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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Jan 24, 2007 13:17:33 GMT -1
Dear Oracle,
I had a customer yesterday who had possibly the most stylish hat I've ever seen.
It was mainly green, with fluffy bits along the ears to keep them warm, he might be a hunter.
He was Irish which may've added to his coolness, anyway, my question is, whats your favorite form of hat?
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 13:19:01 GMT -1
Dear Oracle ............. if my cat could talk, what would he say!! Three possibilities, depending on the character of the cat: 1) "More lasagne, bitch, or I stop letting you stroke me!" 2) "hey yo, hey yo, let's play roll the ball of wool!" 3) "everybody is stupid except me!"
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 13:20:01 GMT -1
Sorry cute-buns but the oracle is subject to the laws of the land in which it finds itself...
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 24, 2007 13:22:16 GMT -1
Well, in an attempt to "speak as I find" it's really up to you whether your persona is a hollow sham, or you in fact believe in what you say?! I don't really do hollow shams well ............
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 13:22:17 GMT -1
The oracle liketh the Fedora, a classic gentleman's hat much beloved of old-school gangster types...
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 13:24:56 GMT -1
I don't really do hollow shams well ............ The oracle approves of your zero tolerance policy towards shammery. Keep it up!
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Jan 24, 2007 13:25:53 GMT -1
Much respect. Did think you were gonna answer back with some sort of bowler hat but you didn't, fairplay
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 24, 2007 13:27:45 GMT -1
Jules the Oracle.....
If I become a greedy property owning capitalist will my integretity be spoiled like a nice cake with finger marks in it?
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 13:29:55 GMT -1
Much respect. Did think you were gonna answer back with some sort of bowler hat but you didn't, fairplay The oracle is familiar with the quality end of the Milliner's trade
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 13:33:00 GMT -1
Jules the Oracle..... If I become a greedy property owning capitalist will my integretity be spoiled like a nice cake with finger marks in it? The Oracle is amused by the idea of "integra titties" and must take a moment to giggle... Okay. No, the Oracle is himself currently the owner-occupier of a nice little flat, and thoroughly approves of (limited amounts of) property. Only idiotic Marxist-Leninist types still believe property to be theft.
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Jan 24, 2007 13:35:15 GMT -1
Much respect. Did think you were gonna answer back with some sort of bowler hat but you didn't, fairplay The oracle is familiar with the quality end of the Milliner's trade ;D Time and place for each!
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 24, 2007 13:37:29 GMT -1
Jules the Oracle..... If I become a greedy property owning capitalist will my integretity be spoiled like a nice cake with finger marks in it? The Oracle is amused by the idea of "integra titties" and must take a moment to giggle... Okay. No, the Oracle is himself currently the owner-occupier of a nice little flat, and thoroughly approves of (limited amounts of) property. Only idiotic Marxist-Leninist types still believe property to be theft. Well I already own property but the intention is to buy a nice little cottage in the Lake District as well that Mr H can tinker with, with his builder friends. So does owning multiple properties make me a....*Tory*
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 13:38:09 GMT -1
;D Time and place for each! I have a fedora, but I don't wear it in London for fear of being mugged! I find a beanie hat is a safer bet... (c) Oracle Security Services 2007
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 13:41:01 GMT -1
Well I already own property but the intention is to buy a nice little cottage in the Lake District as well that Mr H can tinker with, with his builder friends. So does owning multiple properties make me a....*Tory* Hmmm. A second property might be acceptable under the "Oracular semi-Socialist state"... ;D As long as you don't become one of those bastard rentiers. The Oracle will be hoping Zeus smites them from on high...! And don't get more than two, you're already treading close to the line of decadent capitalist greed!!!
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Jan 24, 2007 13:42:07 GMT -1
;D Time and place for each! I have a fedora, but I don't wear it in London for fear of being mugged! I find a beanie hat is a safer bet... (c) Oracle Security Services 2007Fair do's Oracle. A hood is another alternative ;D
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Post by HURLOCK on Jan 24, 2007 13:42:29 GMT -1
does the oracle bake cookies?
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Post by thales on Jan 24, 2007 13:43:43 GMT -1
Ooh, I'm liking the oracular thing! ;D Investments eh? Do you want ethical, or nasty as hell? Sod ethics we want cash .......... cold hard cash. 'Ethics ain't gonna buy me no Ferrari'. <Where did that quote come from ........ it's a movie I think> sounds like wall street or boilerroom.
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 24, 2007 13:46:03 GMT -1
does the oracle bake cookies? much as the oracle would like to, he is very busy and cannot. he does however have a large entourage of beautiful, scantily clad priestesses to perform this and other services for him! ;D *Jules floats off in daydream*
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 24, 2007 13:47:03 GMT -1
Does the Oracle prefer T or A?
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Post by HURLOCK on Jan 24, 2007 13:47:44 GMT -1
does the oracle bake cookies? much as the oracle would like to, he is very busy and cannot. he does however have a large entourage of beautiful, scantily clad priestesses to perform this and other services for him! ;D *Jules floats off in daydream* Sounds good, so you're not half man half biscuit then!
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