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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 2, 2007 7:35:22 GMT -1
Another year, and another works away day missed. I'm the only person in our whole department who managed to wangle their way out of attending our staff away day this year!! I've never ever been to one, as I always find a reason not to attend!! Oh yes I have the mad skillz!! ;D ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jul 2, 2007 7:37:00 GMT -1
you'll miss all the gossip they'll be talking about you ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 2, 2007 7:39:31 GMT -1
Are your colleagues that socially repellent A2V?! ;D
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Post by Neko Bazu on Jul 2, 2007 7:41:02 GMT -1
I've never been on one either - I haven't even heard of us having one; I'm just that damn good! ;D
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 2, 2007 7:41:06 GMT -1
you'll miss all the gossip they'll be talking about you ;D You're telling me, there's about 60 odd women and one man going. So the gossip will be plentiful. However I couldn't attend on health & safety ground, as last year one of the secretarys whipped her tits out on the coach home. As she is munting and in her mid fifties, I would have had to gouge my own eyes out ..... so it's better I'm here and not there!! ;D
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 2, 2007 7:44:11 GMT -1
Are your colleagues that socially repellent A2V?! ;D Well it's mostly secretarial and admin staff, who are nearly all women. We employ a lot of women who are returning to work after having children. I just don't have a full days worth of discussions about kids, family, soaps and general gossip about others in me!! ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 2, 2007 7:44:41 GMT -1
Is that because you're lacking in social skills and fear human interaction Kieran?
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 2, 2007 7:46:23 GMT -1
I've never been on one either - I haven't even heard of us having one; I'm just that damn good! ;D I they don't have one Neko it doesn't count. The art is in the houdini like verbal contortions required to escape the horror that is our staff away day!!
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 2, 2007 7:47:02 GMT -1
as last year one of the secretarys whipped her tits out on the coach home. As she is munting and in her mid fifties, I would have had to gouge my own eyes out ..... you really do seem to get more than your fair eyeful of munting women performing unpleasant acts don't you?! ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jul 2, 2007 7:47:13 GMT -1
there's about 60 odd women going. 60 women!!!..........there has to be a couple of fit ones
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 2, 2007 7:47:42 GMT -1
Is that because you're lacking in social skills and fear human interaction Kieran? It depends entirely on the humans I asked to interact with!!
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 2, 2007 7:48:25 GMT -1
there's about 60 odd women going. 60 women!!!..........there has to be a couple of fit ones There is one ......... but I'm already married to her CYS!! ;D ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 2, 2007 7:49:18 GMT -1
60 women!!!..........there has to be a couple of fit ones There is one ......... but I'm already married to her CYS!! ;D ;D *vomits*
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 2, 2007 7:49:57 GMT -1
There is one ......... but I'm already married to her CYS!! ;D ;D *vomits* My sentiments exactly! ;D
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 2, 2007 7:50:02 GMT -1
you really do seem to get more than your fair eyeful of munting women performing unpleasant acts don't you?! ;D I like to think that I've seen my fair share ........... and that now it should be someone elses turn!! I nominate you to take my place!! ;D
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 2, 2007 7:51:53 GMT -1
There is one ......... but I'm already married to her CYS!! ;D ;D *vomits* You're just cynical as you've have plenty of bad experiences ..... but as soon as the next one comes along you'll go all gushing and love sick again!! ;D
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 2, 2007 7:52:47 GMT -1
*vomits* My sentiments exactly! ;D I'm not the one who's been loved up ever since they returned from honeymoon, am I?? ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 2, 2007 7:54:41 GMT -1
I like to think that I've seen my fair share ........... and that now it should be someone elses turn!! I nominate you to take my place!! ;D Only if I can scream "get a fucking room!" like a deranged harpy before then daubing them in lavender oil and unleashing the bees! Vengeance is mine, saith the Jules...! ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 2, 2007 7:59:34 GMT -1
My sentiments exactly! ;D I'm not the one who's been loved up ever since they returned from honeymoon, am I?? ;D Who says it's with my husband? LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 2, 2007 8:01:18 GMT -1
*vomits* You're just cynical as you've had plenty of bad experiences ..... but as soon as the next one comes along you'll go all gushing and love sick again!! ;D Not plenty... well, plenty enough! Oh of course... but I reserve the right to drink only the bestest best bitter, and shout abuse at smug couples, and blow smoke in the face of the world!
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