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Post by Dr LuKas on Jan 12, 2007 9:52:25 GMT -1
Share your brushes with the law here.
I've had a few but I'll just tell you one for now. Not that bad, when I was 17, I and a couple of mates broke into our old school (we had just left a few months prior) there were cameras but we thought they were fake, so we had a little wonder around, we got on the roof of a couple of the buildings, didn't have any intention to break or steal anything, just say a last goodbye, then an alarm went off. Well long story short we were being chased, heard loads of police sirens but I know the town like the back of my hand so we escaped. Good adrenaline rush actually. ;D
So tell us your stories about your own personal experiences with the PO-lice.
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Post by Lollipop on Jan 12, 2007 9:55:07 GMT -1
I'm a good girl. I don't get into trouble with the Police
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Post by The Lucky C on Jan 12, 2007 9:56:01 GMT -1
nah, i'm too boring
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Post by Billy on Jan 12, 2007 9:59:02 GMT -1
I was arrested for being drunk and disorderly when I was at uni
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jan 12, 2007 10:00:00 GMT -1
He he, what happend Billy? ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 12, 2007 10:01:30 GMT -1
I don't have any of my own but my mate Duncan's a one.
You know that game where kids steal "for sale" signs and put them in other people's gardens?! ;D
Duncan was playing this where he grew up (near Newcastle) with some mates, all drunk, when the police came along - so they threw the signs in the bushes.
Officer gets out of his car, and says to Duncan, "we've heard about this gang of kids taking for sale signs, have ye seen anything?"
Duncan, in his pissed state, replies: "It wasn't us! It might have been a mate of mine though...!"
Officer says: "Oh right. And what's your mate's name, then?"
"Grant" says Duncan. "Grant... Mitchell!"
The officer looks surprised. "What, like in East Enders?" he exclaims.
Duncan realises his mistake, but stays cool. "Aye, like in East Enders!" he replies.
Officer gets in his car and drives off in search of Grant Mitchell, local tearaway...
;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 12, 2007 10:04:18 GMT -1
We got stopped by the coppers for trying to steal a picnic bench from a pub beer garden at about 3 in the morning. We were just lifting over the wall when a panda car pulls up.
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Post by The Lucky C on Jan 12, 2007 10:05:08 GMT -1
We got stopped by the coppers for trying to steal a picnic bench from a pub beer garden at about 3 in the morning. We were just lifting over the wall when a panda car pulls up. picnic bench? you don't do things by halves do you?
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Post by Giar on Jan 12, 2007 10:05:57 GMT -1
i once went out with some of my mates for a bit of a drive and a smoke when they decided to inform me that they had their air riffles in the boot, and being in the state we were thought it was a GREAT ide to go off and shoot some stuff, little did we know that instead of being in the middle of nowhere we were in fact in the back garden of some old rich couples place who didnt hestitate to call the plod fortunatly i wasnt holding one when they pulled up and had smoked all of my gear so got away with a slightly tooooooo detailed body search by one of the cops as my mates tried to blag that their stash was dried up stinging nettles that they were taking home to make some authentic wilderness soup. fooking muppets
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 12, 2007 10:06:18 GMT -1
We got stopped by the coppers for trying to steal a picnic bench from a pub beer garden at about 3 in the morning. We were just lifting over the wall when a panda car pulls up. picnic bench? you don't do things by halves do you? We were having a BBQ the next day at my friends and they though it would look very nice in their garden. ;D
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Post by Giar on Jan 12, 2007 10:07:05 GMT -1
i was once questioned about a sum of money that was stolen from a place i was working at shortly before i quite under shall we say..........less than plesant terms
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Post by Giar on Jan 12, 2007 10:08:33 GMT -1
once managed to get pulled over 3 times in one night by the same cop who had been harassing me since the air riffle saga (the one that gave me the very detailed search, i think he wanted a bit of my arse )
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Post by Giar on Jan 12, 2007 10:12:09 GMT -1
another was when i was about 3 hours late for work and was speeding rather badly in my little mini when a big old cop car started chasing me, ide been told the day before by my boss that if i was late again to not bother turning up so i wasnt in any mood to chat with the plod. like lucas i know the town rather well and on the small tight streets i actually managed to lose them using some exquisite "italian job" style manouvers. once safley in work i saw the cops parked by my car waiting so opted to walk home if they were still there at clocking out time
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Post by Giar on Jan 12, 2007 10:19:19 GMT -1
last one ill put in this thread is when i was coming out of this well known place you can buy skunck called mandella court in reading when a cop car started to follow me, back then i used to be a wee bit naughty and had over 3oz of skunk in the car (with my mate busy skinning up in the front seat ) and about 50 pills and 10 grams of the white stuff. anyways i wass to busy paying attention to the road and didnt notice him for a while until the blue lights started going. eager to stop him comming anywhere NEAR my motor i jumped out and met him by his car. 1st thing he said was "so have you been a naughty boy, buying drugs?" but because i had only just picked up the stuff and hadnt smoked anything yet i was still rather quick witted and went fore the full stupid inocent look and said in reply "no sir i only went down there to the shop to buy a chocolate yazzoo and some crisps " dont think he was expecting such a stupid answer so actually bought it, and let us go on our merry way smoking as we went with the pre rolls my mate had been doing in the front seat the whole time, instead of what ide told him to do and hide the fooking stash
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Post by Giar on Jan 12, 2007 10:19:38 GMT -1
that is all
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Post by Billy on Jan 12, 2007 10:21:15 GMT -1
He he, what happend Billy? ;D Well i had been out for the night and got very very drunk. I seem to remember going back to my halls of residence (which I didn't live at anymore) and getting into a bit of a tizz with the security guards. I remember being handcuffed and put in the back of the police car, and remember trying to get my handcuffs off (didn't work). They put me in a cell, and when I woke up the next day they took my photo and fingerprints. They had also given me a good kicking as I had bruises al over my legs (I was probably being a bit gobby and resisting arrest). What was more worrying though was they gave me back my shoelaces and belt (had I threatened to kill myself??? - I don't know) ANyway, they gave me the option of court or a 5 year caution, so I opted for that. Not my proudest moment but hey, I have to live with it.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 12, 2007 10:22:28 GMT -1
Only time I've ever encountered them was a case of mistaken identity. Walking home from a night out clubbing with two friends, a police car pulls up beside us and the two officers jump out. We're immediately asked to halt, and they begin to question me - apparently someone "wearing a dark hoody" had broken into a building nearby. So my light sweater matches that, of course The funniest bit was that my two mates had nicked a sign each from a building site we'd passed, and were desperately trying to hide them behind their backs while this copper talked to me! Somehow or another, he didn't notice - even when my friends started making lewd suggestions about his handcuffs and truncheon
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Post by Giar on Jan 12, 2007 10:24:07 GMT -1
He he, what happend Billy? ;D Well i had been out for the night and got very very drunk. I seem to remember going back to my halls of residence (which I didn't live at anymore) and getting into a bit of a tizz with the security guards. I remember being handcuffed and put in the back of the police car, and remember trying to get my handcuffs off (didn't work). They put me in a cell, and when I woke up the next day they took my photo and fingerprints. They had also given me a good kicking as I had bruises al over my legs (I was probably being a bit gobby and resisting arrest). What was more worrying though was they gave me back my shoelaces and belt (had I threatened to kill myself??? - I don't know) ANyway, they gave me the option of court or a 5 year caution, so I opted for that. Not my proudest moment but hey, I have to live with it. nah mate they take belts and shoe laces off everybody most of the time
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Post by Billy on Jan 12, 2007 10:24:18 GMT -1
that is all ALL? ALL? By rights you should be locked away!!!
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Post by Giar on Jan 12, 2007 10:28:52 GMT -1
that is all ALL? ALL? By rights you should be locked away!!! all im saying, some of the others i wouldnt be all that happy posting up
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