriek on the "fizzy and foreign" side. On a more spiritual level, recommendations include the Copper-Filtered Smirnoff, Havana Club Rum (Anejo Especial) and a variety of whiskies. Interesting choices there Oracle. Not a White Lightning sorta fella then? ;D |
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 24, 2007 14:01:45 GMT -1
O Oracle...does the sight of the Gadget Shop excite you to the extent that a little wee comes out?
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Post by HURLOCK on Jan 24, 2007 14:02:42 GMT -1
Can the oracle explain the blue in Stilton They stick copper wire through, which reacts with the cheese. NB: It is not the Stilton attempting to make its footballing affiliations clearer, nor an attempt to portray the features of the infant Christ upon its surface! Damm and there was me think it was the cheese of bermondseys finest!  |
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Jan 24, 2007 14:03:26 GMT -1
Mr Oracle...
When you are asked something you know little/nothing about, do you attempt to blag your way through, or admit you don't know?
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Post by HURLOCK on Jan 24, 2007 14:05:09 GMT -1
Can the oracle explain why white bread makes perfect toast, yet when one toasts grannary bread it turns itself into cardboard!
Excuse me, I have just come back from a lunch of 2 bottle of white!
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 24, 2007 14:06:12 GMT -1
Oracle - How did the legendary duo Paul and Barry, come to be known as 'The Chuckle Brothers'?? When their comedic efforts were the sensory equivalent of inhaling burning piss!!
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 24, 2007 14:07:19 GMT -1
What is the Oracle's preferred beverage, of both beers & spirits? The Oracle welcomes donations at his altar of London Pride, Fullers' Discovery, and Ringwood Best on the ale side, and Kirin or Mort Subite Kriek on the "fizzy and foreign" side. On a more spiritual level, recommendations include the Copper-Filtered Smirnoff, Havana Club Rum (Anejo Especial) and a variety of whiskies. Is the Oracle a member of CAMRA?? .... and if so how long is the oracles beard?? |
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 14:07:38 GMT -1
The oracle presumes correctly - but that was expected Is the oracle of the glowing plasma kind, the shiny crystal ball kind, or the seemingly-normal-man-walking-around-with-a-trail-of-blue-sparkles-shimmering-off-him kind? Huzzah! The Oracle comes in many forms, but counts out the crystal ball cos that's just tacky. Glowing plasma sounds cool but reminds the Oracle of his aversion to things involving blood! Hence he chooses to appear in the form of a slightly chubby Welshman - with a trail of blue sparkles, naturally! |
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 24, 2007 14:08:24 GMT -1
Mr Oracle Sir...can Leo Sayer be used for buffing marble floors or is his hair just there to hide the fact that he has a freakishly mishapen head that could in fact scratch said marble floor?
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 14:09:31 GMT -1
Interesting choices there Oracle. Not a White Lightning sorta fella then? ;D The Oracle has a fine and extensive range of approved beverages! ;D No indeed! The Oracle has never polluted his senses with that particular beverage, though in his youth he might have drunk that one with the red "K" sign a few times!  |
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 24, 2007 14:10:18 GMT -1
Oracle .......... did Dirk Benedict invent 'Eggs Benedict' ............. and if so why did he not just call them 'Eggs Dirk'??
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Forever without exception. x
