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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 6, 2008 18:15:33 GMT -1
Black women all over the world are shaving off their pubic hair in support of Obama's election result. Their message to the world "READ OUR LIPS - NO MORE BUSH" ;D |
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Nov 6, 2008 18:24:08 GMT -1
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 7, 2008 8:23:44 GMT -1
News from the White House.. George Bush's wallet has gone missing already.  |
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Post by MozzaBedfordSpur on Nov 7, 2008 12:09:43 GMT -1
News from the White House.. George Bush's wallet has gone missing already. ;D |
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Post by Bones on Nov 7, 2008 15:26:04 GMT -1
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 7, 2008 15:51:55 GMT -1
Barack Obama has just announced the death of his grandmother a day before the US Presidential election.
Should've auditioned for X-Factor.
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Post by T C on Nov 9, 2008 14:44:18 GMT -1
News from the White House.. George Bush's wallet has gone missing already. PMSL ;D |
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 10, 2008 18:51:14 GMT -1
Police are warning people to be on the lookout for Muslim suicide bombers over christmas,who are set to launch a wave of terror with a new 'Alphabet Bomb'.
If one of them fuckers goes off, it could spell disaster.
;D ;D ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 16, 2008 8:15:42 GMT -1
If you hit a Chav at 20mph there's a good chance he'll live,
If you hit a Chav at 30mph there's still a good chance he'll live,
But.... If you've stopped driving like a fanny,
and put your foot down, and went over 40mph,
Theres a fuckin good chance you'll kill the fucker!
THINK! Before you slow down!
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Post by Neko Bazu on Nov 19, 2008 20:55:11 GMT -1
What do nine out of ten people enjoy most? Gang rape ;D |
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Post by Bones on Nov 20, 2008 17:21:55 GMT -1
My uncle was fucking rubbish as a ventriloquist when i was a kid.
He used to put his hand up my arse and ask me not to say anything....
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 21, 2008 19:40:47 GMT -1
A man goes into a pub and asks for a quadrupel scotch, then necks it in one. The barman asks, "What's wrong?". The man says, "I came home early and went up to the bedroom where I saw my wife being shagged by my best friend". "What did you do?" asks the barman. The man says, "I told her to pack her things and fuck off". "What about your best friend?" asks the barman. "I looked him straight in the eye and shouted "bad dog!"".
;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 28, 2008 20:52:40 GMT -1
Spurred on by the attacks in Mumbai, Muslim terrorists have stormed the streets of Bradford and are shooting anyone with a British passport.
Police fear the death toll could be as high as 2.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 28, 2008 20:53:34 GMT -1
Armed men have gone on a rampage in Mumbai, killing many innocent people.
An American tourist, who witnessed the attacks, said, "I'm outraged - my travel agent said I would experience a different culture."
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Post by Bones on Nov 28, 2008 21:19:20 GMT -1
;D  for both ;D |
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Post by Bones on Nov 29, 2008 12:08:22 GMT -1
I've just got back from Mumbai.
Fuck me, that Hotel Murder Mystery Weekend was a bit over the top!
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 29, 2008 15:05:16 GMT -1
;D have an exalt  |
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 2, 2008 17:14:19 GMT -1
A little bit of Monica on the floor...
A little bit of Jessica on the steps....
Mumbai No 5.
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Post by MozzaBedfordSpur on Dec 3, 2008 12:15:26 GMT -1
;D
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Post by Teesside White on Dec 3, 2008 13:35:54 GMT -1
an up and coming boxer from africa was told his career was no more after an accident resulted in amputations below both knees.
but he has since made his comeback and his record now stands at 10 wins without defeet
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