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Post by BW on Mar 2, 2007 9:32:57 GMT -1
Ugly bloke walks into the pub with a big grin on his face.
"What you looking so happy about" says the Landlord.
"Well I live by the railway & on my way home last night I noticed a woman tied to the tracks. I cut her free and we shagged all night" said the ugly man.
"Did you get a blowjob" said the Landlord.
"No" he says, " I never found the head"
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Post by Beerwulf on Mar 2, 2007 10:25:53 GMT -1
Ugly bloke walks into the pub with a big grin on his face. "What you looking so happy about" says the Landlord. "Well I live by the railway & on my way home last night I noticed a woman tied to the tracks. I cut her free and we shagged all night" said the ugly man. "Did you get a blowjob" said the Landlord. "No" he says, " I never found the head" I nearly posted this one yesterday. I read it on another Wolves site a while ago but well worth reading again ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Beerwulf on Mar 2, 2007 10:27:15 GMT -1
But not as good as the 'teething' one which I hadn't read before and which had me in stitches
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Post by BW on Mar 2, 2007 22:02:18 GMT -1
Question? ? If we can sue Mcdonalds 4 making us fat!!!!! & cigarette companies for giving us cancer, then why can't we sue smirnoff 4 all the ugly bastards that we have shagged? ?
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Post by BW on Mar 2, 2007 22:06:41 GMT -1
Ever wonder why thet use ABCDEF to define bra sizes? ?? A = Absent B = Barely visible C = Come in useful D = Damn good E = Enormous F = Fantastic FF = Fuckin Fake
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Post by BW on Mar 3, 2007 21:02:37 GMT -1
But not as good as the 'teething' one which I hadn't read before and which had me in stitches Pure class, I pissed my self writing it - a scouser told it to me. (Liverpool fan)
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Post by Womble 50 on Mar 7, 2007 12:25:59 GMT -1
woman goes on holiday to the caribbean where she was seduced biy a Huge black guy, they had a night of fantastic sex & first thing in the morning she asked his name (as you do girls) "me name am SNOW" he replied to which the woman burst out laughing "why you laugh so much" he said "cos my husband wont believe I had 12" of snow in the caribbean"
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Post by Womble 50 on Mar 7, 2007 12:28:31 GMT -1
Sorry Racist joke - apologies to anyone it offends in advance
***NEWSFLASH****
63 pakistanis died this morning in bradford It was not a terrorist attack, Apparently a bunk bed collapsed
Police are blaming it on al-ikea-da
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Post by Womble 50 on Mar 7, 2007 12:31:16 GMT -1
After a night of great sex my new Thai girlfriend lay there gently stroking my penis
"Do you want mor sex" I said
"no" she replied "i'm just admiring your cock .......................................................................... ......................................................................... I really miss mine!!!!"
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Post by jh1980 on Mar 7, 2007 12:33:07 GMT -1
Sorry Racist joke - apologies to anyone it offends in advance Not offended fella. It's just crap. Sorry! (The other two were quite good though, regardless of being PC or whatever)
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Post by Womble 50 on Mar 7, 2007 16:56:24 GMT -1
so who's pc in this day & age - humour is humour as far as i'm concerned - if I find something funny I'll laugh & share it
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Post by BW on Mar 7, 2007 20:26:00 GMT -1
so who's pc in this day & age - humour is humour as far as i'm concerned - if I find something funny I'll laugh & share it Absolutely spot on - in that case more to follow because i've held back a little
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Post by Womble 50 on Mar 8, 2007 9:42:03 GMT -1
old couple in church
The wife leans across to her husband & says "I've just done a silent fart - what should I do ?"
Husband replies ..........................
"Turn the fuckin volume up on your hearing aid"
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Post by BW on Mar 8, 2007 11:18:21 GMT -1
old couple in church The wife leans across to her husband & says "I've just done a silent fart - what should I do ?" Husband replies .......................... "Turn the fuckin volume up on your hearing aid" LOL ;D
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Post by Womble 50 on Mar 8, 2007 12:39:16 GMT -1
2 nuns being raped down a dark alley, 1st nun says "forgive him father he knows not what he's doing" 2nd one said "Oh my god - this fucker certainly does"
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Post by BW on Mar 8, 2007 13:49:57 GMT -1
Two tampax walking down the street, how do you know which one will speak to you? Neither coz there both stuck up c*nts
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Post by Pete the Wolf on Mar 12, 2007 8:26:31 GMT -1
Put this down on the match thread, but I feel it's worthy of being put on here as well:
BRMB commentator in yesterday's match - "Bothroyd is coming on and that's good news for Albion because he is useless."
Also: "He can play on the halfway line but is rubbish in the penalty area"
And we all know what happened 15 mins later! ;D
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Post by Womble 50 on Mar 12, 2007 14:44:33 GMT -1
best joke on the boards ever
Tony Mowbrays after match ramble - controlled the game my arse
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Post by BW on Mar 12, 2007 18:55:34 GMT -1
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Post by BW on Mar 16, 2007 8:40:54 GMT -1
What do clouds and women have in common??? Eventually they fuck off and we have a nice day!!
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