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Post by C@V on Dec 6, 2007 14:03:46 GMT -1
A dog goes into a hardware store and says: "I'd like a job please". The hardware store owner says: "We don't hire dogs, why don't you go join the circus?" The dog replies: "What would the circus want with a plumber".
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Post by Billy on Dec 6, 2007 14:04:02 GMT -1
A guy came up to me in the street the other day and asked me if I had a match. I said "yeah, your face and my arse" ;D ;D That's not very nice Billy. I always thought it was a cool joke ;D
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Post by C@V on Dec 6, 2007 14:07:49 GMT -1
I like to go into the Body Shop and shout out really loud "I've already got one!"
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Post by C@V on Dec 6, 2007 14:08:34 GMT -1
My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs.
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Post by Mrs H on Dec 6, 2007 14:10:59 GMT -1
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
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Post by C@V on Dec 6, 2007 14:11:40 GMT -1
I've got no problem buying tampons. I'm a modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present.
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Post by HURLOCK on Dec 6, 2007 14:12:18 GMT -1
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Post by Mrs H on Dec 6, 2007 14:13:18 GMT -1
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives. (One for the nerds) ;D
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Post by C@V on Dec 6, 2007 14:15:15 GMT -1
When someone close to you dies......... move seats.
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Post by Mrs H on Dec 6, 2007 14:16:57 GMT -1
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
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Post by C@V on Dec 6, 2007 14:16:58 GMT -1
No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea, you never get that tea.
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Post by C@V on Dec 6, 2007 14:18:34 GMT -1
I live near a remedial school.
There's a sign on the road outside that says, "SLOW CHILDREN".
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Post by Mrs H on Dec 6, 2007 14:21:43 GMT -1
Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
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Post by C@V on Dec 6, 2007 14:23:17 GMT -1
Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes.
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Post by T C on Dec 6, 2007 14:26:38 GMT -1
i know this bloke who is into necrophilia flagalation and beastiality......he's just flogging a dead horse really !
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Post by Mrs H on Dec 6, 2007 14:34:33 GMT -1
Where's Jimmy Carr gone?
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Post by Dr LuKas on Dec 6, 2007 14:35:01 GMT -1
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Post by Mrs H on Dec 6, 2007 14:37:06 GMT -1
You see I would say that's just hitting a dead horse with a bat. Flogging surely suggests an impliment that bends.
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Post by C@V on Dec 6, 2007 14:40:17 GMT -1
Ok enough comedy already!
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Dec 6, 2007 14:41:40 GMT -1
Last joke i told on here caused a right old rumpus.
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