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Post by CHOPPER READ on Dec 6, 2007 14:45:38 GMT -1
Went on a drugs raid yesterday. Caught one bloke snorting gunpowder and another drinking battery acid.
We let one off but charged the other.
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Post by T C on Dec 6, 2007 14:46:58 GMT -1
Last joke i told on here caused a right old rumpus. hardly surprising...most of them are crap ! ;D |
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Post by C@V on Dec 6, 2007 14:47:26 GMT -1
Last joke i told on here caused a right old rumpus. How did it go? |
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Post by T C on Dec 6, 2007 14:49:33 GMT -1
Last joke i told on here caused a right old rumpus. How did it go? LOL |
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Post by officergroyman on Dec 6, 2007 15:53:36 GMT -1
Ok enough comedy already! Is THAT what you call it!!!  ..... after the 2nd one-liner I was shouting "Earmuffs. Earmuffs" ..... which didn't go over to well with the other people I work with in the office.   |
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Post by jh1980 on Dec 7, 2007 10:19:41 GMT -1
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives. (One for the nerds) ;D Terrible! The teach at the conference told a good 'un, want to hear it? |
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Post by Mrs H on Dec 7, 2007 10:23:10 GMT -1
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives. (One for the nerds) ;D Terrible! The teach at the conference told a good 'un, want to hear it? Ok |
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Post by jh1980 on Dec 7, 2007 10:30:46 GMT -1
Ah, such enthusiasm! This man and his wife go to the air-show every year, and there's a pilot with a helicopter offering rides. Every year, the man says to his wife - "I'd love to go on a helicopter ride, let's go, please?!" - and every year the wife shakes her head and says "look at the price! Sixty quid! Sixty quid!" Next year, the couple are at the air-show again, and the husband sees the pilot with a sign saying "Helicopter rides £60 - next year £80!" He begs his wife to let him go on the ride, but she's having none of it. The pilot hears the couple arguing, and he says, "I tell you what. I'll take you both up for free, if you don't say a word while you're in my helicopter. how does that sound?!" The husband eagerly agrees, and the wife follows reluctantly. The pilot gives them a great ride, swooping and diving all over the sky, like a real rollercoaster. Coming back down to the ground, the pilot turns around and says "Well, I'm impressed. I really thought one of you would say something, the way I was throwing my helicopter around!" The husband smiles, and simply says: "I thought of saying something when the wife fell out - but I just thought "sixty quid! Sixty quid!"" ;D |
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