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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on May 18, 2008 18:40:21 GMT -1
Well, took ESR to notice i'd gone through the 30K mark - completely missed it!  ;D Gotta say, despite the petty squabbles and the like, this board is still the best place to have a laugh and a good old chin wag, and the tragic death of Jimmy Mizen showed how we can all come together when we need to! I'm not in the mood for any big thankyou's as my gran died last night, but feel free to come on here and tell me a joke to cheer me up! Thanks for sticking with the place. |
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Post by MozzaBedfordSpur on May 18, 2008 19:03:30 GMT -1
Well done on 30K, it was so long ago we were neck and neck on post count, also sorry to hear about your bad news. Exalted by way of salute ;D
Did you hear about the Forest fan who tried to blow up a bus?
He burn't his lips on the exhaust pipe ;D
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on May 18, 2008 19:04:57 GMT -1
Well done on 30K, it was so long ago we were neck and neck on post count, also sorry to hear about your bad news. Exalted by way of salute ;D Did you hear about the Forest fan who tried to blow up a bus? He burn't his lips on the exhaust pipe ;D LOL - a fine start!! Cheers mate! ;D |
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on May 18, 2008 22:11:41 GMT -1
Gres sorry to hear your news, all the best mate  well done on the 30k......exalted I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "have you ever shoed a horse?" I said, "no, but I've told a donkey to fuck off." ;D |
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Post by Teesside White on May 18, 2008 22:15:24 GMT -1
congrats gres! have an exalt
im a bit stuck for jokes but ill try and think of one
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on May 18, 2008 22:52:11 GMT -1
Well done Gres mate! ;D Proper landmark that eh! So I went to the doctors the other day... He said 'I'd like you to lie on the couch'. I said 'What for?' He said 'I'd like to sweep the floor' ;D Exalted  |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on May 19, 2008 7:05:26 GMT -1
;D ;D ;D
good stuff people - keep em coming! ;D
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Post by HURLOCK on May 19, 2008 7:30:57 GMT -1
Nice one mate, sorry to hear about your loss.
Always a laugh chatting with you, you're a sound bloke
Why did you monkey fall out of the tree? 'Because it was dead' ;D
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Post by Mrs H on May 19, 2008 7:38:51 GMT -1
A big hug around your knees my love because that's the only bit I can reach. Sorry to hear about your Nan. Big Love in ya area  |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on May 19, 2008 7:40:25 GMT -1
Nice one mate, sorry to hear about your loss. Always a laugh chatting with you, you're a sound bloke Why did you monkey fall out of the tree? 'Because it was dead' ;D so, so poor Hurlock - but still made me laugh for some reason? ;D cheers mate |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on May 19, 2008 7:41:09 GMT -1
A big hug around your knees my love because that's the only bit I can reach. Sorry to hear about your Nan. Big Love in ya area well....if you can reach my knees then........??  ;D |
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Post by HURLOCK on May 19, 2008 7:42:21 GMT -1
Nice one mate, sorry to hear about your loss. Always a laugh chatting with you, you're a sound bloke Why did you monkey fall out of the tree? 'Because it was dead' ;D so, so poor Hurlock - but still made me laugh for some reason? ;D cheers mate Tis the only clean one I could think of mate! ;D |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on May 19, 2008 7:42:50 GMT -1
so, so poor Hurlock - but still made me laugh for some reason? ;D cheers mate Tis the only clean one I could think of mate! ;D Potty mouth! ;D |
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Post by Mrs H on May 19, 2008 7:42:56 GMT -1
A big hug around your knees my love because that's the only bit I can reach. Sorry to hear about your Nan. Big Love in ya area well....if you can reach my knees then........?? ;D ...you want me to rub your kneecaps? |
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Post by jh1980 on May 19, 2008 7:46:43 GMT -1
Congrats on the post count Gresilao... and sorry about the family bereavement. Have an exalt... Some Skate chavs were singing that "When Sol goes up to lift the FA Cup" chant in our end. The response? "He's big, he's fast, he likes it up the ass - Sol Campbell!" * * for legal purposes this is merely a rumour  |
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Post by addicted2venos on May 19, 2008 7:47:54 GMT -1
Congrats Gres ....... and exalted!!
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd have sex with the postman for £500,000."
The boy goes and asks his mother: "Mom, would you have sex with the postman for £500,000?" The mother replies: "Hell yes I would!"
The little boy returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"
The father then says: "Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with her headmaster for £500,000."
The boy asks his sister: "Would you have sex with my headmaster for £500,000?" The sister replies: "Hell yes I would!"
He returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"
The father answers: "Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with a couple of whores."
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on May 19, 2008 7:50:01 GMT -1
Congrats on the post count Gresilao... and sorry about the family bereavement. Have an exalt... Some Skate chavs were singing that "When Sol goes up to lift the FA Cup" chant in our end. The response? "He's big, he's fast, he likes it up the ass - Sol Campbell!" * * for legal purposes this is merely a rumour For legal purposes, i dont think thats funny ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on May 19, 2008 7:50:20 GMT -1
Congrats Gres ....... and exalted!! A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd have sex with the postman for £500,000."
The boy goes and asks his mother: "Mom, would you have sex with the postman for £500,000?" The mother replies: "Hell yes I would!"
The little boy returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"
The father then says: "Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with her headmaster for £500,000."
The boy asks his sister: "Would you have sex with my headmaster for £500,000?" The sister replies: "Hell yes I would!"
He returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"
The father answers: "Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with a couple of whores."A classic - cheers mate! |
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Post by HURLOCK on May 19, 2008 7:50:59 GMT -1
Congrats on the post count Gresilao... and sorry about the family bereavement. Have an exalt... Some Skate chavs were singing that "When Sol goes up to lift the FA Cup" chant in our end. The response? "He's big, he's fast, he likes it up the ass - Sol Campbell!" * * for legal purposes this is merely a rumour did you befriend them Jules? |
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Post by jh1980 on May 19, 2008 7:58:55 GMT -1
did you befriend them Jules? Not exactly! There were two big valleys lads just along from me who had words with these chavs several times, but nowt came of it. Saw one Pompey fan getting chucked out of our end though, that was nice...  |
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