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Post by Neko Bazu on Aug 29, 2007 11:55:05 GMT -1
Some good 'uns so far One that made me laugh, but would probably only work in China or the US now, was one in a computer game set in medieval times. I can't remember the actual name, but if we call the guy 'Norris'... Here lies the body of Norris. He looked up a mineshaft to see it the cart was on its way down.
It was.
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 29, 2007 11:55:17 GMT -1
I don't want to be buired. I want to be cremated. If I did get buried though I'd want my epitaph to say. "God it's dark down here."
My dad wants to be put in the wheelie bin so I told him he'd better die on a Sunday then otherwise he'll be in there a week.
My brother for some reason wants a viking funeral, with the burning long boat and everything!!
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Aug 29, 2007 12:00:27 GMT -1
I don't want to be buired. I want to be cremated. If I did get buried though I'd want my epitaph to say. "God it's dark down here." My dad wants to be put in the wheelie bin so I told him he'd better die on a Sunday then otherwise he'll be in there a week. My brother for some reason wants a viking funeral, with the burning long boat and everything!! They say that in Vallhalla the pig roast never ends no matter how much you carve from it and the beer never runs dry no matter how much you take from the barrel. Sounds like Chopper heaven to me!!!
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Post by Dr LuKas on Aug 29, 2007 12:20:50 GMT -1
Here lies Lucasledge, funked at least 7 people.
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Post by addicted2venos on Aug 29, 2007 12:26:00 GMT -1
I don't want to buried ......... I want to be twanged into some trees by a giant catapult!!
If by some unfortunate accident I should be buried, then my tombstone should read .........
Here lies an Atheist All dressed up and no place to go.
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 29, 2007 12:26:47 GMT -1
I don't want to buried ......... I want to be twanged into some trees by a giant catapult!! If by some unfortunate accident I should be buried, then my tombstone should read ......... Here lies an Atheist All dressed up and no place to go.Won't you start to smell in the trees though and get eaten by monkeys?
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Post by fcredblue on Aug 29, 2007 12:28:55 GMT -1
"laid to rest" "still not laid"
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 29, 2007 12:30:13 GMT -1
Here lies an Atheist All dressed up and no place to go. I like it! ;D Have an exalt
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Post by addicted2venos on Aug 29, 2007 12:30:58 GMT -1
I don't want to buried ......... I want to be twanged into some trees by a giant catapult!! If by some unfortunate accident I should be buried, then my tombstone should read ......... Here lies an Atheist All dressed up and no place to go. Won't you start to smell in the trees though and get eaten by monkeys? It's eco-friendly!! Plus the only people who hang around have beards ....... or are Stan Collymore .......... so surely making trees smelly is no bad thing!!
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 29, 2007 12:32:34 GMT -1
Won't you start to smell in the trees though and get eaten by monkeys? It's eco-friendly!! Plus the only people who hang around have beards ....... or are Stan Collymore .......... so surely making trees smelly is no bad thing!! Stan Collymore might get some use out of you if there aren't any dogging seshs going off.
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Post by C@V on Aug 29, 2007 12:32:41 GMT -1
My idea was best! CAV is the winner!
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Post by fcredblue on Aug 29, 2007 12:43:27 GMT -1
My idea was best! CAV is the winner!
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Post by addicted2venos on Aug 29, 2007 13:11:26 GMT -1
Stan Collymore might get some use out of you if there aren't any dogging seshs going off. That's truely a disturbing thought ......... but I'm sure Stan don't roll that way!! But just to be sure I'll be twanged by a catapult into some trees, after having my body cavaties filled with anti-personnel mines!!
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Aug 29, 2007 13:25:03 GMT -1
on mine
Don’t worry its not that deep.
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Aug 29, 2007 13:49:55 GMT -1
"I'd rather be playing cricket"
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 29, 2007 13:52:52 GMT -1
'It's better to have loved and lost than be dead."
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Post by ITFC Dudette6 on Aug 29, 2007 13:53:56 GMT -1
"This was always my main aim in life. Be buried in mud."
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Post by gt on Aug 29, 2007 13:55:31 GMT -1
'All we are is dust in the wind dude' ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 29, 2007 13:57:15 GMT -1
'It's better to have loved and lost than be dead." PMSL yeah just about!
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Post by Stan on Aug 29, 2007 14:00:14 GMT -1
Why do I give a shit what's written here... I'm dead!
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