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Post by Travis on Mar 20, 2007 12:38:16 GMT -1
Search for naked joyride pensionerDETECTIVES are hunting a naked pensioner who was spotted joyriding around a bowling green on a Shopmobility scooter. A passerby was stunned to see the man - thought to be aged in his seventies - on the vehicle, which has a top speed of 3mph. The witness contacted police over concerns that the pensioner would be seen by children at a neighbouring play park at South Inch, in Perth. A spokesman for Tayside Police said: "When the complainer called the police [the pensioner] put his clothes on and drove off. "The area was searched but there was no trace of the male involved." GOOD WORK FELLA!!!
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Post by Mrs H on Mar 20, 2007 12:46:09 GMT -1
Was it you Trav?
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Post by Travis on Mar 20, 2007 12:51:26 GMT -1
No. That'll have been the incident on the pedalo in the boating lake. Shhh!!!
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Post by Mrs H on Mar 20, 2007 13:01:44 GMT -1
No. That'll have been the incident on the pedalo in the boating lake. Shhh!!! YOU PUSHED FREDDIE IN THE WATER!!!
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Post by Travis on Mar 20, 2007 13:07:41 GMT -1
No. That'll have been the incident on the pedalo in the boating lake. Shhh!!! YOU PUSHED FREDDIE IN THE WATER!!! I wanted to see if he could still walk on it.......Mourinho and Wise had laid down the gauntlet!
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Post by Dr LuKas on Mar 20, 2007 13:16:50 GMT -1
During the war they used to drive around naked all the time, I blame the asylum seekers.
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Post by Travis on Mar 20, 2007 13:20:48 GMT -1
I wish I'd had your history classes Lukas! ;D Hope they still knew how to funk. During the war they used to drive around naked all the time, I blame the asylum seekers.
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Post by Dr LuKas on Mar 20, 2007 13:28:53 GMT -1
Yes they did. You got taught fake history didn't you. You see the pyramids were made by Dr Funkenstien and the dudes from funkadelica, they left this world for funk to occur naturally, but the world (earth) in the mid 20th century became distinctly unfunky. So in the late 60s and 70s the funkadelica's came to claim the pyramids and make this world funky once again.
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Post by Travis on Mar 20, 2007 13:30:34 GMT -1
Was Tutenkhamen the original Godfather of Funk then?? Yes they did. You got taught fake history didn't you. You see the pyramids were made by Dr Funkenstien and the dudes from funkadelica, they left this world for funk to occur naturally, but the world (earth) in the mid 20th century became distinctly unfunky. So in the late 60s and 70s the funkadelica's came to claim the pyramids and make this world funky once again.
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Mar 20, 2007 13:31:10 GMT -1
A passerby was stunned to see the man - thought to be aged in his seventies - on the vehicle, which has a top speed of 3mph. No wonder they couldn't catch him
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Post by Travis on Mar 20, 2007 13:33:13 GMT -1
A passerby was stunned to see the man - thought to be aged in his seventies - on the vehicle, which has a top speed of 3mph. No wonder they couldn't catch him He left two Leeds defenders for dead.
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Post by Dr LuKas on Mar 20, 2007 13:36:19 GMT -1
Was Tutenkhamen the original Godfather of Funk then?? Yes they did. You got taught fake history didn't you. You see the pyramids were made by Dr Funkenstien and the dudes from funkadelica, they left this world for funk to occur naturally, but the world (earth) in the mid 20th century became distinctly unfunky. So in the late 60s and 70s the funkadelica's came to claim the pyramids and make this world funky once again. No, just some dead Egyptian dude.
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Post by Travis on Mar 20, 2007 13:39:04 GMT -1
No, just some dead Egyptian dude. R.I.P. and all that!! ;D
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Post by Dr LuKas on Mar 20, 2007 13:41:03 GMT -1
You got your Easter Island?
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Post by Mrs H on Mar 20, 2007 13:44:02 GMT -1
Fake history is cool.
Rusty Lee and Barbara Winsor were 2 of Henry the 8th wives. Rusty Lee surved because she could cook but Babs got her head lopped off for paradring her baps around campsites, hotels, hosptials, toilet factories etc.
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Post by officergroyman on Mar 20, 2007 13:45:14 GMT -1
Search for naked joyride pensioner.................. play park at South Inch............. coincidence, I think NOT!!!!!
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Post by Travis on Mar 20, 2007 14:00:01 GMT -1
Fake history is cool. Rusty Lee and Barbara Winsor were 2 of Henry the 8th wives. Rusty Lee surved because she could cook but Babs got her head lopped off for paradring her baps around campsites, hotels, hosptials, toilet factories etc. Didn't Rusty outrageously miss out on a contract at Atlantic Soul records to Aretha Franklin on the basis of making an allegedly inferior souffle?? I always thought that there was more to that decision than meets the eye, office politics if you ask me! Kris Akabusi is her lovechild too, so I hear....
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Post by Mrs H on Mar 20, 2007 14:03:30 GMT -1
Fake history is cool. Rusty Lee and Barbara Winsor were 2 of Henry the 8th wives. Rusty Lee surved because she could cook but Babs got her head lopped off for paradring her baps around campsites, hotels, hosptials, toilet factories etc. Didn't Rusty outrageously miss out on a contract at Atlantic Soul records to Aretha Franklin on the basis of making an allegedly inferior souffle?? I always thought that there was more to that decision than meets the eye, office politics if you ask me! Kris Akabusi is her lovechild too, so I hear.... No you're thinking of Rusty's job that Aretha knicked at the chip shop in Dewsbury called Northern Sole. Kris Akabusi wasn't born, he formed on the moon and Buzz Aldrin brought him back as a pet.
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Mar 20, 2007 14:03:44 GMT -1
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Post by Neko Bazu on Mar 20, 2007 14:08:40 GMT -1
Yes they did. You got taught fake history didn't you. You see the pyramids were made by Dr Funkenstien and the dudes from funkadelica, they left this world for funk to occur naturally, but the world (earth) in the mid 20th century became distinctly unfunky. So in the late 60s and 70s the funkadelica's came to claim the pyramids and make this world funky once again. Would these be the Incan, Mayan or Egyptian pyramids?
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