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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:11:07 GMT -1
Can you imagine if she'd been sentenced to death by stoning!
A bunch of Sudanese "scousers" chucking rocks of crack cocaine at her! She'd probably chew on least 3000 before she fell asleep!
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Nov 30, 2007 23:12:04 GMT -1
Can you imagine if she'd been sentenced to death by stoning! A bunch of Sudanese "scousers" chucking rocks of crack cocaine at her! She'd probably chew on least 3000 before she fell asleep! Yeah, she'd die of a drugs OD!  |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:12:05 GMT -1
Right, next on the list. That Buddha's a right fat C*nt! ;D Fat fucking slap head!! ;D ;D |
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Post by PureOldGold on Nov 30, 2007 23:13:40 GMT -1
Right, next on the list. That Buddha's a right fat C*nt! ;D LOL ;D You'll definitely be entering hell at this rate  one of these religions must be right ;D |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:13:46 GMT -1
Right, next on the list. That Buddha's a right fat C*nt! ;D Fat fucking slap head!! ;D ;D Bet he could have drunk Oliver Reed and George Best under the table though ;D |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Nov 30, 2007 23:14:31 GMT -1
Ah, very topical corridor tonight lads. Some might dsay, we're almost being cultured. Our current affairs knowledge is on the money in my book....
*waits by phone for call from Channel 5 re news anchor vacancy*
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:15:29 GMT -1
Hope to fuck it ain't "Al Jarzeera" Needed to correct the spelling - wouldn't want to upset their political insensibilities! |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Nov 30, 2007 23:15:34 GMT -1
Evening POG. I'm not going to hell. I've been to Gornall Wood....that was far worse! |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:16:11 GMT -1
Right, next on the list. That Buddha's a right fat C*nt! ;D Fat fucking slap head!! ;D ;D i dont know why the fat C*nt has a smile on his face anyway - he's not seen his cock in years and the chaffing between his thighs must be smarting a bit by now! |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:17:02 GMT -1
Hope to fuck it ain't " Al Jarzera" Sounds like an Arab Karaoke Specialist! ;D |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:20:41 GMT -1
Hope to fuck it ain't " Al Jarzeera" Sounds like an Arab Karaoke Specialist! ;D Sorry! I corrected the spelling! It's that Al Quaeda TV station I meant. As for Al Jarzera and his crimes against Karaoke he needs to faced against the Wailing Wall and shot with bullets made from his own excrement! |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:23:31 GMT -1
Hope to fuck it ain't "Al Jarzera" Aye - I'd tell em like it is. Doubt I'd last too long if I'm stood on the newsdesk burning the Sudanese flag while eating a pork chop. Aye - picture it now! GfJ in his prime, bellows across the studio to the Iranian babe weather forecaster (who's in a bikini, supping a Pimms) to fetch you a sausage bap! ;D |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:23:38 GMT -1
Fellas, its been great disecting two of the worlds biggest religions! Cant wait for Saturdays take on Hinduism and Atheists! ;D ;D I'm off - chat soon!  |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:24:46 GMT -1
Sorry! I corrected the spelling! It's that Al Quaeda TV station I meant. As for Al Jarzera and his crimes against Karaoke he needs to faced against the Wailing Wall and shot with bullets made from his own excrement! Eee, I felt a right C*nt stood by the wailing wall with a fucking harpoon. A Chubby Brown classic ;D |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Nov 30, 2007 23:25:18 GMT -1
Fellas, its been great disecting two of the worlds biggest religions! Cant wait for Saturdays take on Hinduism and Atheists! ;D ;D I'm off - chat soon! Vishnu next! Laters Mike...and may your God go with you. |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:25:42 GMT -1
Nite Mike!
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Nov 30, 2007 23:26:52 GMT -1
Off to the relative dryness of the car-port for a smoke. Back in 5.
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:27:36 GMT -1
Aye - picture it now! GfJ in his prime, bellows across the studio to the Iranian babe weather forecaster (who's in a bikini, supping a Pimms) to fetch you a sausage bap! ;D Fucking hell.....we are in so much shit if the Iranians ever find this thread. Fattwas issued all round! ;D No probs! Just get in a couple of Vietnamese Pot-Bellied Guard Pigs! |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Nov 30, 2007 23:28:21 GMT -1
I've just seen, on the advert bar at the top of this page...an advert to learn Turkish and become a secret agent! FFS! ;D I'd rather learn Turkish to find out if the fuckers have gobbed in me kebab or spunked on me burger buns. |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:29:43 GMT -1
Off to the relative dryness of the car-port for a smoke. Back in 5. I'll stand in the rain  That said I need to pop to garage - a cool lager is required! This mulled wine, though very nice is sickly sweet and heavy! And at least tonight my lager shouldn't be frozen  |
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one of these religions must be right ;D
