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Post by shinny on Nov 30, 2007 22:15:00 GMT -1
Ro, what time can you meet us on Tue? would Dan or Si wish to join us? Can't do sadlly. Working in Stoke! Ah too bad mate... we'll have to come up one weekend sometime in the new year! Meet Sarah. ;D How are ya chuck? |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 22:18:05 GMT -1
Ro, what time can you meet us on Tue? would Dan or Si wish to join us? Any time after 12.00 suits me! I ain't seen Dan since after Englands defeat to Croatia but I can email him Monday! |
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Post by shinny on Nov 30, 2007 22:19:32 GMT -1
Ro, what time can you meet us on Tue? would Dan or Si wish to join us? Any time after 12.00 suits me! I ain't seen Dan since after Englands defeat to Croatia but I can email him Monday! Please do, would be nice to see both of you again... We'll get in about 12:30. Sort out where we are going after that lol! |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 22:28:09 GMT -1
The wife's made a cauldron of her infamous mulled wine! The fucking fumes whilst it simmered were giving a bloody headache! In for a penny in for pound. I'm going for a ciggie then maybe grab a pint (if only to warm me hands to up)!  WOOOAHHHH!!! beats fuck out of a hot toddy as the traditional cure for colds and flu ;D AND this mulled stuff beats the shit out of hot Stella! Ange just told me what's in it  5 bottles of  1 bottle of  325mls of  325mls of  2lbs of chopped  a handful of  Simmer gently for an hour or two, with 4 tablespoons of sugar and a pint of water (why??). Strain citrus fruits (squeeze and return flesh and alcohol to the pot) and replace with satsuma pieces, sliced lemon, limes and grapefruit. Serve hot in appropriate glasses / mugs and forget about tomorrow ;D |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Nov 30, 2007 22:39:35 GMT -1
hmmmm...makes my whiskey mac look like chicken shit compared to that inhebriating conglomeration of alcofrolic beverages.
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 22:42:55 GMT -1
And after nearly a pint my hands are lovely and warm now!!
Mind you I've no feeling in my legs and my head feels strangely detached from the rest of my body!
I'm putting it down to a vitamin C overdose ;D
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Nov 30, 2007 22:46:33 GMT -1
Well, at least it's killing off the scurvy and rickets.  |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 22:49:41 GMT -1
Very true!
Maybe I should send the recipe pinned on "Muhammed the Teddy" to the Sudanse Embassy! ;D
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Nov 30, 2007 22:55:41 GMT -1
So there.
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 22:55:46 GMT -1
Don't get me started on those bunch of fuckers. Bob Geldoff can kiss my scrawny arse if he thinks he'll get another penny off me to help those intolerant fuckwits.  I'm gonna get a load of has-been pop stars to re-record 'Do they know its Xmas' especially for the sudanese market. Its gonna be called 'Do they know Muhammed sucks cock in gay bars'. I think it'll make underprivileged Sudanese children at least £2.50 to spend on union Jack flags to burn in the streets of Khartoum! ;D ;D |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Nov 30, 2007 22:58:27 GMT -1
and as that teacher's a bit of a scouser, with any luck she'll have it away with the hubcaps off their police carts...to help her make good her escape. |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:01:36 GMT -1
and as that teacher's a bit of a scouser, with any luck she'll have it away with the hubcaps off their police carts...to help her make good her escape. Gotta feel for her - the 1st scouser to ever get a job and look what fucking happens? ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:02:16 GMT -1
Don't get me started on those bunch of fuckers. Bob Geldoff can kiss my scrawny arse if he thinks he'll get another penny off me to help those intolerant fuckwits. Aye he'll be coining it again now "Do They It's Christmas" will once again be played all over the UK! Mind you - you'd have expected the scruffy scrote to at least siphoned off a quid or two to buy a fucking comb! |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:02:52 GMT -1
And then I'll hold aloft one of the kids teddies and proclaim in a loud and triumphant voice "Where's your Allah now. You fuckers" ;D |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:04:11 GMT -1
Don't get me started on those bunch of fuckers. Bob Geldoff can kiss my scrawny arse if he thinks he'll get another penny off me to help those intolerant fuckwits. I'm gonna get a load of has-been pop stars to re-record 'Do they know its Xmas' especially for the sudanese market. Its gonna be called 'Do they know Muhammed sucks cock in gay bars'. I think it'll make underprivileged Sudanese children at least £2.50 to spend on union Jack flags to burn in the streets of Khartoum! ;D ;D And the video will feature hundreds of Muslim females in bikinis, supping Pimms whilst shagging strangers in cars! |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:05:55 GMT -1
I'm gonna get a load of has-been pop stars to re-record 'Do they know its Xmas' especially for the sudanese market. Its gonna be called 'Do they know Muhammed sucks cock in gay bars'. I think it'll make underprivileged Sudanese children at least £2.50 to spend on union Jack flags to burn in the streets of Khartoum! ;D ;D And the video will feature hundreds of Muslim females in bikinis, supping Pimms whilst shagging strangers in cars! Yep, but they'll still be wearing the veil - i'm not completely insensitive to their religion for fucking allahs sake!  ;D |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:07:36 GMT -1
and as that teacher's a bit of a scouser, with any luck she'll have it away with the hubcaps off their police carts...to help her make good her escape. Gotta feel for her - the 1st scouser to ever get a job and look what fucking happens? ;D ;D ;D Aye - bet she claims disability allowance when she returns to UK too! |
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:08:18 GMT -1
And the video will feature hundreds of Muslim females in bikinis, supping Pimms whilst shagging strangers in cars! Yep, but they'll still be wearing the veil - i'm not completely insensitive to their religion for fucking allahs sake! ;D But back to front ;D |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:09:08 GMT -1
Yep, but they'll still be wearing the veil - i'm not completely insensitive to their religion for fucking allahs sake! ;D But back to front ;D LMAO!! ;D ;D only when Kriss Kross do their bit in the song though! |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Nov 30, 2007 23:09:56 GMT -1
Yep, but they'll still be wearing the veil - i'm not completely insensitive to their religion for fucking allahs sake! ;D Ha - they'd have fits in Karthoum if the vids were released...the lasses all looking shagged out with strings of jizz hanging off their veils. ;D LMFAO!!! |
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