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Post by Mrs H on Jan 19, 2007 9:47:13 GMT -1
I prefer the magic marker licking and the fact that his cat likes it! ;D Whatever flips one's gibbet! They are most memorable, certain haikus. (haiki? haikuses?) Oh how I long for A digital humping post Ha ha I'm funny! That's about the time A2V and I started to fall out when he called me a digital humping post.
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 19, 2007 9:50:02 GMT -1
I once knew a sausage called Dave He was fat, funny and filled with pork The problem with Dave is he didn’t behave And one day he got stabbed by a fork Is there a point to this tale of woe?!
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 19, 2007 9:52:03 GMT -1
I once knew a sausage called Dave He was fat, funny and filled with pork The problem with Dave is he didn’t behave And one day he got stabbed by a fork Is there a point to this tale of woe?! I'm just putting sausage issues out there. It never makes it onto the news agenda!
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 19, 2007 9:52:32 GMT -1
That's about the time A2V and I started to fall out when he called me a digital humping post. They aren't in-jokes if you tell everyone! Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the ;D
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Post by Remember Jesus on Jan 19, 2007 9:52:50 GMT -1
Touch my Quorn Feel my fork.
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 19, 2007 9:53:24 GMT -1
I'm just putting sausage issues out there. It never makes it onto the news agenda! I see! I thought you were telling me to behave! (except my name isn't Dave...)
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 19, 2007 9:54:45 GMT -1
I'm just putting sausage issues out there. It never makes it onto the news agenda! I see! I thought you were telling me to behave! (except my name isn't Dave...) And you're not filled with pork. And probably more importantly you're not a sausage Jules! Not even a curly Cumberland one.
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 19, 2007 9:56:03 GMT -1
Oooohhh I'd forgotten I'd written that, it's quite good. Hidden meanings ensconced in a Haiku!! The meaning is not hidden very well! That's cos you were there at the time!! But that book is closed, the ship has sailed, elvis has left the building etc.........
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 19, 2007 9:57:44 GMT -1
And you're not filled with pork. And probably more importantly you're not a sausage Jules! Not even a curly Cumberland one. It was an anthropomorphic sausage! Anthropomorphic Is a very very long word. Marmite sandwich.
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 19, 2007 10:01:12 GMT -1
That's cos you were there at the time!! But that book is closed, the ship has sailed, elvis has left the building etc......... Spatulae stir shit! Ego vere sum spatula Figure that one out! ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 19, 2007 10:05:55 GMT -1
Jules has a big stick An enormous shitty stick Stir the big stick Jules
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Post by jh1980 on Jan 19, 2007 10:08:59 GMT -1
Jules has a big stick An enormous shitty stick Stir the big stick Jules I'm lovely I am! I'd never hurt any flea. Now where's that fly swat?
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jan 19, 2007 10:12:47 GMT -1
Don't you want sunshine Insead of Phoney lights
Your head shaped like pear
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Post by Billy on Jan 19, 2007 10:14:37 GMT -1
<pops head round door>
sorry what are we supposed to be doing here?
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 19, 2007 10:16:49 GMT -1
Jules has a big stick An enormous shitty stick Stir the big stick Jules I agree .......... A large wooden spoon Is what Jules stirs the pot with Oi git that's my job!!
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Post by addicted2venos on Jan 19, 2007 10:20:38 GMT -1
Whatever flips one's gibbet! They are most memorable, certain haikus. (haiki? haikuses?) Oh how I long for A digital humping post Ha ha I'm funny! That's about the time A2V and I started to fall out when he called me a digital humping post. Started to fall out .............. have you yet to complete the task of falling out with me??
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Post by Mrs H on Jan 19, 2007 10:23:31 GMT -1
That's about the time A2V and I started to fall out when he called me a digital humping post. Started to fall out .............. have you yet to complete the task of falling out with me?? Nooooooooooo we've made up. It's all good!
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Post by The Lucky C on Jan 19, 2007 10:24:23 GMT -1
haikus are fun as they need not make too much sense like this one wibble
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Post by Billy on Jan 19, 2007 10:25:29 GMT -1
FINE! IGNORE ME THAN! SEE IF I CARE!
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Post by Dr LuKas on Jan 19, 2007 10:25:51 GMT -1
<pops head round door> sorry what are we supposed to be doing here? I don't know ;D ;D
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