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Post by Roaster©®™ on Dec 1, 2007 0:12:55 GMT -1
Well, what did she ever see in him?  Oh Ro, come on fella. I mean, what's not to like? Was it the Magnum PI Moustache? The charms of his mullet hair style? The come to bed accent acquired from years living in Brownhills? Gaz could snap a bird's knicker elastic at 20 paces...espcially when he was wearing one of his special shirts for work....the green and white striped one for instance (even though we all knew it made him look like a Pacer) ;D Last time I saw Page and Tone, I was heard to comment after Page had been recounting the recent adventure he had in Prague with a stripper: "Gaz, Manogomy's just a fuckin wood colour to you isn't it?" ;D The Pagester's back in Stafford next week! Had an email from Vinney about getting the 'boys' together! Tone and Haywood (Heels) are deffo there! I've gotta persuade Ange to cancel her Friday night shift. Falcus, Hewitt, Edwards and Kev Jackson are possibles! No one's seen Tel Edwards since he retired! |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Dec 1, 2007 0:14:42 GMT -1
As the rain has abated and the wind is merely gusting I'm off for a ciggie! Good call - I'm off for a ciggie too...and to feed the cat (that hounds our back door) some fresh ham from the fridge! Posh C*nt - pedigree strays ey ;D Fuckers round here help themselves to whatever's left in the bins! usually, empty (beer) tins in our case. |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 1, 2007 0:15:16 GMT -1
Oh Ro, come on fella. I mean, what's not to like? Was it the Magnum PI Moustache? The charms of his mullet hair style? The come to bed accent acquired from years living in Brownhills? Gaz could snap a bird's knicker elastic at 20 paces...espcially when he was wearing one of his special shirts for work....the green and white striped one for instance (even though we all knew it made him look like a Pacer) ;D Last time I saw Page and Tone, I was heard to comment after Page had been recounting the recent adventure he had in Prague with a stripper: "Gaz, Manogomy's just a fuckin wood colour to you isn't it?" ;D The Pagester's back in Stafford next week! Had an email from Vinney about getting the 'boys' together! Tone and Haywood (Heels) are deffo there! I've gotta persuade Ange to cancel her Friday night shift. Falcus, Hewitt, Edwards and Kev Jackson are possibles! No one's seen Tel Edwards since he retired! I saw El Tel "The Eagle Butraguenio the Butcher" edwards in the car park at Tescos back in August. He was looking well! Give me a shout when Page is in town. I'll see what I can do to get out on the lash. ;D |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Dec 1, 2007 0:16:21 GMT -1
The Pagester's back in Stafford next week! Had an email from Vinney about getting the 'boys' together! Tone and Haywood (Heels) are deffo there! I've gotta persuade Ange to cancel her Friday night shift. Falcus, Hewitt, Edwards and Kev Jackson are possibles! No one's seen Tel Edwards since he retired! I saw El Tel "The Eagle Butraguenio the Butcher" edwards in the car park at Tescos back in August. He was looking well! Give me a shout when Page is in town. I'll see what I can do to get out on the lash. ;D I'll have a word with Vinney on Monday to suss out what's happening! |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 1, 2007 0:18:25 GMT -1
Good call - I'm off for a ciggie too...and to feed the cat (that hounds our back door) some fresh ham from the fridge! Posh C*nt - pedigree strays ey ;D Fuckers round here help themselves to whatever's left in the bins! usually, empty (beer) tins in our case. Know what you mean...I like to approach our recycling bin with great stealth just to see the cat try and run like fuck with a bag full of tins caught round its neck! ;D |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 1, 2007 0:19:54 GMT -1
I saw El Tel "The Eagle Butraguenio the Butcher" edwards in the car park at Tescos back in August. He was looking well! Give me a shout when Page is in town. I'll see what I can do to get out on the lash. ;D I'll have a word with Vinney on Monday to suss out what's happening! That's the ticket. Pass on my email address if you like. It'd be superb to get the SAS back together for one night only! |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 1, 2007 0:20:57 GMT -1
PASTIE's gonna shit a brick when he gets back on here....you know how diligently he reads back...there must be 2 more pages added since he was last online! |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Dec 1, 2007 0:22:12 GMT -1
Sounds the business!
Anyway.....
As the dregs of my can drain down my throat so my strength to continue posting bollocks ebbs too.
Night bro!
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Dec 1, 2007 0:23:14 GMT -1
PASTIE's gonna shit a brick when he gets back on here....you know how diligently he reads back...there must be 2 more pages added since he was last online! Aye - he won't be happy about the religious discussions though. |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 1, 2007 0:23:23 GMT -1
Sounds the business! Anyway..... As the dregs of my can drain down my throat so my strength to continue posting bollocks ebbs too. Night bro! Agreed. Speak tomorrow dude. Have a good un. |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Dec 1, 2007 0:23:45 GMT -1
Make it one more page ;D
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 1, 2007 0:24:33 GMT -1
one more beer more like!
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 1, 2007 0:25:36 GMT -1
You're not dissimilar to Mr Creosote in some ways only your weakness is beer not food.... "go on sir, just one more can...its waffffer theen" |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 1, 2007 0:27:13 GMT -1
Tell you what, I'll get to 9400 posts then I'm off to bed. Lots to do tomorrow involving Christmas decs etc. Plus I've got to get down town in the morning to order a new cash point card as I've lost my fucker.
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Post by Nik *QPR* on Dec 1, 2007 0:32:50 GMT -1
OIOI.
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 1, 2007 0:34:40 GMT -1
fucking hell. Don't do that! I was almost asleep!
Evening Nik.
I've been a long time admirerer of your posting on this message board.
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 1, 2007 0:40:29 GMT -1
Kinhell laddo. You wander into the Prowlers' lair, make a racket and hide in the corner amongst DTRs mexican grasses and plants. Poor show indeed!  |
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Post by Nik *QPR* on Dec 1, 2007 0:42:48 GMT -1
fucking hell. Don't do that! I was almost asleep! Evening Nik. I've been a long time admirerer of your posting on this message board. Lol... You have..? And Soz haha, but try saying 'OIOI' in a cockney accent.. tis rather fun. |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Dec 1, 2007 0:44:36 GMT -1
fucking hell. Don't do that! I was almost asleep! Evening Nik. I've been a long time admirerer of your posting on this message board. Lol... You have..? Sorry Nik, I had to do that! You alright then matey? What brings you to this dank place on a Saturday morning? ;D |
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Post by Nik *QPR* on Dec 1, 2007 0:47:54 GMT -1
Have I fuck!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;DSorry Nik, I had to do that! You alright then matey? What brings you to this dank place on a Saturday morning? ;D I'm good fella.... aha.. well... I had a day off school today... so did the honourable thing and got up at 2PM, thus am not tired yet. Hows your fine self tonight GFJ? Still torturing them kids of yours into supporting Leeds?  |
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