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Post by Neko Bazu on Aug 29, 2007 9:44:33 GMT -1
I think Spike Milligan's got one of the best epitaphs in existence on his tombstone: "I told you I was ill!" What do you want on your tombstone, though? For me, I'm not so fussed about my epitaph. I just want a skull sat on top of my tombstone (with a motion-sensor attached) that'll scream at anyone who happens to walk past
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Post by Stan on Aug 29, 2007 9:45:54 GMT -1
I think Spike Milligan's got one of the best epitaphs in existence on his tombstone: "I told you I was ill!" What do you want on your tombstone, though? For me, I'm not so fussed about my epitaph. I just want a skull sat on top of my tombstone (with a motion-sensor attached) that'll scream at anyone who happens to walk past How about... "Gone"
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Post by shinny on Aug 29, 2007 9:46:05 GMT -1
Neko... I will stick to your suggestion for mine I think!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Aug 29, 2007 9:47:28 GMT -1
Neko... I will stick to your suggestion for mine I think! Brilliant! ;D
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Post by Neko Bazu on Aug 29, 2007 9:47:46 GMT -1
I like!
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 29, 2007 9:50:33 GMT -1
All our days are but a shadow of a dream - Pindar. I want something like this, but it's probably a bit much (especially with modern regulations) **edit well a less poncey version, but couldn't find a suitable pic
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Post by unkownperson on Aug 29, 2007 9:51:34 GMT -1
Im ment to be here just dead man walking
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Post by Travis on Aug 29, 2007 9:53:07 GMT -1
Another personal favourite for possible adaptation, taken from one of the greatest comedy shoes ever.....
Here lies Edmund Blackadder, and he's bloody annoyed ;D
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Post by mortontheblade on Aug 29, 2007 9:57:06 GMT -1
in very small writing - "GET OFF MY GRAVE!"
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Post by Neko Bazu on Aug 29, 2007 10:18:43 GMT -1
All our days are but a shadow of a dream - Pindar. I want something like this, but it's probably a bit much (especially with modern regulations) **edit well a less poncey version, but couldn't find a suitable pic I get the sort of thing you mean - somethign with a bit of flair, a bit of grandeur and so forth ;D I wouldn't mind a nice gothic mausoluem, as long as they made room for my screaming skull... Or perhaps a mix of a pyramid and a mausoleum...
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Post by Neko Bazu on Aug 29, 2007 10:19:50 GMT -1
in very small writing - "GET OFF MY GRAVE!"I like! ;D (Ditto the Blackadder quote~)
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Post by mortontheblade on Aug 29, 2007 10:37:29 GMT -1
in very small writing - "GET OFF MY GRAVE!"I like! ;D (Ditto the Blackadder quote~) along the same lines you could have "keep off the grass".
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Post by mortontheblade on Aug 29, 2007 11:04:20 GMT -1
"Here Lays D.A.Morton ....... or at least the parts of him we managed to wrestle from the alligator"
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Post by C@V on Aug 29, 2007 11:06:28 GMT -1
"Necrophiliacs welcome!"
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Post by Neko Bazu on Aug 29, 2007 11:08:02 GMT -1
Lol Cav! ;D
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Post by mortontheblade on Aug 29, 2007 11:08:23 GMT -1
"RIP D A Morton he left behind a sturdy bar stool and half a pint"
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Post by Shippers on Aug 29, 2007 11:27:42 GMT -1
I like Royal Tannenbaum's "Tragically drowned at sea whilst rescuing his family"
or something similar.
I want "Whoever knew spatula's were so dangerous"
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Post by fcredblue on Aug 29, 2007 11:38:20 GMT -1
bernard mannings
"racist in peace"
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Post by fcredblue on Aug 29, 2007 11:39:44 GMT -1
"while you read this i am very stiff"
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Aug 29, 2007 11:45:48 GMT -1
Loads have sprung to mind over the years.
Maybe
"THAT IS NOT DEAD WHICH CAN ETERNAL LIE YET WITH STRANGE AEONS EVEN DEATH MAY DIE" G.K.Chesterton
"I MIGHT HAVE DIED BUT I'VE GONE NOWHERE JUST THINK OF ME AND I'LL BE THERE" Not sure if i made that up or heard it somewhere.
"THOUGH HE HAS GONE LET IT BE SAID THAT HIS SINS WERE SCARLET BUT HIS POSTS WERE READ" W.B. Yeats with a Chopper edit.
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