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Post by CHOPPER READ on Jul 16, 2008 23:02:53 GMT -1
Gres hated his courtesy car
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Jul 16, 2008 23:09:10 GMT -1
PASTIE defended his bike vehemently
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Jul 16, 2008 23:15:50 GMT -1
Even GTA didn't fuck with DTR
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Post by officergroyman on Jul 17, 2008 3:05:41 GMT -1
DTR shows GfJ how HARD he is, by holding back the indestructable with his left elbow, while getting his pic. taken w/ Mr. Magic Pocket.
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Jul 17, 2008 10:08:19 GMT -1
"Couldv'e put a brush thro' the hair before the pic was taken" a pristine James May thought.
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jul 17, 2008 20:12:18 GMT -1
GFJ "What do you do?" Clarkson "Top Gear" GFJ "Great,i'll have 5 ounces"FPML ;D ;D
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Post by DTR on Jul 18, 2008 19:35:05 GMT -1
Jezza was only too happy to oblige when Si invited him to test the magic pocket
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jul 21, 2008 20:53:46 GMT -1
Jezza was only too happy to oblige when Si invited him to test the magic pocket ;D
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Jul 25, 2008 23:15:02 GMT -1
OK, so we've just got back this evening from the filming of Sunday's episode of Top Gear, and we thought you'd like to see some snaps.... GfJ with Clarkson: ![](http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7865/siandclarksonuy1.jpg) Clarkson: So tell, me Goalposts, were you residing in Staffordshire when I gave the County a right good slagging off?*
Goalposts: Yeah I was; and still am!!
Clarkson: Rest me case then sunshine! [/i] * www.bbc.co.uk/stoke/news/2003/03/clarkson_staffs.shtml[/quote] So tell me Stig, being such a lanky fucker, how the fuck do you mange to squeeze into our motors where even mushrooms struggle for space?[/i]
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Aug 19, 2008 22:15:43 GMT -1
![](http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/images/2005/06/26/26_6_2005_BEE.jpg) 'Just poke that nest with a stick' you said.... 'well I hope your happy now!' said a bemused PASTIE....'I quit, I'm off to teach Geography and stuff!'
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Post by PASTIE on Aug 19, 2008 22:18:19 GMT -1
![](http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/images/2005/06/26/26_6_2005_BEE.jpg) 'Just poke that nest with a stick' you said.... 'well I hope your happy now!' said a bemused PASTIE....'I quit, I'm off to teach Geography and stuff!' ;D ;D ;D Beautifully sidelong from the original post. And you beat COYS to it too. I'd exalt but I never whether to go positive or negative with you...
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Aug 19, 2008 22:18:35 GMT -1
After the Python episode Pastie wasnt allowed to play with real snakes any more
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Aug 19, 2008 22:24:39 GMT -1
Giving a Python a Glasgow kiss wasnt such a good idea Pastie realised
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Post by PASTIE on Aug 19, 2008 22:27:52 GMT -1
Late, but fine efforts nonetheless ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Aug 19, 2008 22:28:31 GMT -1
It was only after Pastie got his coat on he realised the python was still wrapped around his neck
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Post by PASTIE on Aug 19, 2008 22:30:15 GMT -1
PASTIE knew he should have smashed its brains out
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Aug 19, 2008 22:31:58 GMT -1
![](http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/images/2005/06/26/26_6_2005_BEE.jpg) 'Just poke that nest with a stick' you said.... 'well I hope your happy now!' said a bemused PASTIE....'I quit, I'm off to teach Geography and stuff!' ;D ;D ;D Beautifully sidelong from the original post. And you beat COYS to it too. I'd exalt but I never whether to go positive or negative with you... ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) Take your pick! I ain't fussed mate. The bloke in that pic looks a little like Matthew Kelly ;D ![???](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png)
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Post by PASTIE on Aug 19, 2008 22:34:13 GMT -1
I put you back on all the 9s as it is aesthetically more pleasing ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Aug 19, 2008 22:40:51 GMT -1
haha muchos gracias ;D
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Aug 25, 2008 21:25:36 GMT -1
![](http://www.allelectricproductions.co.uk/special_interest/special_interest_images/bill_oddie.jpg) "Is it a bird.....? Is it a plane......? Shit, is that superman?? Ah no, hang about... it's that Geography bloke who once pissed alongside me in a urinal in Hoe Theatre!! And by coincidence he's having a piss right in front of that Kingfisher! Well I say!! I'm going to take a pic and post it on my favourite birds forum! Can't wait to tell the lads!!"
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