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Post by C@V on Dec 6, 2007 13:39:46 GMT -1
A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day.
She said, "Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?"
I said, "All right, but we won't get much done."
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Post by C@V on Dec 6, 2007 13:43:36 GMT -1
When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste.
When I was in Mexico last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.
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Post by C@V on Dec 6, 2007 13:45:36 GMT -1
I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
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Post by C@V on Dec 6, 2007 13:46:45 GMT -1
I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was "Shout For Help".
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Post by Mrs H on Dec 6, 2007 13:47:34 GMT -1
Thank you Jimmy Carr!
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Post by Billy on Dec 6, 2007 13:48:15 GMT -1
lol just what I was thinking! ;D
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Post by C@V on Dec 6, 2007 13:48:53 GMT -1
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Post by C@V on Dec 6, 2007 13:49:29 GMT -1
The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm bears.
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Post by C@V on Dec 6, 2007 13:50:09 GMT -1
Sleeping with prostitutes is like making your cat dance with you on its hind legs. You know it's wrong, but you try to convince yourself that they're enjoying it as well.
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Post by Mrs H on Dec 6, 2007 13:50:26 GMT -1
Only with the use of a 'u' instead of an 'i'
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Post by C@V on Dec 6, 2007 13:51:54 GMT -1
Only with the use of a 'u' instead of an 'i' No in that only 2 jokes are his. The rest are Comedy CAV's!
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Post by C@V on Dec 6, 2007 13:53:03 GMT -1
Hey - you want to feel really good looking? Go shopping at Asda.
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Post by C@V on Dec 6, 2007 13:53:34 GMT -1
It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.
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Post by Billy on Dec 6, 2007 13:54:26 GMT -1
It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake. ;D
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Post by C@V on Dec 6, 2007 13:55:54 GMT -1
The world is a dangerous place; only yesterday I went into Boots and punched someone in the face.
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Post by Mrs H on Dec 6, 2007 13:57:56 GMT -1
The world is a dangerous place; only yesterday I went into Boots and punched someone in the face. God not again Cav! Boots are drug dealers you know, they have you!
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Post by Billy on Dec 6, 2007 13:58:18 GMT -1
A guy came up to me in the street the other day and asked me if I had a match. I said "yeah, your face and my arse" ;D
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Post by Dr LuKas on Dec 6, 2007 14:01:22 GMT -1
A guy came up to me in the street the other day and asked me if I had a match. I said "yeah, your face and my arse" ;D ;D That's not very nice Billy.
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Post by C@V on Dec 6, 2007 14:01:29 GMT -1
You have to remember all the trivia that your girlfriend tells you, because eventually you get tested. She'll go: "What's my favourite flower?" And you murmur to yourself: "Sh*t, I wasn't listening...............err Self-raising?"
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Post by C@V on Dec 6, 2007 14:02:20 GMT -1
I went out with an Irish Catholic. Very frustrating. You can take the Girl out of Cork ...
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