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Post by jh1980 on Jan 19, 2007 10:27:53 GMT -1
<pops head round door> sorry what are we supposed to be doing here? We're supposed to be creating great literature... Unfortunately I appear to have opened Pandora's box of semi-buried corpses and am struggling to shut it once again. Hippopotami Are indeed not palindromes I mat o pop pih
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Post by The Lucky C on Jan 19, 2007 10:31:54 GMT -1
I wrote a haiku I struggled in the middle But I ended well
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 19, 2007 10:34:52 GMT -1
Started to fall out .............. have you yet to complete the task of falling out with me?? Nooooooooooo we've made up. It's all good! That good to hear ............. sometimes it can be quite tiring keeping up to date with all of my vendettas and grudges, don't you know!!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 19, 2007 12:00:45 GMT -1
Alliteration Adds an awesome atmosphere Again - as always
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 19, 2007 13:39:41 GMT -1
Bah - they say true talent is never appreciated until after death anyway *sets up noose*
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 19, 2007 13:43:42 GMT -1
Bah - they say true talent is never appreciated until after death anyway *sets up noose* Attention seeker! *looks for saw to cut Neko down from the gibbett*
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Post by The Lucky C on Jan 19, 2007 13:45:59 GMT -1
Bah - they say true talent is never appreciated until after death anyway *sets up noose* that only worked for van gogh, king of attention seekers
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 19, 2007 13:47:00 GMT -1
Bah - they say true talent is never appreciated until after death anyway *sets up noose* that only worked for van gogh, king of attention seekers Kurt Cobain, Mozart, Beethoven... And Jules... pot, kettle?
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 19, 2007 13:49:58 GMT -1
And Jules... pot, kettle? *shakes fist* ;D
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Post by The Lucky C on Jan 19, 2007 13:52:20 GMT -1
that only worked for van gogh, king of attention seekers Kurt Cobain, Mozart, Beethoven... topped himself, famous for dying young, appreciated during life.
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 19, 2007 13:56:20 GMT -1
Kurt Cobain, Mozart, Beethoven... topped himself, famous for dying young, appreciated during life. Each more famous after he died though! As opposed to... you know, that guy, did that song... Was kinda popular at the time... died...
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Post by The Lucky C on Jan 19, 2007 13:59:28 GMT -1
topped himself, famous for dying young, appreciated during life. Each more famous after he died though! As opposed to... you know, that guy, did that song... Was kinda popular at the time... died... unfortunately true... kurt cobain was transformed from slightly better than average musician into rock god... pearl jam were better
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 29, 2007 11:44:26 GMT -1
Oh market gardiners of kent You toil and and rake and hoe But gardening is so tedious And you don't seem to know
You plow the fields and scatter Your time into the soil You cling to the words of titchmarsh Your own lives you do spoil
What's the point of your grand gesture A small mishapen leek Why not just go to Sainsburys If this is what you seek!!
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 29, 2007 12:04:04 GMT -1
Well done matey! Have an exalt.
Mine follows... it's not so much humorous per se as potentially offensive, and I hold you partly responsible if I now fall victim to a fatwa... but here goes!
*rag-time piano starts to play*
"Hello my name is Agatha - it's ancient Greek for "worthy" but when it comes to religion I tend to get quite dirty
Transubstantiate this thou tedious twat-bag I am not a Christian To worship the cross I don't give a toss So stick your fucking mission
Hello my name is Agatha - it's ancient Greek for "worthy" but when it comes to religion I tend to get quite dirty
Don't strut around in your silken skull-cap I am not a Jewish girl To eat food that's kosher Makes you a doucher So drink this Hasidic potion
Hello my name is Agatha - it's ancient Greek for "worthy" but when it comes to religion I tend to get quite dirty
Don't hang a hijab on my head and hide my hoochie booty I am not a Muslim To pray to the East Is what I'd like least So stick this up your minaret!"
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 29, 2007 12:28:32 GMT -1
That fantastic Jules, particularly like the idea of the ragtime piano ........... exalted!! Well done matey! Have an exalt. Mine follows... it's not so much humorous per se as potentially offensive, and I hold you partly responsible if I now fall victim to a fatwa... but here goes! *rag-time piano starts to play* "Hello my name is Agatha - it's ancient Greek for "worthy" but when it comes to religion I tend to get quite dirty Transubstantiate this thou tedious twat-bag I am not a Christian To worship the cross I don't give a toss So stick your fucking mission Hello my name is Agatha - it's ancient Greek for "worthy" but when it comes to religion I tend to get quite dirty Don't strut around in your silken skull-cap I am not a Jewish girl To eat food that's kosher Makes you a doucher So drink this Hasidic potion Hello my name is Agatha - it's ancient Greek for "worthy" but when it comes to religion I tend to get quite dirty Don't hang a hijab on my head and hide my hoochie booty I am not a Muslim To pray to the East Is what I'd like least So stick this up your minaret!"
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 29, 2007 12:42:16 GMT -1
That fantastic Jules, particularly like the idea of the ragtime piano ........... exalted!! Cheers buddy... I just hope I'm safe now from the "behead those who insult Islam" crowd! IT WAS A JOKE, PEOPLE!!!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jan 29, 2007 13:02:29 GMT -1
An exalt for you Jules! ;D
I'll give you one too A2V, but you've already gotten one from me today so JH gets priority~
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 29, 2007 13:10:38 GMT -1
An exalt for you Jules! ;D I'll give you one too A2V, but you've already gotten one from me today so JH gets priority~ Cheers Neko! Was that for the poem, or the plea for clemency from the disgruntled religious hordes?! ;D
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Post by The Lucky C on Jan 29, 2007 13:11:50 GMT -1
An exalt for you Jules! ;D I'll give you one too A2V, but you've already gotten one from me today so JH gets priority~ Cheers Neko! Was that for the poem, or the plea for clemency from the disgruntled religious hordes?! ;D both would be a good thing
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 29, 2007 13:14:27 GMT -1
An exalt for you Jules! ;D I'll give you one too A2V, but you've already gotten one from me today so JH gets priority~ ............ but I have so little korma, and Jules has so much, ........... largely due to his whoring ways!! ;D
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