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Post by Roaster©®™ on Oct 21, 2006 21:33:05 GMT -1
The crowd went wild when KH said there was a two beer limit Gresley's straw went for a Burton then![/i]
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Post by MRMILLWALL on Oct 21, 2006 21:35:04 GMT -1
Fair fucking play ;D And where the fuck have you been MM! Captions have a deffo Northern bias now - you've been missed mate!! Been snowed under fella a mate passed away etc etc but im back now.
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Post by peter2dc on Oct 21, 2006 21:35:26 GMT -1
![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) ...out!...see ya later...
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Post by danthered on Oct 21, 2006 21:36:08 GMT -1
Two pints in "wheres that foookin chav gone" KH stammers
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Oct 21, 2006 21:37:42 GMT -1
![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) ...out!...see ya later... Nite Pete
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 21, 2006 22:03:45 GMT -1
KH's 8 (6 so far) secrets1. if you met me youre first impressions would be one of a pretentious twat. 2. i got to private school 3. im a tiny bit of a lightweight - 2 pints max! ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/shocked.png) 4. im "loud" when drunk and seem to think ill win in fights with chavs ![:-[](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/embarrassed.png) 5. ive had dinner with stephen hawking! hes a legend - but he didnt offer me wine ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png) 6. close to my mates house theres a massive field with 2 football pitches - out of the 8 goalposts i managed to piss on 4 - puke on 3 and slept next to the last ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png) Just bouncing these so that I can play too. ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 21, 2006 22:08:28 GMT -1
When he first met KH, Roaster's words weren't precisely "you pretentious twat" but they were pretty much along those lines.
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 21, 2006 22:11:24 GMT -1
![](http://www.robwiebe.com/about/bug-boy.jpg) Now in Year 8, KH can just about manage a second pint but he can whizz through a gramme of Charlie.
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 21, 2006 22:14:53 GMT -1
With the lessons filled with tales of how indiscipline would lead to the underclasses rising up against them, KH and his mates were trained from an early age to prepare for the onslaught of the "chav" invasion
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 21, 2006 22:18:47 GMT -1
In King Hornet's school, it is only the teddy bears that try to hide their erections.
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 21, 2006 22:22:41 GMT -1
KH's butler went for a mop and sponge in readiness, as the young master poured his second drink.
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 21, 2006 22:30:13 GMT -1
King Hornet's attempt to satiate a whole term's worth of frustrated urges goes horribly and very publically wrong.
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Post by Roaster©®™ on Oct 21, 2006 22:36:48 GMT -1
When he first met KH, Roaster's words weren't precisely "you pretentious twat" but they were pretty much along those lines. "Southern C*nt bastard - want a fucking portion you twat" were my exact words. He declined - then apologised!
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Post by kinghornet on Oct 22, 2006 18:11:03 GMT -1
KH's 8 (6 so far) secrets1. if you met me youre first impressions would be one of a pretentious twat. 2. i got to private school 3. im a tiny bit of a lightweight - 2 pints max! ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/shocked.png) 4. im "loud" when drunk and seem to think ill win in fights with chavs ![:-[](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/embarrassed.png) 5. ive had dinner with stephen hawking! hes a legend - but he didnt offer me wine ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png) 6. close to my mates house theres a massive field with 2 football pitches - out of the 8 goalposts i managed to piss on 4 - puke on 3 and slept next to the last ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png) 7. i failed my first driving test cos i crashed in the test centre car park ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Post by mortontheblade on Oct 22, 2006 18:16:16 GMT -1
3. im a tiny bit of a lightweight - 2 pints max! ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/shocked.png) 4. im "loud" when drunk and seem to think ill win in fights with chavs ![:-[](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/embarrassed.png) 5. ive had dinner with stephen hawking! hes a legend - but he didnt offer me wine*in eddie hitler fashion* I wonder why he didn't offer you any wine!
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 22, 2006 22:17:26 GMT -1
Oh - good number 7 - if only I had more battery life ![>:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/angry.png)
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Post by officergroyman on Oct 23, 2006 17:34:26 GMT -1
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Post by PASTIE on Oct 23, 2006 22:09:09 GMT -1
Urgent:
LOCK THIS THREAD
Huge swathes of the corridors were just deleted in an unprovoked attack. Over 100 pages lay stricken. We cannot risk it here!
Ster - it is time for RBNO3 - it can only be you to start it! Gres - get on the case!!!
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Post by Lollipop on Oct 23, 2006 22:10:27 GMT -1
Requested to lock this thread....
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Post by Sterland (S4E) on Oct 24, 2006 18:50:35 GMT -1
Sorry guys, in the interests of keeping it here we have to lock it, RBNO 3 is on the go!
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