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Post by Billy on Aug 29, 2007 14:03:04 GMT -1
How can you be sure I can't still hear you?
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 29, 2007 14:16:14 GMT -1
How can you be sure I can't still hear you? LOL yeah "Speak well, lest I awaken!"
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 29, 2007 14:22:04 GMT -1
"I put my left leg in My left out In, out, in, out And then they just fucking shoved me in here"
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Aug 29, 2007 15:31:41 GMT -1
Put My Flowers back You Thieving Bastard
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Post by ovechkin8 on Aug 29, 2007 16:06:01 GMT -1
Put My Flowers back You Thieving Bastard ;D Exalted. No tombstone for me but a fiery oven. Many years ahead I hope.
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Aug 29, 2007 16:39:59 GMT -1
"Would you mind getting your feet off my grave, otherwise I'll come up there."
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Post by weallloveleeds on Aug 29, 2007 18:00:48 GMT -1
This was put on here a long time ago- (Read the first column of letters downwards)
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Aug 29, 2007 18:05:07 GMT -1
I'll end up with "Took me fuckin ages to dig this hole"
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Post by Arnold on Aug 29, 2007 18:05:57 GMT -1
"He came, he saw and he fucking conquered"
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Post by weallloveleeds on Aug 29, 2007 18:06:59 GMT -1
That would be a good one ;D Think I'll get cremated though- don't fancy rotting and getting eaten by slugs and shit!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Aug 29, 2007 18:08:56 GMT -1
That would be a good one ;D Think I'll get cremated though- don't fancy rotting and getting eaten by slugs and shit! Instead of that, you want to be burnt to a crisp and then knocked off the mantle piece by the grandchildren!! ;D ;D
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Post by weallloveleeds on Aug 29, 2007 18:12:06 GMT -1
That would be a good one ;D Think I'll get cremated though- don't fancy rotting and getting eaten by slugs and shit! Instead of that, you want to be burnt to a crisp and then knocked off the mantle piece by the grandchildren!! ;D ;D ;D At least it's done with and less dirty! Gonna get myself scattered somewhere nice though ...So I can be used to fertilise soil then Reincarnated as grass WOOO! How exciting! ...beats heaven
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Post by officergroyman on Aug 29, 2007 18:33:17 GMT -1
;D
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Aug 29, 2007 18:35:47 GMT -1
"I told you I hoped to die before I got old."
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Post by Rulesaints on Aug 29, 2007 18:54:56 GMT -1
"After devoting my life to the big man up high I sincerely hope he's real"
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Post by Neko Bazu on Aug 29, 2007 19:15:24 GMT -1
Some fantastic late-comers! ;D
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Aug 30, 2007 7:40:44 GMT -1
;D LOL
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Aug 30, 2007 7:41:38 GMT -1
There's one I nicked off Baldur's GateL
Here lies ____ Looked up the shaft to see if the cart was on the way down
It was.
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Aug 30, 2007 7:43:16 GMT -1
Or as I discussed with a friend in college:
A gold, or similar, plaque, with the words spelt out in runic:
Leave off my remains, yer thieving archaeologists!
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 30, 2007 7:53:23 GMT -1
Tempus Fugit
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