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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 10, 2008 13:34:49 GMT -1
I need to know the origins of that picture... More specifically (and I refer this to Gres who watches this like a hawk) do we have secrets from Trav, thus entitling him to come on here and do this? I feel that if he has not the time is perfect, particularly given the pending Hotseat... me Jules and Arnie on a piss up last Saturday night Trav no secrets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 10, 2008 18:42:59 GMT -1
Well?
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 10, 2008 18:43:54 GMT -1
i have posted the origins, dont know about Trav
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 10, 2008 18:46:46 GMT -1
TRAV NEEDS TO GIVE US SOME SECRETS!!
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 10, 2008 19:08:31 GMT -1
TRAV NEEDS TO GIVE US SOME SECRETS!! i hope he has been warned then..............no more RBNO piss taking ;D
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 10, 2008 19:25:33 GMT -1
There will be blood
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Post by Travis on Mar 10, 2008 19:40:15 GMT -1
TRAV NEEDS TO GIVE US SOME SECRETS!! i hope he has been warned then..............no more RBNO piss taking ;D *Pops head around the door and tips hat to say hello* Evening chaps, just came online to pay for the Duffy tickets I've won on eBay. So, are you looking for something along the lines of page 1 then? If so, I'll have a little think and get back to you.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 10, 2008 19:44:04 GMT -1
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Post by Travis on Mar 10, 2008 19:47:13 GMT -1
I'll be back in due course......no pig farmer stories though!
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 10, 2008 19:47:49 GMT -1
I'll be back in due course......no pig farmer stories though! already been well covered, i got crucified ;D
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 10, 2008 20:02:37 GMT -1
Should be working but I'm just too excited
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Post by Travis on Mar 11, 2008 11:34:13 GMT -1
Behold! Enlightenment!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 11, 2008 21:21:47 GMT -1
TRAVIS
1. I find myself unnerved when in close proximity to turkeys, pelicans, or indeed any other astounding ugly type of bird.
2. After going to a pre-season friendly at the Galpharm (the McAlpine Stadium) myself and my friends had to hurry to the railway station as some of the locals started kicking off. I herded my mates just in time for the train leaving......my smug satisfaction was rather undermined when the announcement revealed that we should have been on the other platform and the service was a direct 'non stop' one through to Manchester. We were stranded there in Leeds shirts for half an hour.
3. Due to my appalling voice I have relatively few karaoke performances under my belt, though I have performed on a duet of Aqua's 'Barbie Girl' and destroyed Bjork's 'It's Oh So Quiet'....thankfully I have no memory of the latter.
4. I had a near-death experience on one birthday. My friends decided to get me pissed, though in retrospect, 25 measures in 30 minutes was somewhat irresponsible!!
5. When I was young we had a swing in the back garden. One day when trying to swing high I managed to go right over the top and landed on the back of my head. No lasting damage it would seem.
6. I met Noel Gallagher while out shopping in Leeds one day. I cornered him in a branch of the now seemingly defunct retailer, Fosters. Got him to sign the new Oasis single I'd bought just moments before.
7. I nearly lost my job at an insurance firm after inadvertently sending an 'electronic note' to a section leader that simply read "How about a smile, you miserable old bint?"
8. On the way back from the Champions League semi-final against Valencia, I was part of a group who were warned about their conduct by members of the cabin crew on the plane. Ron Atkinson had been forced to join our flight back and was subject to a few 'racy' chants.
9. I avoided a disciplinary on a Uni field trip to Lille by pretending to be asleep when the form tutor came to our room in the aftermath of a 'lively' night out on the lash.
10. It is a long held tradition amongst my friends that on big nights out, weddings etc I will at some stage 'unleash' the moonwalk.....it's a tuly mediocre spectacle, but integral all the same.
11. I have only ever sleepwalked once to my knowledge; on that occasion I walked into my sisters bedroom and was only awoken by the shouts of her and the boyfriend, just as I was about to take a piss on the radiator.
Will they do for starters?
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 11, 2008 21:26:32 GMT -1
Trav liked to use sleepwalking as his excuse to wear his favourite skid marked Y Fronts
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 11, 2008 21:32:15 GMT -1
Mini Trav's swinging career started at an early age, but continuous landing on his head left him follically challenged from an early age
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Mar 11, 2008 21:37:22 GMT -1
Trav tries hard to find the route to Shepherds Bush station, but feels he may have made a wrong turn at Marble Arch
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 11, 2008 21:39:25 GMT -1
To get over his fear of pelicans Trav though it best to be closer to them, but even the pelican got worried when Trav took it behind the bushes
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 11, 2008 21:40:38 GMT -1
the morning after his 1st karaoke, Travis calls Spozz to find out if their 'barbie Girl' rendition went down well with the locals!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 11, 2008 21:42:14 GMT -1
Travs 'sleep pissing' was becoming a bit of a problem
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Post by Travis on Mar 11, 2008 21:46:22 GMT -1
LOL!! You fuckers!! ;D I'll be back to check up on this tomorrow lunchtime, so take your time looking for that perfect picture! ....a bit like the one with the swing.
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