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Post by PASTIE on Sept 9, 2008 21:37:44 GMT -1
Outside the reception hotel, photographic evidence is taken that the door frame had to be extended to accommodate the best man.
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 9, 2008 21:38:55 GMT -1
Just in case he froze during his speech and needed to do a runner, Gres took the precaution of taking a cardboard cut-out spare best man.
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 9, 2008 21:41:39 GMT -1
"No!" screams a terrified MiniGres, "I don't like heights, I don't do fast and you're so p!ssed you're not even vertical you daft tw@t"
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Sept 9, 2008 21:42:15 GMT -1
Photographer saying "I said touche lads not touchy"
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 9, 2008 21:44:50 GMT -1
"I'm nothing to do with Marty Feldman" said Silky in an eye-popping panic, "its just that this big bastard keeps crushing my arm"
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Post by Argyle_Smurf on Sept 9, 2008 21:45:25 GMT -1
"No!" screams a terrified MiniGres, "I don't like heights, I don't do fast and you're so p!ssed you're not even vertical you daft tw@t"fpmsl ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 9, 2008 21:46:58 GMT -1
Bloke on the far right: "Is that a satellite dish on your head?" Woman on the far left: "Damn right - if the wedding's shite we can tune in to Setanta"
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 9, 2008 21:48:17 GMT -1
Bloke in the very middle: "Who put the lights out? Look at the size of him! Bloody hell, this happened to me at Wimbledon"
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Sept 9, 2008 21:50:27 GMT -1
You never lose it eh PASTIE! ;D
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 9, 2008 21:51:07 GMT -1
Anyway, I posted the whole speech up on this website and the people on there said it would be just fine...
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 9, 2008 21:51:51 GMT -1
You never lose it eh PASTIE! ;D And I wonder if that is a good thing or bad ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png)
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Sept 9, 2008 21:54:06 GMT -1
You never lose it eh PASTIE! ;D And I wonder if that is a good thing or bad ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png) Haha. It's cracking mate!
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 10, 2008 21:50:55 GMT -1
Disappointed that nobody else has had a go...
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Post by Kentucky Kid on Sept 11, 2008 21:07:02 GMT -1
![](http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/9788/pict0101rx8.jpg) The 80's disco fever night went well with ant from ant and dec having a whale of a time sorry i'll go back to my corner ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png)
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Post by Kentucky Kid on Sept 11, 2008 21:10:49 GMT -1
![](http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/1125/pict0123ts9.jpg) a clearly dismused mrs silky told silky to put it away and save it for the night to come now that really is terrible im leaving it to pastie with the funnys
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Sept 13, 2008 21:34:57 GMT -1
Not satisfied with a white rose button hole Gresley had to go one better and settled for a Mark Viduka[/i]
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Sept 13, 2008 21:37:41 GMT -1
Anyway, I posted the whole speech up on this website and the people on there said it would be just fine... Gresley's X-Factor audition of "Nessum Dorma" seems to go down well with Cowell et al - Malcolm Rifkind disagreed and thought it was fucking hilarious[/i]
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Sept 13, 2008 21:42:44 GMT -1
When asked where the Best Man was the damaging effect of alcohol was clearly evident as only a slurred response of "he's up there..." was heard[/i]
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 13, 2008 23:20:31 GMT -1
Anyway, I posted the whole speech up on this website and the people on there said it would be just fine... Gresley's X-Factor audition of "Nessum Dorma" went down like a lead ballon - Malcolm Rifkind thought it was fucking hilarious though[/i][/quote] ;D ;D ;D
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 13, 2008 23:21:52 GMT -1
Interviewer: What are your hopes for a weekend in Germany with Gres? Silky: Staying Alive, Staying Alive
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