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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Jul 31, 2006 22:07:39 GMT -1
 Ster just couldn't get his head round the weather we've been having. |
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Post by peter2dc on Jul 31, 2006 22:08:11 GMT -1
 smug owl's 18 months of abstinence were causing some really bad side effects |
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Post by PASTIE on Jul 31, 2006 22:09:19 GMT -1
Do i put them up on this thread or the prowlers one, this is where i get confused  put em up on here mate!! Its worth a quick look at the original RBNO though, to get a feel for what sort of stick we all get! Just a quick recap: *Im very tall bus hijack victim *GFJ is a slightly tubby Masterbating, alcoholic *Sterland lays bad floors, has beards and drinks a lot *GB shags anything with a hole and a heartbeat (within an hour of meeting them) *PASTIE is a cross dressing, perverted teacher *Roaster is a drunk, ex smoking retired football hooligan *DTR is a weed smoking, gange cake baking, big teethed doorman *Chopper is a copper *SDW/BAGD/BASU is a baby *MrsH has great tits *Hulsey dresses up as a woman and shags twins and you can make anything up about MGJ you want!!  FFS!!! I'm still ploughing through. No idea if you lot are still adding to these - hope so as I'm up for catching up! Some pearlers these last two nights... ;D |
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Post by Smug Owl on Jul 31, 2006 22:10:09 GMT -1
 Ster's get rich quick CD would have worked had it not been for the porn left on at the end. |
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Jul 31, 2006 22:11:04 GMT -1
Smug owls parties were a laugh until he started hitting the coke..  |
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Post by Smug Owl on Jul 31, 2006 22:12:12 GMT -1
 Mrs H enjoys her first trip to America. |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Jul 31, 2006 22:13:06 GMT -1
 Chopper knew the Blue Oyster bar was for him as soon as he arrivedand we have a fully initiated new member!!  Welcome aboard SMUG!!! You have a non returnable lifetime membership to the Corridors and all RBNO franchises!! ;D Enjoy!! |
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Jul 31, 2006 22:13:13 GMT -1
This was a 606 first: With DTR's main ingredients & GFJ's special topping, who knew what could happen?
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Post by PASTIE on Jul 31, 2006 22:13:14 GMT -1
Ok, feel free to replace any of these you think are shit but here goes. 1. I live in Sheffield but work in Manchester looking after people with 'special needs' and i fucking hate it. 2. I've not had a girlfriend (or sex) in 18 months, talk about blue moons. 3. I'm a bit of a plastic supporter, i've never had a season ticket and don't get to many games. 4. I live with my Folks at 25 (went to uni so fuck off) and yes it can be embarrasing. 5. Learning to drive at the minute but at the moment i suck the fat one. 6. Until i was 7 i supported Liverpool so i suppose i could be classed as a glory hunter. 7. When i was really young i got nervous about my first swimming gala so pretended i couldn't swimm in order that i could cheat and win the beginners race. 8. A long time ago in what seems a galaxy far away a used to consume a vast amount of drugs, i never had a memory of these times but apparently i had wandering hands on these occasions. Like i said, if they don't do ya, make em up.  Oh my God. Swug Owl drifts the Argyle boards and then he posts this. THink I'll quit the beer and switch to espresso. I almost don't know where to start. Give that man credit - he joined RBNO good and proper ;D |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jul 31, 2006 22:14:45 GMT -1
 In a desperate bid to get noticed, Smug's balls took a little trip "oop north" |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Jul 31, 2006 22:15:04 GMT -1
and on this momentous occasion, i have to go!! Keep it up lads - been a top night!! I'll be back tomorrow! Night prowlers!! |
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Post by Smug Owl on Jul 31, 2006 22:15:21 GMT -1
 GB knew his film debut could affect his career. |
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Jul 31, 2006 22:15:48 GMT -1
Agreed! Welcome Smug! Remember the rule, shit I can't remember it! (But don't attack wifes or birds)! Chopper knew the Blue Oyster bar was for him as soon as he arrived and we have a fully initiated new member!! Welcome aboard SMUG!!! You have a non returnable lifetime membership to the Corridors and all RBNO franchises!! ;D Enjoy!! |
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Post by peter2dc on Jul 31, 2006 22:15:52 GMT -1
 Smug's early obsession with coke snorting earned him a mention in the guiness book of records |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jul 31, 2006 22:17:35 GMT -1
It has been a corker fellas....
The comeback is complete!
And now bed beckons!
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Post by Smug Owl on Jul 31, 2006 22:17:52 GMT -1
Chopper knew the Blue Oyster bar was for him as soon as he arrived and we have a fully initiated new member!! Welcome aboard SMUG!!! You have a non returnable lifetime membership to the Corridors and all RBNO franchises!! ;D Enjoy!! Why thankyou Gres, and may your sperm be as fertile as the mayfly!  |
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Jul 31, 2006 22:18:15 GMT -1
 GB realised why he became a mascot. |
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Post by peter2dc on Jul 31, 2006 22:18:41 GMT -1
yep...im done...need to please the misses...so Ill be back in 5 mins...nah...who am i kidding...i sleep straight after...see ya
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Post by PASTIE on Jul 31, 2006 22:18:51 GMT -1
 Inwardly, GB liked to think that the doctors had actually said that he was too hip for Greece. |
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Post by Smug Owl on Jul 31, 2006 22:21:34 GMT -1
 When the drunken GFJ had gone to bed for a wank he'd mistakenly forgotten to lock the alcohol cabinet. |
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