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Post by Travis on Mar 20, 2007 14:08:47 GMT -1
Didn't Rusty outrageously miss out on a contract at Atlantic Soul records to Aretha Franklin on the basis of making an allegedly inferior souffle?? I always thought that there was more to that decision than meets the eye, office politics if you ask me!  Kris Akabusi is her lovechild too, so I hear.... No you're thinking of Rusty's job that Aretha knicked at the chip shop in Dewsbury called Northern Sole. Kris Akabusi wasn't born, he formed on the moon and Buzz Aldrin brought him back as a pet. No, the Northern Sole employed Curtis Mayfield, who in turn gave the Black Lace boys their big break in the showbiz world; opening for the Baron Knights on their Japanese tour. You may be right about our Kris, although I heard he in turn smuggled Chris Tucker back on to our planet, hiding him in a duty free carrier bag under 50 packets of Benson & Hedges and a bottle of QC. |
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Post by Mrs H on Mar 20, 2007 14:17:34 GMT -1
No you're thinking of Rusty's job that Aretha knicked at the chip shop in Dewsbury called Northern Sole. Kris Akabusi wasn't born, he formed on the moon and Buzz Aldrin brought him back as a pet. No, the Northern Sole employed Curtis Mayfield, who in turn gave the Black Lace boys their big break in the showbiz world; opening for the Baron Knights on their Japanese tour. You may be right about our Kris, although I heard he in turn smuggled Chris Tucker back on to our planet, hiding him in a duty free carrier bag under 50 packets of Benson & Hedges and a bottle of QC. DAMN YOU KRIS AKABUSI!!!!  |
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Post by Travis on Mar 20, 2007 14:19:08 GMT -1
Everybody has a past........ Except me before you ask! |
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Post by Mrs H on Mar 20, 2007 14:23:56 GMT -1
Everybody has a past........ Except me before you ask! I know what your past is. You were the inventor of Blue Tac until you blew all your money on Ming dynasty tea services for a Greek themed dinner party. Penniless and in the gutter you found salvation at a homeless centre called Elland Road. There with all the waifs and strays you built up enough confidence to start making contact with the world again so you logged on here and Bob is indeed your uncle. |
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Post by Travis on Mar 20, 2007 14:27:16 GMT -1
Everybody has a past........ Except me before you ask! I know what your past is. You were the inventor of Blue Tac until you blew all your money on Ming dynasty tea services for a Greek themed dinner party. Penniless and in the gutter you found salvation at a homeless centre called Elland Road. There with all the waifs and strays you built up enough confidence to start making contact with the world again so you logged on here and Bob is indeed your uncle. BITCH!!! Though it was Pritt Stick actually. |
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Post by Mrs H on Mar 20, 2007 14:29:25 GMT -1
I know what your past is. You were the inventor of Blue Tac until you blew all your money on Ming dynasty tea services for a Greek themed dinner party. Penniless and in the gutter you found salvation at a homeless centre called Elland Road. There with all the waifs and strays you built up enough confidence to start making contact with the world again so you logged on here and Bob is indeed your uncle. BITCH!!! Though it was Pritt Stick actually. Nice ;D |
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