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Post by Roaster©®™ on Sept 13, 2008 23:25:51 GMT -1
Interviewer: What are your hopes for a weekend in Germany with Gres? Silky: Staying Alive, Staying Alive As an alternative to the traditional wedding reception disco PASTIE was bought in to give an inpromtu Geography quiz....Silky didn't know what the fuck a "drumlin" was - he just needed a piss![/i]
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Post by DTR on Sept 16, 2008 18:37:26 GMT -1
Several more of those largers and this will be the same size as my mate Gresley
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 16, 2008 22:41:18 GMT -1
Several more of those largers and this will be the same size as my mate Gresley The mysterious case of the dwarf snooker player and the invisible spider rest.
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Sept 17, 2008 20:42:18 GMT -1
Fella in background scores a 147 playing pocket snooker...waits patiently until suck time Silky spins 180 degrees[/i]
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Post by PASTIE on Sept 17, 2008 21:50:53 GMT -1
yuk
;D
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 14, 2008 21:05:28 GMT -1
News of Gres' dose of the squits didn't reach PASTIE but a visit to the South Devon coastline did arouse his suspicions.
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 14, 2008 21:09:16 GMT -1
![](http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/images/200710/20071021bdlongviewbd_500.jpg) After a calamitous weekend, Gresley council decide the time is right to improve the sewerage disposal from Gres' house.
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 14, 2008 21:10:24 GMT -1
![](http://img.scoop.co.nz/stories/images/0403/04ab172095908960c3cc.jpeg) Mrs Gres is mystified as to what has happened to the driver's seat cover
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 14, 2008 21:10:27 GMT -1
![](http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/images/200710/20071021bdlongviewbd_500.jpg) After a calamitous weekend, Gresley council decide the time is right to improve the sewerage disposal from Gres' house.....and they're off!! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) ;D ;D Nice start mate - easy pickings! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 14, 2008 21:11:56 GMT -1
"And this is just from Thursday", complained the coastguard, now three days in to their clean up operation after Gres' weekend.
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 14, 2008 21:12:29 GMT -1
![](http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/images/200710/20071021bdlongviewbd_500.jpg) After a calamitous weekend, Gresley council decide the time is right to improve the sewerage disposal from Gres' house.....and they're off!! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) ;D ;D Nice start mate - easy pickings! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) I am finding it pretty straightforward... ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png)
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 14, 2008 21:14:32 GMT -1
![](http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/images/israel_gas_masks_1991_1.jpg) Gres' neighbours await news as to whether or not they can return to their homes.
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 14, 2008 21:14:40 GMT -1
Not satisfied with a white rose button hole Gresley had to go one better and settled for a Mark Viduka [/i][/quote] I'm sorry RO - but that has just crippled me!! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) Brilliant (as were all the wedding gags lads....good work) ;D
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 14, 2008 21:15:39 GMT -1
....and they're off!! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) ;D ;D Nice start mate - easy pickings! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) I am finding it pretty straightforward... ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png) You have personal experience of this subject mate...makes it too easy! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 14, 2008 21:18:10 GMT -1
![](http://www.caneshum.co.uk/issue8/art/img_mudfolk.jpg) Up for the weekend and unphased by events elsewhere in the house, Silky and his new wife snatched at the opportunity for time alone in which to enjoy their new marital bliss.Just starting to gross myself out now... ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png)
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 14, 2008 21:19:26 GMT -1
Not satisfied with a white rose button hole Gresley had to go one better and settled for a Mark Viduka [/i][/quote] I'm sorry RO - but that has just crippled me!! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) Brilliant (as were all the wedding gags lads....good work) ;D[/quote] It was a classic - shocked you've only just seen it... I have little footsteps echoing around my house ![>:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/angry.png) Hopefully they won't find me ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 14, 2008 21:27:38 GMT -1
I'm sorry RO - but that has just crippled me!! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) Brilliant (as were all the wedding gags lads....good work) ;D It was a classic - shocked you've only just seen it... I have little footsteps echoing around my house ![>:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/angry.png) Hopefully they won't find me ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) Like i said, ive been very busy with work. i saw the 1st half a dozen, but they just got better and better!
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 20, 2008 20:54:28 GMT -1
"My Mother is here, and the first bottle of red has gone" said PASTIE. Luckily, the doctors found it!*i may just make PASTIE have nightmares with that one* ;D
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Post by Kentucky Kid on Oct 20, 2008 21:13:33 GMT -1
![](http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/548/winela7.jpg) news that the mother was staying for the week meant pastie had to stock up in supplies
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Post by Pete the Wolf on Oct 20, 2008 21:45:26 GMT -1
"My Mother is here, and the first bottle of red has gone" said PASTIE. Luckily, the doctors found it!*i may just make PASTIE have nightmares with that one* ;D In an effort to avoid the nightmares, PASTIE grabbed the nearest bottle of ale to hand. It was then that he saw the label. ![](http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/1944/bflogolgkf9.jpg)
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