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Post by redwhine on Jul 12, 2006 15:25:17 GMT -1
A shapely blonde was having trouble deciding which way to wear the jumper she was trying on.
"There are labels saying F and B, you know, for front and back" advised the assistant.
"Oh, Is that why it says C and A in my knickers, then?"
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jul 12, 2006 20:21:20 GMT -1
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Morton says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Post by redwhine on Jul 14, 2006 0:53:27 GMT -1
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Avon lady, your doorbell's knackered!
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Post by redwhine on Jul 15, 2006 14:41:45 GMT -1
I hear that The Origami PLC has just folded.
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Post by redwhine on Jul 15, 2006 14:48:43 GMT -1
How's business.........
....crane driver? Picking up!
....tailor? So so!
....lift attendant? It has it's ups and downs.
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Post by redwhine on Jul 16, 2006 15:33:49 GMT -1
What do you call a dumb blonde with a bag of sugar on her head?
Sweet f##k all!
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Post by peter2dc on Jul 28, 2006 14:13:44 GMT -1
ronaldo goes to the doctor :"everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection...why?
Doctor: "Cos your a C*nt!"
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Aug 5, 2006 15:21:00 GMT -1
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Post by redwhine on Aug 5, 2006 16:07:24 GMT -1
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. See reply #201 on July 12. SNAP!! Anyone for Alzheimer's?
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Aug 5, 2006 17:03:55 GMT -1
Deffo a blonde moment! That said though I ain't been around much over the last month!
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Post by peter2dc on Aug 5, 2006 17:25:30 GMT -1
I've been in love with the same woman for many years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me
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Post by peter2dc on Aug 5, 2006 17:27:21 GMT -1
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese
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Post by peter2dc on Aug 5, 2006 17:28:46 GMT -1
Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep
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Post by peter2dc on Aug 5, 2006 17:34:54 GMT -1
Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive? A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog
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Post by peter2dc on Aug 5, 2006 17:42:29 GMT -1
The difference between the Pope and your boss?. The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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Post by peter2dc on Aug 5, 2006 17:47:44 GMT -1
1. How Do You Catch A Unique bird? Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch A Tame bird? Tame Way, Unique Up On It .
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Post by peter2dc on Aug 5, 2006 17:48:18 GMT -1
What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall? Dam!
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Post by peter2dc on Aug 5, 2006 17:58:10 GMT -1
ok im done...i'll be here all week...
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Post by Fizzy Bread on Aug 5, 2006 18:09:10 GMT -1
Awful shit there Pete!! ;D
Have an exalt!
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Post by peter2dc on Aug 5, 2006 18:14:44 GMT -1
Awful shit there Pete!! ;D Have an exalt! aaaw...thank you for your sympathy vote...love you too!
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