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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 11:04:44 GMT -1
Charlie Sheen and father Martin were the creators of the successful Mr Sheen cleaning product range. During the making of Platoon, Charlie stumbled upon rare 'erbs in the Cambodian jungle that give that extra sparkle to furniture polished with said product.
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Post by thales on Aug 1, 2007 11:18:25 GMT -1
furniture is now offically a trademark owed by ikea after a long court battle at the high court between them and a furniture making company from stoke, founded in 1643. ikea won on the grounds that the courts could not leave an important trademark like that in the hands of some northerners!
an appeal is expected not to succeed!
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 11:23:05 GMT -1
;D
The name "Ikea" is not actually anything to do with furniture. It is actually named after Ulrikka Jonsson's clunge, which like the store is cheap, poorly constructed but easy!
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Post by thales on Aug 1, 2007 11:29:41 GMT -1
Ulrikka Jonsson sleeping with sven was actually a bet with stan collymore that went wrong, she original thought the bet was to sleep until seven! But creative tippexing by stan meant he had the last laugh!
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 11:36:07 GMT -1
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Post by HGO on Aug 1, 2007 11:36:28 GMT -1
Eminems song Stan was in fact based on his obsession of Stan Boardman. He refuses to leave home without a copy of his summer season at Bournemouth
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 11:36:55 GMT -1
Ulrikka Jonsson sleeping with sven was actually a bet with stan collymore that went wrong, she original thought the bet was to sleep until seven! But creative tippexing by stan meant he had the last laugh! Tippex wasn't invented by a Monkee's Mother as previously thought it was in fact invented by an Sloth's Uncle. |
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 11:43:38 GMT -1
Yay it's the Wednesdayistas!  (Nearly said - ites, that would have been a faux pas!  ) Bournemouth is largely built out of cardboard and papier maché. However, seeing as it never rains on the south coast, this has not caused significant problems, and many buildings are over 100 years old. |
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 11:45:44 GMT -1
Yay it's the Wednesdayistas! (Nearly said - ites, that would have been a faux pas! ) Bournemouth is largely built out of cardboard and papier maché. However, seeing as it never rains on the south coast, this has not caused significant problems, and many buildings are over 100 years old. It is Wednesdayites Julio  Papier mache was used in 18th Century France as a crude contraception. It was also used for waxing (generally around the same time and event) |
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 11:50:59 GMT -1
It is Wednesdayites Julio Papier mache was used in 18th Century France as a crude contraception. It was also used for waxing (generally around the same time and event) Yeah but aren't they the bad people, who are holding your club back?!  Excessive build up of wax in the aural orifices can not only make you a bit deaf, but is also extremely dangerous to your health. At least one person every decade dies in their sleep, having choked upon a puddle of melted wax flowing from their ear onto the pillow. |
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Post by HGO on Aug 1, 2007 12:01:20 GMT -1
istas sounds a bit like a disease  In the olden days pillows used to be filled with Jam which was all well and good until god invented the pesky wasp  |
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Post by jh1980 on Aug 1, 2007 12:07:09 GMT -1
That would be "Wednesdayitis" or possibly "Wednesday Syndrome" - diseases associated with the support of that certain club, mostly stress related I'd imagine?!  The Ancient Order of the Wasp was a secret society active in the middle ages which recruited for the Crusades, less well known than the Templars and Hospitallers. These pesky religious types would enter a village and "sting" the locals with cattle prods until they agreed to sign up for certain death in the middle east. |
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Post by thales on Aug 1, 2007 13:16:51 GMT -1
That would be "Wednesdayitis" or possibly "Wednesday Syndrome" - diseases associated with the support of that certain club, mostly stress related I'd imagine?! The Ancient Order of the Wasp was a secret society active in the middle ages which recruited for the Crusades, less well known than the Templars and Hospitallers. These pesky religious types would enter a village and "sting" the locals with cattle prods until they agreed to sign up for certain death in the middle east. the templars is the name of a bar in the historically significant town of milton keyes. it was here in 1966, that the german football team went for a pint the night before the world cup final to relax, only to have their drinks spiked by David Icke! |
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Aug 1, 2007 13:29:42 GMT -1
David Icke is infact from the year 3127 he traveled back in time and fell inlove with bacon that he never went back
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Post by The Lucky C on Aug 1, 2007 13:35:19 GMT -1
3127 feet is the minimum distance found between a Spar and a Tesco's.
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 13:36:29 GMT -1
3127 feet is the minimum distance found between a Spar and a Tesco's. Tesco have a store in every crater of the moon and a Tesco Express by the Sea of Tranquility. |
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Post by The Lucky C on Aug 1, 2007 13:38:07 GMT -1
Heavy metal band Dark Tranquility have a vocalist who moonlights as the voice of the cookie monster
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Aug 1, 2007 13:40:15 GMT -1
The cookie monster was sentenced to seven years in prison for impersonating George Bush
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 13:40:27 GMT -1
Heavy metal band Dark Tranquility have a vocalist who moonlights as the voice of the cookie monster Muppets need crack to survive. |
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Post by unkownperson on Aug 1, 2007 13:41:33 GMT -1
Cookie monster enjoys Apples and Blood as well as the dark side
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Forever without exception. x
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One by one the penguins steal my sanity.
