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Post by Neko Bazu on Oct 23, 2007 11:37:23 GMT -1
In H's defence, there's far better stuff available than the rampant rabbit anyway you mean handcuffs whips and chains ;D Not too good for solo practice though
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Post by jh1980 on Oct 23, 2007 11:37:24 GMT -1
Bless your cotton socks fella, "beating up" Katie was NEVER the implication of this thread, of that I'm sure! ;D Sorry! But once Chops got involved... y'know!
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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 23, 2007 11:37:36 GMT -1
Yep I was single for 3 years between 19 & 22 but I never went hungry Julio! CAKE!
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Post by unkownperson on Oct 23, 2007 11:38:43 GMT -1
I wasn't going to go there Neko, but seeing as you put it out there in the open! ;D I consider it my duty to educate the masses! ;D Best way ;d ;d Theve got to learn sometime so why not on here istead of Education is schools ;d
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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 23, 2007 11:39:30 GMT -1
Nope, it's beating her up to stop harrassing me. I'm sure you love the attention, two 606 hotties after you
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Post by jh1980 on Oct 23, 2007 11:39:32 GMT -1
you mean handcuffs whips and chains ;D Not too good for solo practice though Hurls is a bit "old-school" Neko... you know what I'm saying! *nudge, nudge, etcetera!* ;D
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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 23, 2007 11:40:36 GMT -1
Not too good for solo practice though you could have a point there mate
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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 23, 2007 11:41:42 GMT -1
Hurls is a bit "old-school" Neko... you know what I'm saying! *nudge, nudge, etcetera!* ;D sorry best I move over for Don Dai of the valleys ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Oct 23, 2007 11:43:22 GMT -1
Not too good for solo practice though you could have a point there mate Vibrators and other such toys are a weird and wonderful world though... if we're not careful women will indeed end up needing men "like a fish needs a bicycle"
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Post by jh1980 on Oct 23, 2007 11:44:43 GMT -1
sorry best I move over for Don Dai of the valleys ;D Casanova Jones! ;D
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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 23, 2007 11:45:03 GMT -1
you could have a point there mate Vibrators and other such toys are a weird and wonderful world though... if we're not careful women will indeed end up needing men "like a fish needs a bicycle" Women will always need men, as Oliver Reed said live on telly 'without us you're nothing, we fuck you'
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 23, 2007 11:46:46 GMT -1
you could have a point there mate Vibrators and other such toys are a weird and wonderful world though... if we're not careful women will indeed end up needing men "like a fish needs a bicycle" We only need you to breed! ;D
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Post by unkownperson on Oct 23, 2007 11:48:32 GMT -1
Vibrators and other such toys are a weird and wonderful world though... if we're not careful women will indeed end up needing men "like a fish needs a bicycle" We only need you to breed! ;D Its not as good as the real thing but cuccumbers are useful put it that way ;d
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Post by jh1980 on Oct 23, 2007 11:48:34 GMT -1
Women will always need men, as Oliver Reed said live on telly 'without us you're nothing, we fuck you' Oliver Reed certainly had a way with words! I don't see why though, apart from the obvious. 'Course we don't need women either... but god, do we want them?!
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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 23, 2007 11:48:45 GMT -1
We only need you to breed! ;D We always cum ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Oct 23, 2007 11:49:52 GMT -1
We only need you to breed! ;D *Slices off testicles and hands them to H* "There you are then, I'm off to bleed to death!"
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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 23, 2007 11:51:03 GMT -1
Women will always need men, as Oliver Reed said live on telly 'without us you're nothing, we fuck you' Oliver Reed certainly had a way with words! I don't see why though, apart from the obvious. 'Course we don't need women either... but god, do we want them?! couldn't be without my sweetie
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Post by HURLOCK on Oct 23, 2007 11:52:09 GMT -1
*Slices off testicles and hands them to H* "There you are then, I'm off to bleed to death!" now your definately not going to get a shag
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Post by Mrs H on Oct 23, 2007 11:53:53 GMT -1
Why is it always about shagging? I need more than a roll in the hay.
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Post by jh1980 on Oct 23, 2007 11:54:32 GMT -1
now your definately not going to get a shag LOL, whereas before?! ;D The comedy answer is - "to breed, and to reach things off high shelves, and to open jamjars, and to change lightbulbs"
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