Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jul 31, 2006 21:39:37 GMT -1
Would the real Peter2DC step forward please? Sorry mate, didn't realise you'd got a mouthful!  |
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Jul 31, 2006 21:39:42 GMT -1
Do i put them up on this thread or the prowlers one, this is where i get confused  put em up on here mate!! Its worth a quick look at the original RBNO though, to get a feel for what sort of stick we all get! Just a quick recap: *Im very tall bus hijack victim *GFJ is a slightly tubby Masterbating, alcoholic *Sterland lays bad floors, has beards and drinks a lot *GB shags anything with a hole and a heartbeat (within an hour of meeting them) *PASTIE is a cross dressing, perverted teacher *Roaster is a drunk, ex smoking retired football hooligan *DTR is a weed smoking, gange cake baking, big teethed doorman *Chopper is a copper *SDW/BAGD/BASU is a baby *MrsH has great tits *Hulsey dresses up as a woman and shags twins and you can make anything up about MGJ you want!!  What a great summarisation there! |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Jul 31, 2006 21:40:03 GMT -1
 To make his point...GRES shows the RBNO crew his 'caption competition' trophy cabinet!! |
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Jul 31, 2006 21:41:20 GMT -1
I'm happy with that, so come on smug, give us the ammo.. put em up on here mate!! Its worth a quick look at the original RBNO though, to get a feel for what sort of stick we all get! Just a quick recap: *Im very tall bus hijack victim *GFJ is a slightly tubby Masterbating, alcoholic *Sterland lays bad floors, has beards and drinks a lot *GB shags anything with a hole and a heartbeat (within an hour of meeting them) *PASTIE is a cross dressing, perverted teacher *Roaster is a drunk, ex smoking retired football hooligan *DTR is a weed smoking, gange cake baking, big teethed doorman *Chopper is a copper *SDW/BAGD/BASU is a baby *MrsH has great tits *Hulsey dresses up as a woman and shags twins and you can make anything up about MGJ you want!! What a great summarisation there! |
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Goalposts for Jumpers
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jul 31, 2006 21:42:38 GMT -1
To make his point...GRES shows the RBNO crew his 'Lankiest Ostrich" lookalike competition trophy cabinet!![/quote]
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Jul 31, 2006 21:42:57 GMT -1
And exalts Sterland for thinking the thing up in the first place!! To make his point...GRES shows the RBNO crew his 'caption competition' trophy cabinet!! |
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Jul 31, 2006 21:45:12 GMT -1
Gresley enjoyed showing people round his new house, but always made them uncomfortable with his 'Hairiest Ballbag' trophies.. Especially when he showed how they were won.. |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jul 31, 2006 21:46:05 GMT -1
 Smug Owl's day was just gonna get worse..... |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Jul 31, 2006 21:48:06 GMT -1
Gresley enjoyed showing people round his new house, but always made them uncomfortable with his 'Hairiest Ballbag' trophies.. Especially when he showed how they were won.. i think you'll find i was 2nd, to a certain Mr Sterland!! ;D |
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Post by Smug Owl on Jul 31, 2006 21:50:33 GMT -1
Ok, feel free to replace any of these you think are shit but here goes. 1. I live in Sheffield but work in Manchester looking after people with 'special needs' and i fucking hate it. 2. I've not had a girlfriend (or sex) in 18 months, talk about blue moons. 3. I'm a bit of a plastic supporter, i've never had a season ticket and don't get to many games. 4. I live with my Folks at 25 (went to uni so fuck off) and yes it can be embarrasing. 5. Learning to drive at the minute but at the moment i suck the fat one. 6. Until i was 7 i supported Liverpool so i suppose i could be classed as a glory hunter. 7. When i was really young i got nervous about my first swimming gala so pretended i couldn't swimm in order that i could cheat and win the beginners race. 8. A long time ago in what seems a galaxy far away a used to consume a vast amount of drugs, i never had a memory of these times but apparently i had wandering hands on these occasions. Like i said, if they don't do ya, make em up.  |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jul 31, 2006 21:50:48 GMT -1
 PASTIE will never forget this camping expedition when he got lost deep in the bush |
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Post by Golden_Boy™ on Jul 31, 2006 21:52:28 GMT -1
 Smug wasn't sure what to expect... |
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Post by peter2dc on Jul 31, 2006 21:52:40 GMT -1
 peter2dc shows off his massive collection of trophies |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jul 31, 2006 21:53:11 GMT -1
 Smug Owl get's nervous before the special needs swim gala |
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Post by Smug Owl on Jul 31, 2006 21:56:06 GMT -1
Smug Owl get's nervous before the special needs swim gala Looks like a fucking Golly Wog  |
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Post by peter2dc on Jul 31, 2006 21:57:42 GMT -1
 Smug owl is really proud of his work computer |
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Post by Goalposts for Jumpers on Jul 31, 2006 21:58:36 GMT -1
 GFJ, Gres, Sterland and GB look on as Smug checks the state of his blue balls |
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Post by PASTIE on Jul 31, 2006 21:59:11 GMT -1
 PASTIE was less than impressed with sterlands renovation of the corridors!!PMSL Lesson learned - never employ a bearded tiler |
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Post by Smug Owl on Jul 31, 2006 22:01:50 GMT -1
Smug owl is really proud of his work computer ;D exalt, fucking great! |
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Post by Smug Owl on Jul 31, 2006 22:04:12 GMT -1
 Chopper knew the Blue Oyster bar was for him as soon as he arrived |
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