Post by PASTIE on Feb 21, 2008 22:46:10 GMT -1
COYS answers:
If you had to support any Championship side which one would you be and why?? (Please remember to add the words Plymouth, wonderful and Green in the answer!)
If I had to pick one now it would be a wonderful local side so probably Watford or QPR.
I like Plymouth gin and lime green is my favourite colour. I think I included all the requisite words there
What will you be doing for Mrs COYS this Valentines Day and do you think you are a soppy ol romantic??
Well valentines day has passed and i was a romantic fool. I arranged for flowers to be sent to her office (12 red roses) and we went out for a meal a couple of days later.
Have you made any new year resolutions and have you stuck to them or failed a month into 2008??
I have never made a new years resolution in my life, but if i had my will power is nil so it wouldnt have lasted
When you were a little boy what did you want to be and why???
I wanted to join the Navy and sail the world. I applied to join the Merchant Navy first and got refused cos i wore glasses. Then i tried the Royal Navy, after passing all the written exams i failed an interview with some nutter who asked me questions like, " how many gangs have you been in?"
When you were a single lad, you go on a date with a stunningly beautiful girl and she turns to you half way through the romantic meal and over the candlelight says...."I am an Arsenal supporter" what would your reaction have been!??
well if she was that stunningly beautiful i would have pretended not to have heard. As a young lad you take what is offered and I'm sure she would have loved my Spurs tattoo taking her to heaven and back
Last one from me! Who's the loveliest loveliest girl on 606 - think very very carefully about this one..... remember you don't want to end up covered in GREEN GOOOOO as you've answered it wrong!!!
From the pics posted and the conversations i have had on here all the girls are lovely, but if pushed i would like to meet up with Lisa (CG) and Emma (AC). No pressure ladies
You obviously have a keen sense of humour even if your jokes are shite. Which site do you steal all your jokes from or do you ever think of them "off the cuff" like I can?
Hello Tel .......most of my jokes are from email or text, but all the corny ones are off the cuff, but Tel is the king of the one liners
Your job is obviously none taxing. If you could chose what job would you rather be doing and why?
Non Taxing!!, you wouldnt say that if you did it . In my ideal job i would be travelling the world, hence my interest in joining the Navy.
Is it true that Mini CYS is an Arsenal man?
They are all vicious lies. Hell will freeze over b4 he puts on an Arsenal shirt. Its bad enough my bastard brother buying him Manure slippers for last Christmas, which he constantly wears. Note to self *burn slippers*
Are you a Dog or a Cat man?
Always have been and always will be a dog man. Always had dogs as pets when living at home. at least 3 at any one time. There is a pussy joke in there somewhere but i shall refrain
Have you ever wrestled a Bear or been bent over by one?
In my Russian Circus performing days i did wrestle a bear but luckily i always won so never suffered that indignity.
What the hell kind of a bird is that on the Spurs Logo, a woodPECKER perhaps?
It is a giant Cock ..........so dont F**K with us
If you HAD to support another footy team who would it be and why?
As i come from Swindon it would probably be them. From the age of 5 to about 9 i used to go with my uncle to all the home games. He was a programme seller and i helped him, then we got into the game free just after kick off, I miss those days.
Since you're on your second marriage what advice can you give to all my 606 gangsters regarding marriage?
Its all about give and take and being there for each other. You will have arguments, its inevitable, its how you deal with them that matters. When you are in a solid marriage having a child is the best thing you can do, it will increase the stress but it will also bring you closer together with the sheer enjoyment and fulfillment it brings. At this point just like to say all the best to Pastie and family and to Hurls and Monika, good luck guys.
As a little boy did you fill your pants at the mention of the 'North Bank Highbury'?
No and i still dont. I could take the North Bank on my own
Liken 5 606ers to Seasame Street characters.
Big Bird: Who else but Gres. That bird is so big and gangly but has a wide range of talents, even saw him on a unicycle once.
Cookie Monster: Jules. He told us C was for cookie and I’m sure Jules would agree, woe betide anyone mis spelling it
Ernie and Bert: Hurls and Chopper. What a double act, are they just friends or lovers?
Oscar The Grouch: Pastie. Bins Pastie LOL. He lives in a bin and his best friend was Bruno the trashman
As a lad who did you prefer Maria Whittaker or Sam Fox?
Out of the two, Sam Fox for me. She had two things going for her ..........good looking and could sing...LMAO
Did you have special training at work to perform internal searches or did it come naturally?
In my job I dont have to do any searches. I just point out any suspicious characters to security, and they get out the rubber gloves. When did you say you were comming through Heathrow Billy?
If Spurs didn't exist which football team would you follow and why? (national squad is not an option)
see above .........but what would the world be like if Spurs didnt exist, all that history we have got
If you broke both your wrists playing football how would you wipe your arse?
Well that would be one strange injury, a dodgy throw in maybe? I would either do headstands in the shower, buy a bidet or employ a gooner maid
Who would you like to shag on 606?
I am far to much of a gentleman to divulge that. Hmm reading that answer back implies i do want to shag someone on here. Another note to self * dont let wife near pc*
Who makes you laugh and who makes you cry on here?
Lots of people make me laugh and most peopleon here have at one time or another. But Gres, Jules, Arnie, Pastie, Smurf, Tel, Mozza, Chops and Hurls are consistent. I hate lists, bound to have forgotten someone who makes me PMSL.
No-one makes me cry on here, although i am crying out for a pic of CG
Who has the best porn collection, you or Chops?
I think Chops has, well it is definitely more depraved
I am very careful opening any Chopper emails, although Ivan did say i nearly corrupted one of his kids when he opened something i sent him
CYS, imagine you were not British - and that Britain didn't exist! Which nationality would you then most want to be, and why?
Britain didnt exist!! Where would everyone get their benefits from?
Tough one that, but as i have been there i think I would like to be a New Zealander. The country is beautiful, no overcrowding. I have an All Blacks shirt so i could wear it with pride. Pity their footie team is shit but i'm used to that. I was in NZ for 3 weeks, just hired a car and went driving all round the North Island, the scenery is magnificent and all the people i met were wonderful, petrol was cheap, they get all the new film releases first, and the women were lovely. Some of the Maori ones were a bit frightening though
Name five odd quirks you have.
I like very burnt toast
I only like drinking beer from straight glasses
I always put the toilet seat down………….odd for a man
I hate spiders
Now this isn’t all the time, but sometimes when I’m walking if I click my heal with my other foot I have to do it again to make it even and if I don’t do it just right I have to do it again and then try and replicate the failed attempt so that would be an even amount of times as well. God I sound crazy, but I stress this isn’t all the time. Bit of OCD I think.
What's the one universal truth you see in women?
They take ages to get ready to go out
What would your native Indian name be? ('Dances with wolves' 'Rising bear' 'Flying tomahawk' etc)
Rocky Raccoon......(Beatles best band ever)
You can create one law that will bypass parliament and go straight into action - what and why?
OK this is a tough one and I can think of loads, laws for - knife carrying, Immigration, Benefits, getting rid the manslaughter plea (ie a kid throws a concrete block off a bridge and it lands on a car killing someone, it aint manslaughter its Murder). Whoa getting on a rant there.
I know all those are important but I would pass a law scrapping Inheritance Tax, it is the most unfair tax that any of us have to pay. Parents work hard all their lives and pay tax on all that money thay want to leave to you as their children and then the government tax you again………..UNFAIR
Which animal would you most liken yourself to?
A Polar Bear, because I look good in white (COYS). And come summer there is nothing like putting a nice big seal on the barbeque
If you had to support any Championship side which one would you be and why?? (Please remember to add the words Plymouth, wonderful and Green in the answer!)
If I had to pick one now it would be a wonderful local side so probably Watford or QPR.
I like Plymouth gin and lime green is my favourite colour. I think I included all the requisite words there
What will you be doing for Mrs COYS this Valentines Day and do you think you are a soppy ol romantic??
Well valentines day has passed and i was a romantic fool. I arranged for flowers to be sent to her office (12 red roses) and we went out for a meal a couple of days later.
Have you made any new year resolutions and have you stuck to them or failed a month into 2008??
I have never made a new years resolution in my life, but if i had my will power is nil so it wouldnt have lasted
When you were a little boy what did you want to be and why???
I wanted to join the Navy and sail the world. I applied to join the Merchant Navy first and got refused cos i wore glasses. Then i tried the Royal Navy, after passing all the written exams i failed an interview with some nutter who asked me questions like, " how many gangs have you been in?"
When you were a single lad, you go on a date with a stunningly beautiful girl and she turns to you half way through the romantic meal and over the candlelight says...."I am an Arsenal supporter" what would your reaction have been!??
well if she was that stunningly beautiful i would have pretended not to have heard. As a young lad you take what is offered and I'm sure she would have loved my Spurs tattoo taking her to heaven and back
Last one from me! Who's the loveliest loveliest girl on 606 - think very very carefully about this one..... remember you don't want to end up covered in GREEN GOOOOO as you've answered it wrong!!!
From the pics posted and the conversations i have had on here all the girls are lovely, but if pushed i would like to meet up with Lisa (CG) and Emma (AC). No pressure ladies
You obviously have a keen sense of humour even if your jokes are shite. Which site do you steal all your jokes from or do you ever think of them "off the cuff" like I can?
Hello Tel .......most of my jokes are from email or text, but all the corny ones are off the cuff, but Tel is the king of the one liners
Your job is obviously none taxing. If you could chose what job would you rather be doing and why?
Non Taxing!!, you wouldnt say that if you did it . In my ideal job i would be travelling the world, hence my interest in joining the Navy.
Is it true that Mini CYS is an Arsenal man?
They are all vicious lies. Hell will freeze over b4 he puts on an Arsenal shirt. Its bad enough my bastard brother buying him Manure slippers for last Christmas, which he constantly wears. Note to self *burn slippers*
Are you a Dog or a Cat man?
Always have been and always will be a dog man. Always had dogs as pets when living at home. at least 3 at any one time. There is a pussy joke in there somewhere but i shall refrain
Have you ever wrestled a Bear or been bent over by one?
In my Russian Circus performing days i did wrestle a bear but luckily i always won so never suffered that indignity.
What the hell kind of a bird is that on the Spurs Logo, a woodPECKER perhaps?
It is a giant Cock ..........so dont F**K with us
If you HAD to support another footy team who would it be and why?
As i come from Swindon it would probably be them. From the age of 5 to about 9 i used to go with my uncle to all the home games. He was a programme seller and i helped him, then we got into the game free just after kick off, I miss those days.
Since you're on your second marriage what advice can you give to all my 606 gangsters regarding marriage?
Its all about give and take and being there for each other. You will have arguments, its inevitable, its how you deal with them that matters. When you are in a solid marriage having a child is the best thing you can do, it will increase the stress but it will also bring you closer together with the sheer enjoyment and fulfillment it brings. At this point just like to say all the best to Pastie and family and to Hurls and Monika, good luck guys.
As a little boy did you fill your pants at the mention of the 'North Bank Highbury'?
No and i still dont. I could take the North Bank on my own
Liken 5 606ers to Seasame Street characters.
Big Bird: Who else but Gres. That bird is so big and gangly but has a wide range of talents, even saw him on a unicycle once.
Cookie Monster: Jules. He told us C was for cookie and I’m sure Jules would agree, woe betide anyone mis spelling it
Ernie and Bert: Hurls and Chopper. What a double act, are they just friends or lovers?
Oscar The Grouch: Pastie. Bins Pastie LOL. He lives in a bin and his best friend was Bruno the trashman
As a lad who did you prefer Maria Whittaker or Sam Fox?
Out of the two, Sam Fox for me. She had two things going for her ..........good looking and could sing...LMAO
Did you have special training at work to perform internal searches or did it come naturally?
In my job I dont have to do any searches. I just point out any suspicious characters to security, and they get out the rubber gloves. When did you say you were comming through Heathrow Billy?
If Spurs didn't exist which football team would you follow and why? (national squad is not an option)
see above .........but what would the world be like if Spurs didnt exist, all that history we have got
If you broke both your wrists playing football how would you wipe your arse?
Well that would be one strange injury, a dodgy throw in maybe? I would either do headstands in the shower, buy a bidet or employ a gooner maid
Who would you like to shag on 606?
I am far to much of a gentleman to divulge that. Hmm reading that answer back implies i do want to shag someone on here. Another note to self * dont let wife near pc*
Who makes you laugh and who makes you cry on here?
Lots of people make me laugh and most peopleon here have at one time or another. But Gres, Jules, Arnie, Pastie, Smurf, Tel, Mozza, Chops and Hurls are consistent. I hate lists, bound to have forgotten someone who makes me PMSL.
No-one makes me cry on here, although i am crying out for a pic of CG
Who has the best porn collection, you or Chops?
I think Chops has, well it is definitely more depraved
I am very careful opening any Chopper emails, although Ivan did say i nearly corrupted one of his kids when he opened something i sent him
CYS, imagine you were not British - and that Britain didn't exist! Which nationality would you then most want to be, and why?
Britain didnt exist!! Where would everyone get their benefits from?
Tough one that, but as i have been there i think I would like to be a New Zealander. The country is beautiful, no overcrowding. I have an All Blacks shirt so i could wear it with pride. Pity their footie team is shit but i'm used to that. I was in NZ for 3 weeks, just hired a car and went driving all round the North Island, the scenery is magnificent and all the people i met were wonderful, petrol was cheap, they get all the new film releases first, and the women were lovely. Some of the Maori ones were a bit frightening though
Name five odd quirks you have.
I like very burnt toast
I only like drinking beer from straight glasses
I always put the toilet seat down………….odd for a man
I hate spiders
Now this isn’t all the time, but sometimes when I’m walking if I click my heal with my other foot I have to do it again to make it even and if I don’t do it just right I have to do it again and then try and replicate the failed attempt so that would be an even amount of times as well. God I sound crazy, but I stress this isn’t all the time. Bit of OCD I think.
What's the one universal truth you see in women?
They take ages to get ready to go out
What would your native Indian name be? ('Dances with wolves' 'Rising bear' 'Flying tomahawk' etc)
Rocky Raccoon......(Beatles best band ever)
You can create one law that will bypass parliament and go straight into action - what and why?
OK this is a tough one and I can think of loads, laws for - knife carrying, Immigration, Benefits, getting rid the manslaughter plea (ie a kid throws a concrete block off a bridge and it lands on a car killing someone, it aint manslaughter its Murder). Whoa getting on a rant there.
I know all those are important but I would pass a law scrapping Inheritance Tax, it is the most unfair tax that any of us have to pay. Parents work hard all their lives and pay tax on all that money thay want to leave to you as their children and then the government tax you again………..UNFAIR
Which animal would you most liken yourself to?
A Polar Bear, because I look good in white (COYS). And come summer there is nothing like putting a nice big seal on the barbeque