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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 11, 2008 21:47:10 GMT -1
Trav was hoping that by pretending to be asleep he'd get away with his off his latest 'sleep pissing' episode!
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Post by Travis on Mar 11, 2008 21:47:42 GMT -1
Trav was hoping that by pretending to be asleep he'd get away with his off his latest 'sleep pissing' episode! .....or indeed that one!! ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 11, 2008 21:49:01 GMT -1
Liam laughed his bollox off when Noel told him about the bald groupie who was old enough to be their grandad asking for his autograph
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Post by URRZZZ!!! on Mar 11, 2008 21:49:03 GMT -1
What banter material has Travis release? Commenting on your recent picture Gres, I recently saw a drunk guy taking a shite in a urinal, claiming he was 'fulfilling a childhood dream'.
Closing in on 2500.....
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 11, 2008 21:49:29 GMT -1
LOL!! You fuckers!! ;D I'll be back to check up on this tomorrow lunchtime, so take your time looking for that perfect picture! ....a bit like the one with the swing. Have BIG FAT EXALT for posting so sincerely. Ammunition here for weeks and weeks to follow.
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 11, 2008 21:54:08 GMT -1
Trav's tutor really feels that the description of the previous night as having been 'lively' is a chronic understatement.
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 11, 2008 21:56:14 GMT -1
Trav's section leader was equally forthright with her reply.
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Post by Travis on Mar 11, 2008 21:56:56 GMT -1
LOL!! You fuckers!! ;D I'll be back to check up on this tomorrow lunchtime, so take your time looking for that perfect picture! ....a bit like the one with the swing. Have BIG FAT EXALT for posting so sincerely. Ammunition here for weeks and weeks to follow. Cheers Pastie, I can imgine there's a bit to go at there. I'm about to hit the pit, though with the memory of tonight's game still fresh in the memory and thoughts of what the hell you lot will come up with plaguing my mind, I doubt I'll have a restful night's sleep........best have a piss before go to bed, just in case! ;D Night fellas.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 11, 2008 21:57:49 GMT -1
cya Trav...........and thanx ;D
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 11, 2008 21:58:32 GMT -1
Trav's childhood trauma at Paignton Zoo left him scarred for life. Sometimes he still weeps for "Scamp", who was never seen again...
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 11, 2008 21:59:46 GMT -1
Night Trav. Still on task
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 11, 2008 22:02:38 GMT -1
In fairness to Trav's claims of drama, it was no ordinary garden swing.
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 11, 2008 22:04:57 GMT -1
Trav's final moment as he awoke to find that he had not only been sleepwalking but pissing in the wind.
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 11, 2008 22:05:22 GMT -1
due to his fear, TRAVS family had to endure an alternative festive meal.
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 11, 2008 22:06:27 GMT -1
Trav's fourth wife works out why the other three all left.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 11, 2008 22:08:48 GMT -1
11. I have only ever sleepwalked once to my knowledge; on that occasion I walked into my sisters bedroom and was only awoken by the shouts of her and the boyfriend, just as I was about to take a piss on the radiator. maybe i shouldnt have googled golden shower ;D
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 11, 2008 22:11:56 GMT -1
Whilst it was often assumed that he had been performing Bjork's "Oh so quiet" it was actually the case that the "Ssshhhh, sssshhhh, ssshhhh" was the sound of Trav finally soiling himself.
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 11, 2008 22:12:55 GMT -1
11. I have only ever sleepwalked once to my knowledge; on that occasion I walked into my sisters bedroom and was only awoken by the shouts of her and the boyfriend, just as I was about to take a piss on the radiator. maybe i shouldnt have googled golden shower ;D That's another PC under the lumphammer ;D
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Mar 11, 2008 22:13:40 GMT -1
Despite his earlier 'swing disaster' TRAVIS still got up to blast out his rendition of 'Doctor Jones'. ;D
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Post by PASTIE on Mar 11, 2008 22:14:49 GMT -1
And I am hearing the sound of baby PASTIE's stirring...
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