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Post by jh1980 on Jan 12, 2007 10:34:05 GMT -1
all im saying, some of the others i wouldnt be all that happy posting up mad, bad, and dangerous to know eh Stu?! ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 12, 2007 10:37:21 GMT -1
A friend of Mr H's got a 5 year caution for stealing someone's windscreen wiper. It meant he had to resign from The England Football Supporters club and he could travel abroad to watch the match!!!
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Post by Giar on Jan 12, 2007 10:39:08 GMT -1
nope im a lovable cuddly teddy bear sort of guy..........................its my associates that are the ones to watch out for. i would like to stress to you all though i have calmed down cosiderably since those days, i have not had any contact with the plod for about 3+ years now
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Post by The Lucky C on Jan 12, 2007 10:39:50 GMT -1
probably for the best
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Post by Giar on Jan 12, 2007 10:41:50 GMT -1
indeed, same as with my slightly iffy car crash record, i figured it was only a matter of time so......
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 12, 2007 10:41:55 GMT -1
nope im a lovable cuddly teddy bear sort of guy..........................its my associates that are the ones to watch out for. i would like to stress to you all though i have calmed down cosiderably since those days, i have not had any contact with the plod for about 3+ years now Hmmm... knowing "dangerous motherfuckers" can sometimes come in useful, I gather...! I must admit a certain admiration for the tale of derring-do in a Mini through the back streets of Reading/Newbury/wherever it was!
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Post by HURLOCK on Jan 12, 2007 10:42:03 GMT -1
Drunken Disorderly when I was very young 19 I think, my first works do and they plied me with drinks. Dropped me off in my home town. Police found me sleeping in the road. Took me back to the station and gave me lots of verbal etc., by which time I had my second wind - so I thought it would be clever to give some back! The end result was they didn't throw me in the cells, they rang my parents at 4am and got them to collect me!
I have had other not so proud moments, which had I not had an awesome barrister I would have got 3 years!
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jan 12, 2007 10:42:27 GMT -1
;D Ha ha good stuff guys.
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Post by Billy on Jan 12, 2007 10:43:07 GMT -1
you're one lucky fella GIAR - i didn't know they took laces off everyone etc.
i did have a lucky escape though like you - cops came for a chat while i was waiting to pick up. My "friend" came back fully loaded, got in the car and we drove off ;D
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 12, 2007 10:43:43 GMT -1
I got very, very drunk while I was a student, and while walking home with friends saw that the corner of a billboard poster of Eva Hertzagova had come loose. With us being drunk, and it being a Wonderbra pic we decided to try and tear it down in one piece and take it home. We made quite a good job of it, but on getting it home we found it wouldn't fit through the door. I woke up next morning to the rozzers at the door (the local shopkeeper had seen us and grassed!!), and a very large picture of Eva Hertzagova folded up in the back garden. After us all getting a very, very stern telling off. We spent the next 2 days chopping the picture up and stuffing it into the wheeliebin. It took 3 weeks to get rid of it all!!!!
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Post by Giar on Jan 12, 2007 10:44:54 GMT -1
nope im a lovable cuddly teddy bear sort of guy..........................its my associates that are the ones to watch out for. i would like to stress to you all though i have calmed down cosiderably since those days, i have not had any contact with the plod for about 3+ years now Hmmm... knowing "dangerous motherfuckers" can sometimes come in useful, I gather...! I must admit a certain admiration for the tale of derring-do in a Mini through the back streets of Reading/Newbury/wherever it was! it does sir, im a rather small little sod who has way too much of a cheeky gob so they have saved my arse a fair few times just standing there. newbury is a small place so everybody knows who you can and cant fook with, plus side being all the ones you shouldnt tend to be my best mates ;D thank you sir, although i was completly bricking it at the time and didnt drive my car for about 3 weeks after that god i loved that mini
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 12, 2007 10:46:43 GMT -1
I got very, very drunk while I was a student, and while walking home with friends saw that the corner of a billboard poster of Eva Hertzagova had come loose. With us being drunk, and it being a Wonderbra pic we decided to try and tear it down in one piece and take it home. We made quite a good job of it, but on getting it home we found it wouldn't fit through the door. I woke up next morning to the rozzers at the door (the local shopkeeper had seen us and grassed!!), and a very large picture of Eva Hertzagova folded up in the back garden. After us all getting a very, very stern telling off. We spent the next 2 days chopping the picture up and stuffing it into the wheeliebin. It took 3 weeks to get rid of it all!!!! PMSL ;D
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Post by Giar on Jan 12, 2007 10:46:59 GMT -1
you're one lucky fella GIAR - i didn't know they took laces off everyone etc. i did have a lucky escape though like you - cops came for a chat while i was waiting to pick up. My "friend" came back fully loaded, got in the car and we drove off ;D yeah mate, glad i stopped him getting near the motor cause it propper stank and ALL of the stuff was rather stupily sat on the back seat
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 12, 2007 10:52:03 GMT -1
it does sir, im a rather small little sod drop-kickable?! ;D it's all good Stu... was your date a raging success?
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Post by Giar on Jan 12, 2007 10:57:16 GMT -1
it does sir, im a rather small little sod drop-kickable?! ;D it's all good Stu... was your date a raging success? i am indeed drop kickable compared to nearly all the peeps i shoot my mouth off too, little man syndrome it was indeed sir, i even managed to get rid of her pesky flat mate and avoid any rather ugly 3 in a bed saga
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 12, 2007 11:01:49 GMT -1
i am indeed drop kickable compared to nearly all the peeps i shoot my mouth off too, little man syndrome it was indeed sir, i even managed to get rid of her pesky flat mate and avoid any rather ugly 3 in a bed saga hehe don't knock the little guys, they often end up as dictators! ah that's nice of you! steering clear of the naughtiness, I take it this young lady is worth being good to then...
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Post by Giar on Jan 12, 2007 11:02:56 GMT -1
only one ive ever found that i think its worth it, and with my track record that is saying ALOT
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 12, 2007 11:05:04 GMT -1
only one ive ever found that i think its worth it, and with my track record that is saying ALOT Awww! Will I be needing a new hat?! ;D Sorry That's good stuff Stuey boy.
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Post by Giar on Jan 12, 2007 11:09:50 GMT -1
fook off, i said it was worth being good for once with this one, but not a chance of that crap aint going to last though unfortunatly, cause she should be starting her new job as an air stewardes in about a month or so and will be flying off to dubai for 3 years
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 12, 2007 11:15:12 GMT -1
fook off, i said it was worth being good for once with this one, but not a chance of that crap aint going to last though unfortunatly, cause she should be starting her new job as an air stewardes in about a month or so and will be flying off to dubai for 3 years LOL just jesting with you! ah... that's a shame. still enjoy it while you can, eh?
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