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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Nov 30, 2007 23:34:04 GMT -1
Off to the relative dryness of the car-port for a smoke. Back in 5. I'll stand in the rain  That said I need to pop to garage - a cool lager is required! This mulled wine, though very nice is sickly sweet and heavy! And at least tonight my lager shouldn't be frozen  I prepared Mulled Cider round Mike and Jo's for bonfire night...it was just like drinking "apple pie" if that makes sense....but my propensity to consume diminished rapidly the more I had. Way too sickly, sweet and heavy....got me proper shit faced though! |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:36:41 GMT -1
I'll stand in the rain That said I need to pop to garage - a cool lager is required! This mulled wine, though very nice is sickly sweet and heavy! And at least tonight my lager shouldn't be frozen I prepared Mulled Cider round Mike and Jo's for bonfire night...it was just like drinking "apple pie" if that makes sense....but my propensity to consume diminished rapidly the more I had. Way too sickly, sweet and heavy....got me proper shit faced though! Remember the old dear brewing up a saucepan od something similar. Like liquid apple pie! Very moreish, but gagg-worthy after a few! |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:38:15 GMT -1
I've just seen, on the advert bar at the top of this page...an advert to learn Turkish and become a secret agent! FFS! ;D I'd rather learn Turkish to find out if the fuckers have gobbed in me kebab or spunked on me burger buns.  Never ask for mayonnaise on your burger or kebab!  |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Nov 30, 2007 23:40:20 GMT -1
I've just seen, on the advert bar at the top of this page...an advert to learn Turkish and become a secret agent! FFS! ;D I'd rather learn Turkish to find out if the fuckers have gobbed in me kebab or spunked on me burger buns. Never ask for mayonnaise on your burger or kebab! And if your burger looks like it's got a docker's omelette on top return it forthwith! ;D |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:43:23 GMT -1
I've just seen, on the advert bar at the top of this page...an advert to learn Turkish and become a secret agent! FFS! ;D I'd rather learn Turkish to find out if the fuckers have gobbed in me kebab or spunked on me burger buns. Just think - those years ago after an absolute skinful in The Reynolds; you stagger into The Atlas and drunkenly order a kebab and turning to Eggs say "Fuck me, the women in the Attic made munters look appealling", and along with your kebab your're handed a vial of nerve agent, a manilla folder of photo's and a voice coded CD of instructions! |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Nov 30, 2007 23:45:57 GMT -1
I've just seen, on the advert bar at the top of this page...an advert to learn Turkish and become a secret agent! FFS! ;D I'd rather learn Turkish to find out if the fuckers have gobbed in me kebab or spunked on me burger buns. Just think - those years ago after an absolute skinful in The Reynolds; you stagger into The Atlas and drunkenly order a kebab and turning to Eggs say "Fuck me, the women in the Attic made munters look appealling", and along with your kebab your're handed a vial of nerve agent, a manilla folder of photo's and a voice coded CD of instructions! Lest we miss the irony of targetting Buddha.....when Egg's lass was renouned for her Buddhaness.... (especially when she turned up in the Reynolds wearing pyjamas and slippers and ordered Eggs home....and he was like "buddha had to have a drink with the lads petal") |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:47:56 GMT -1
Just think - those years ago after an absolute skinful in The Reynolds; you stagger into The Atlas and drunkenly order a kebab and turning to Eggs say "Fuck me, the women in the Attic made munters look appealling", and along with your kebab your're handed a vial of nerve agent, a manilla folder of photo's and a voice coded CD of instructions! Lest we miss the irony of targetting Buddha.....when Egg's lass was renouned for her Buddhaness.... (especially when she turned up in the Reynolds wearing pyjamas and slippers and ordered Eggs home....and he was like "buddha had to have a drink with the lads petal") Ah yes - the lovely Carol! (well if you like flakey skinned, fat birds who dared to embarrass you in front of hundreds in Stafford's Premier nightspot!) Christ (more religion) she was one miserable cow! |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:49:35 GMT -1
She may well have wanted to laugh / smile - but fear of her skin splitting and her cheek falling off - prevented her from doing so!
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Nov 30, 2007 23:50:12 GMT -1
Lest we miss the irony of targetting Buddha.....when Egg's lass was renouned for her Buddhaness.... (especially when she turned up in the Reynolds wearing pyjamas and slippers and ordered Eggs home....and he was like "buddha had to have a drink with the lads petal") Ah yes - the lovely Carol! (well if you like flakey skinned, fat birds who dared to embarrass you in front of hundreds in Stafford's Premier nightspot!) Christ (more religion) she was one miserable cow! I could never see what the attraction was for Tone....apart from the fact she let him stick his baby making part in her front bottom occasionally. ;D |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Nov 30, 2007 23:50:41 GMT -1
She may well have wanted to laugh / smile - but fear of her skin splitting and her cheek falling off - prevented her from doing so! ROFL! ;D |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:51:36 GMT -1
Ah yes - the lovely Carol! (well if you like flakey skinned, fat birds who dared to embarrass you in front of hundreds in Stafford's Premier nightspot!) Christ (more religion) she was one miserable cow! I could never see what the attraction was for Tone....apart from the fact she let him stick his baby making part in her front bottom occasionally. ;D But not too often! He used that an an excuse to go out with the lads (when he wasn't knobbing Gaz Page's first wife that is)! |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Nov 30, 2007 23:54:25 GMT -1
She may well have wanted to laugh / smile - but fear of her skin splitting and her cheek falling off - prevented her from doing so! She did display an interesting array of skin conditions. I sometimes wondered whether she suffered from exzema at all. As she was from the appallingly poor personal hygene capital of Rugeley, I doubt that she ever washed Tone's thank-you batter off, hence that "crispy" sheen to her facial skin.  |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Nov 30, 2007 23:56:23 GMT -1
I could never see what the attraction was for Tone....apart from the fact she let him stick his baby making part in her front bottom occasionally. ;D But not too often! He used that an an excuse to go out with the lads (when he wasn't knobbing Gaz Page's first wife that is)! Ah, Sharon! My how we laughed when we stood there in the Reynolds and we all started to sway. She never let us down ever with that one. There'd be a sudden thud as she collapsed (you could feel the thud above the bass of the speakers). Even Gaz got in on the act.....no surprise that marriage ended in failure. ;D |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Nov 30, 2007 23:58:09 GMT -1
and it's the brothers from Stafford keeping this board alive tonight! No fucker else is on! |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:59:43 GMT -1
But not too often! He used that an an excuse to go out with the lads (when he wasn't knobbing Gaz Page's first wife that is)! Ah, Sharon! My how we laughed when we stood there in the Reynolds and we all started to sway. She never let us down ever with that one. There'd be a sudden thud as she collapsed (you could feel the thud above the bass of the speakers). Even Gaz got in on the act.....no surprise that marriage ended in failure. ;D Felt more sorry for the fuckers in the Cellar bar ;D |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 1, 2007 0:00:21 GMT -1
Ah, Sharon! My how we laughed when we stood there in the Reynolds and we all started to sway. She never let us down ever with that one. There'd be a sudden thud as she collapsed (you could feel the thud above the bass of the speakers). Even Gaz got in on the act.....no surprise that marriage ended in failure. ;D Felt more sorry for the fuckers in the Cellar bar ;D Aye right enough. ;D |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Dec 1, 2007 0:01:12 GMT -1
But not too often! He used that an an excuse to go out with the lads (when he wasn't knobbing Gaz Page's first wife that is)! Ah, Sharon! ....no surprise that marriage ended in failure. ;D Well, what did she ever see in him?  |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Dec 1, 2007 0:05:38 GMT -1
Ah, Sharon! ....no surprise that marriage ended in failure. ;D Well, what did she ever see in him? As the rain has abated and the wind is merely gusting I'm off for a ciggie! |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 1, 2007 0:06:47 GMT -1
Ah, Sharon! ....no surprise that marriage ended in failure. ;D Well, what did she ever see in him? Oh Ro, come on fella. I mean, what's not to like? Was it the Magnum PI Moustache? The charms of his mullet hair style? The come to bed accent acquired from years living in Brownhills? Gaz could snap a bird's knicker elastic at 20 paces...espcially when he was wearing one of his special shirts for work....the green and white striped one for instance (even though we all knew it made him look like a Pacer) ;D Last time I saw Page and Tone, I was heard to comment after Page had been recounting the recent adventure he had in Prague with a stripper: "Gaz, Manogomy's just a fuckin wood colour to you isn't it?" ;D |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 1, 2007 0:08:24 GMT -1
Well, what did she ever see in him? As the rain has abated and the wind is merely gusting I'm off for a ciggie! Good call - I'm off for a ciggie too...and to feed the cat (that hounds our back door) some fresh ham from the fridge! |
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