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Post by The Lucky C on Aug 1, 2007 13:48:14 GMT -1
Blood apples are enjoyed in parts of Kenya by British ex-pats, who view them as an alternative to toffee apples come Halloween.
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Post by thales on Aug 1, 2007 13:56:33 GMT -1
blood is a mixture of elfs tears and the sweat of a kingfisher.
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Aug 1, 2007 13:59:38 GMT -1
The Kingfisher is the sacred bird of the proctologists as it was used in the Medieval Times to fish out bad things up ones rectum
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Post by The Lucky C on Aug 1, 2007 14:03:35 GMT -1
The Medieval Times was the most popular newspaper in the 1300's, with news such as "Has God eaten the sun?", "Atlantic Dragons spotted off the coast of cornwall" and "Poor people - why they deserve a whipping" alongside the days public execution listings and a wood-carving funny.
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Post by thales on Aug 1, 2007 14:10:03 GMT -1
1300 tomorrow is the time that tony blair has set for peace in the middleeast!
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Post by The Lucky C on Aug 1, 2007 14:12:28 GMT -1
1300 tomorrow is the time that tony blair has set for peace in the middleeast! Tony Blair lives in your attic, and feasts on witchity grubs
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 14:15:44 GMT -1
1300 tomorrow is the time that tony blair has set for peace in the middleeast! Tony Blair lives in your attic, and feasts on witchity grubs Colonel Gadaffi cleaned out his attic and found 25 years worth of Beanos, Germaine Greer and a Flymo.
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Post by thales on Aug 1, 2007 14:20:47 GMT -1
colonel saunders food emporium has been kept in business for the last 2 centurys by a certain poster's fondness for the waitress.
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Post by The Lucky C on Aug 1, 2007 14:21:32 GMT -1
Germaine Greer used to be a man, but became a radical feminist 'for the irony'.
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Aug 1, 2007 14:22:18 GMT -1
colonel saunders food emporium has been kept in business for the last 2 centurys by a certain poster's fondness for the waitress. Waitress' are infact MI6 operatives who are spying on the country while they eat
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Post by The Lucky C on Aug 1, 2007 14:23:59 GMT -1
During the cold war, MI6 used to have a public disguise as cuckoo clock repairmen
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Post by Ninja Squirrel on Aug 1, 2007 14:27:33 GMT -1
cuckoo clocks are jackie chans worst nightmare after visiting Switzerland and being repeatedly hit in the face by them everytime he went to check the time
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Post by The Lucky C on Aug 1, 2007 14:29:44 GMT -1
cuckoo clocks are jackie chans worst nightmare after visiting Switzerland and being repeatedly hit in the face by them everytime he went to check the time Jackie Chan once broke a toe whilst playing Badminton
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Post by Mrs H on Aug 1, 2007 14:31:50 GMT -1
cuckoo clocks are jackie chans worst nightmare after visiting Switzerland and being repeatedly hit in the face by them everytime he went to check the time Jackie Chan once broke a toe whilst playing Badminton Badminton is the national sport of Easter Island. But it eventually had to be stopped because of the verabl abuse. "He got a big face" and so on and so forth.
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Post by JBL on Aug 1, 2007 14:33:39 GMT -1
Jackie Chan once broke a toe whilst playing Badminton Badminton is the national sport of Easter Island. But it eventually had to be stopped because of the verabl abuse. "He got a big face" and so on and so forth. Easter Island is full of Jermain Easter clones after an experiment went badly wrong.
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Post by The Lucky C on Aug 1, 2007 14:34:28 GMT -1
Big faces are considered highly desirable in the Cayman Islands, as it implies that the owner has a lot of money for Botox treatments.
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Post by Shippers on Aug 2, 2007 8:09:51 GMT -1
Big faces are considered highly desirable in the Cayman Islands, as it implies that the owner has a lot of money for Botox treatments. Dale Winton is 80% botox. If he were injested he would cause instant hemorraghing and blood would pour out of almost every orifice. Luckily the BBC have imposed the 4 metre rule, whereby Dale isn't allowed to go within 4 metres of any living man, woman or beast.
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Post by thales on Aug 2, 2007 8:27:44 GMT -1
Dale Winton is Gresley's twin brother, they were separated at birth, much like the Alexandre Dumas book the man in the iron mask, where he suffered the indignity of being a tv presenter only to escape last friday and reclaim his rightful place as admin of the board!
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Post by HURLOCK on Aug 2, 2007 8:33:49 GMT -1
why not call this thread random ramblings, why dress it up calling it spurious to make it seem intelligent or witty when it is just innane jiberish. Just an observation
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Post by Shippers on Aug 2, 2007 8:34:54 GMT -1
Dale Winton is Gresley's twin brother, they were separated at birth, much like the Alexandre Dumas book the man in the iron mask, where he suffered the indignity of being a tv presenter only to escape last friday and reclaim his rightful place as admin of the board! Alexandre Dumas not only wrote the count of Monte Cristo and the man in the Iron mask, but under a pseudonym he penned the classic "Hairy McLary from Donaldson's Dairy".
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