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Post by Shippers on Aug 2, 2007 8:35:16 GMT -1
why not call this thread random ramblings, why dress it up calling it spurious to make it seem intelligent or witty when it is just innane jiberish. Just an observation why not?
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Post by The Lucky C on Aug 2, 2007 8:36:20 GMT -1
Inane jibberish is in actual fact the third language of Texas
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 2, 2007 8:38:59 GMT -1
Inane jibberish is in actual fact the third language of Texas ;D Sharleen Spiteri, erstwhile singer of popular beat combo "Texas" is currently planning a round-Scotland race in specially modified bathtubs.
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Post by Shippers on Aug 2, 2007 8:40:34 GMT -1
Inane jibberish is in actual fact the third language of Texas ;D Sharleen Spiteri, erstwhile singer of popular beat combo "Texas" is currently planning a round-Scotland race in specially modified bathtubs. the word beat-combo hasn't been used by anyone cool since 1958.
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Post by HURLOCK on Aug 2, 2007 8:40:41 GMT -1
I bid you all farewell
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 2, 2007 8:44:51 GMT -1
the word beat-combo hasn't been used by anyone cool since 1958. That's not spurious, that's true! You lose! ;D
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Post by Shippers on Aug 2, 2007 8:46:42 GMT -1
the word beat-combo hasn't been used by anyone cool since 1958. That's not spurious, that's true! You lose! ;D but by pertaining to be spurious when it in fact is true is spurious in itself is it not?
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 2, 2007 8:50:15 GMT -1
but by pertaining to be spurious when it in fact is true is spurious in itself is it not? *brain implodes* Okay...can we get back to the game then, Mr Semantic-Boombastic-Fantastic-Guggenheim?!
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Post by Shippers on Aug 2, 2007 9:16:17 GMT -1
but by pertaining to be spurious when it in fact is true is spurious in itself is it not? *brain implodes* Okay...can we get back to the game then, Mr Semantic-Boombastic-Fantastic-Guggenheim?! Shaggy claimed that they called him Mr Boombastic - they only called him that because it was slightly less embarassing than calling him shaggy.
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Post by thales on Aug 2, 2007 9:17:40 GMT -1
;D Sharleen Spiteri, erstwhile singer of popular beat combo "Texas" is currently planning a round-Scotland race in specially modified bathtubs. the word beat-combo hasn't been used by anyone cool since 1958. 1958 was the year mrsh reached puberty only to meet Sam Beckett from quantum leap, who transported her to the year 2001, to save her the 43years indignity of being a sheffield weds fan!
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 2, 2007 9:33:53 GMT -1
Despite all his many quantum leaps, often into vaguely romantic locations and situations, Sam Beckett has never taken a woman to orgasm...
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Post by Shippers on Aug 2, 2007 9:39:50 GMT -1
Despite all his many quantum leaps, often into vaguely romantic locations and situations, Sam Beckett has never taken a woman to orgasm... Live concerts given by the Corrs are thought to frequently culminate in mutliple orgasms for all three of the corr ladies, whilst ugly brother Jim just stands in the corner drinking kia ora.
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Post by thales on Aug 2, 2007 9:50:30 GMT -1
Despite all his many quantum leaps, often into vaguely romantic locations and situations, Sam Beckett has never taken a woman to orgasm... Live concerts given by the Corrs are thought to frequently culminate in mutliple orgasms for all three of the corr ladies, whilst ugly brother Jim just stands in the corner drinking kia ora. kia is a car manufacturing company from south korea which is actually owned by BILLY, he hires cheap labour to increase the profits he invests from his illegal drugs and prostitution ring in rugby, where he is often seen on a weekend singing in the rain while dancing up the street humming the music from the soundtrack of the little know independent welsh film "Myfi cas Saesneg yn anad Myfi Cariad fy rygbi", while his goons keep watch.
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Post by Shippers on Aug 2, 2007 10:10:08 GMT -1
Live concerts given by the Corrs are thought to frequently culminate in mutliple orgasms for all three of the corr ladies, whilst ugly brother Jim just stands in the corner drinking kia ora. kia is a car manufacturing company from south korea which is actually owned by BILLY, he hires cheap labour to increase the profits he invests from his illegal drugs and prostitution ring in rugby, where he is often seen on a weekend singing in the rain while dancing up the street humming the music from the soundtrack of the little know independent welsh film "Myfi cas Saesneg yn anad Myfi Cariad fy rygbi", while his goons keep watch. technically in Qatar rugby is not a sport, but a sexual act - hence no self respecting Qatari would ever play rugby.
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 2, 2007 10:48:42 GMT -1
technically in Qatar rugby is not a sport, but a sexual act - hence no self respecting Qatari would ever play rugby. On the flipside, wrestling in bikinis covered in baby oil is not a sexual act, but a sport... the Qataris would be fond of this, were it not banned by decree of their hardline Islamic government.
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Post by thales on Aug 2, 2007 12:54:12 GMT -1
technically in Qatar rugby is not a sport, but a sexual act - hence no self respecting Qatari would ever play rugby. On the flipside, wrestling in bikinis covered in baby oil is not a sexual act, but a sport... the Qataris would be fond of this, were it not banned by decree of their hardline Islamic government. flipside was a word first introduced to the indegenious peoples of ipswich in the 1990's to explain the need to wash on both sides!
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 3, 2007 7:54:30 GMT -1
flipside was a word first introduced to the indegenious peoples of ipswich in the 1990's to explain the need to wash on both sides! "an Ipswich Carwash" is a slang term for being coated in vegetable oil and thrown to the fishes in the River Orwell, who will then nibble gently at your body until you are fish-lip-smacking clean!
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