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Post by jh1980 on Jul 2, 2007 8:24:06 GMT -1
Oh, I'm aware of that... but I liked my version better! ;D Fish hooks in tender places....my you are a strange boy! Oh sweet, surprisingly innocent Laura... you don't need an actual "hook" to hook me, I am quite sure...! ;D *voice drips with honey as Jules is in Lothario mode this morning!*
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 2, 2007 8:25:13 GMT -1
I'm a man ............ there are only 4 colours!! ;D ;D Does "Burnt Umber" mean "there's been a fire in Hull" to you?! ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 2, 2007 8:26:50 GMT -1
Fish hooks in tender places....my you are a strange boy! Oh sweet, surprisingly innocent Laura... you don't need an actual "hook" to hook me, I am quite sure...! ;D *voice drips with honey as Jules is in Lothario mode this morning!* Are you taking your love of Greek culture a little too far and morphing into a waiter???
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 2, 2007 8:27:00 GMT -1
Lol that's right Kieran because women's underwear only comes in 4 colours doesn't it? I'm not saying Northern men are unimaginative... ......... well you can imagine all you like Jules. Unless you've got someone to put your imaginings into practice on, then all you have is a tube of hand cream and visions of Brenda from 'Readers Wives' to get by with!! ;D
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 2, 2007 8:28:01 GMT -1
I'm a man ............ there are only 4 colours!! ;D ;D Does "Burnt Umber" mean "there's been a fire in Hull" to you?! ;D ........ there may be a career in interior design waiting for you jules!! ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 2, 2007 8:28:10 GMT -1
I'm not saying Northern men are unimaginative... ......... well you can imagine all you like Jules. Unless you've got someone to put your imaginings into practice on, then all you have is a tube of hand cream and visions of Brenda from 'Readers Wives' to get by with!! ;D Do you get all nervous in lingerie departments, in a Father Ted kinda way???
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 2, 2007 8:29:31 GMT -1
Does "Burnt Umber" mean "there's been a fire in Hull" to you?! ;D ........ there may be a career in interior design waiting for you jules!! ;D LMAO
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 2, 2007 8:31:27 GMT -1
Oh sweet, surprisingly innocent Laura... you don't need an actual "hook" to hook me, I am quite sure...! ;D *voice drips with honey as Jules is in Lothario mode this morning!* Are you taking your love of Greek culture a little too far and morphing into a waiter??? Ah Laura, your savage, cutting put-downs are like beautiful music to me! ;D
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 2, 2007 8:31:55 GMT -1
......... well you can imagine all you like Jules. Unless you've got someone to put your imaginings into practice on, then all you have is a tube of hand cream and visions of Brenda from 'Readers Wives' to get by with!! ;D Do you get all nervous in lingerie departments, in a Father Ted kinda way??? I have avoidance tactics for underwear shopping with Mrs A2V. When you're in a lingerie department, just walk up to the nearest pair of pants and start talking very loudly about the quality of stitching on the gusset. The very mention of the word gusset, is enough to ensure any mans escape!! ;D
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Post by HURLOCK on Jul 2, 2007 8:31:58 GMT -1
Fish hooks in tender places....my you are a strange boy! Oh sweet, surprisingly innocent Laura... you don't need an actual "hook" to hook me, I am quite sure...! ;D *voice drips with honey as Jules is in Lothario mode this morning!* Are you saying your fingers are hooks.................
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 2, 2007 8:33:20 GMT -1
I'm a man ............ there are only 4 colours!! ;D ;D Mr H believes that too. When we moved into our first house together I suggested we paint the living room magnolia to just freshen it up until we could afford to do it properly. He said to me "I don't want the living room pink"!!! LMAO!! ;D ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 2, 2007 8:34:26 GMT -1
......... well you can imagine all you like Jules. Unless you've got someone to put your imaginings into practice on, then all you have is a tube of hand cream and visions of Brenda from 'Readers Wives' to get by with!! ;D Ouch. Let's all pick on the lonely man eh?! Just saying, it's not all black, white, ivory - and red at Xmas! Have you never been lingerie shopping with Mrs A2V?!
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Post by HURLOCK on Jul 2, 2007 8:34:58 GMT -1
Not much of a team player then No Hurls ............. I play for team A2V!! Go me!!! ;D Fair enough mate, you do know this will be noted and you will will be tortured by the women at the chrimbo party ! ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 2, 2007 8:35:22 GMT -1
Does "Burnt Umber" mean "there's been a fire in Hull" to you?! ;D ........ there may be a career in interior design waiting for you jules!! ;D Yeah... if you didn't need to be gay, I'd probably quite enjoy it actually...! ;D
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 2, 2007 8:36:18 GMT -1
........ there may be a career in interior design waiting for you jules!! ;D LMAO Nasty girl!
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Post by HURLOCK on Jul 2, 2007 8:36:32 GMT -1
......... well you can imagine all you like Jules. Unless you've got someone to put your imaginings into practice on, then all you have is a tube of hand cream and visions of Brenda from 'Readers Wives' to get by with!! ;D Ouch. Let's all pick on the lonely man eh?! Just saying, it's not all black, white, ivory - and red at Xmas! Have you never been lingerie shopping with Mrs A2V?! do you go lingerie shopping Jules, I buy Mrs H whatever I like and she wears it! Actually says I've got good taste
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 2, 2007 8:38:06 GMT -1
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Post by addicted2venos on Jul 2, 2007 8:38:49 GMT -1
Fair enough mate, you do know this will be noted and you will will be tortured by the women at the chrimbo party ! ;D They all love me!! .......... plus there's more men at the Xmas do, which makes things less gossipy and shrieky. The Xmas do will be free drinks and fun all the way, as it usually is!! ;D ;D
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Post by Mrs H on Jul 2, 2007 8:40:11 GMT -1
Fair enough mate, you do know this will be noted and you will will be tortured by the women at the chrimbo party ! ;D They all love me!! .......... plus there's more men at the Xmas do, which makes things less gossipy and shrieky. The Xmas do will be free drinks and fun all the way, as it usually is!! ;D ;D Did you meet Mrs A2V at work?
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Post by jh1980 on Jul 2, 2007 8:40:33 GMT -1
Just saying, it's not all black, white, ivory - and red at Xmas! Have you never been lingerie shopping with Mrs A2V?! do you go lingerie shopping Jules, I buy Mrs H whatever I like and she wears it! Actually says I've got good taste Well... obviously not when I'm single, ie: most of the time! ;D Nice arrangement you have there Hurls, by the sounds of it!
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