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Post by RMBB on Sept 18, 2008 14:05:54 GMT -1
;D ;D ;D
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Post by Lollipop on Sept 25, 2008 19:13:35 GMT -1
Kevin Blackwell admits to making selection mistakes against Arsenal the other night.
He's now saying he should've played Gary Glitter as he knows how to handle kids!
Weey.
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Post by Kentucky Kid on Sept 25, 2008 19:16:38 GMT -1
lol miss pop
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Post by MagicalUnited on Sept 25, 2008 19:21:51 GMT -1
dont know where to put this so.............
Breaking news: Sir Alex Ferguson has been sacked as Manchester United manager with immediate effect. Malcolm Glazer has said he thought it was a logical thing to do, as Manchester United's top priority next season should be to retain their European crown. When asked who he would bring in, he said he was considering an approach towards Gerry McCann. When asked why this puzzling step may be taken, Malcolm said it was "because Gerry had only lost one in Europe"
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Oct 25, 2008 19:55:06 GMT -1
Does Graham Norton's boyfriend bother to wear a condom to protect him from the virus that causes AIDS? Or does he just go for Norton Anti- Virus?
;D
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Post by MagicalUnited on Oct 26, 2008 12:35:13 GMT -1
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Oct 26, 2008 12:37:16 GMT -1
What's purple and smells of Holly?
Ian Huntlys' cock.
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Post by MozzaBedfordSpur on Oct 27, 2008 12:12:43 GMT -1
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Oct 27, 2008 16:33:13 GMT -1
Two taxis have crashed in Bradford today. 450 people have been injured.  ;D |
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Post by Lollipop on Oct 27, 2008 18:32:01 GMT -1
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Oct 28, 2008 16:02:25 GMT -1
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it fucking start?"
;D
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Post by Lollipop on Oct 28, 2008 20:53:23 GMT -1
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it fucking start?" ;D Bwaha! |
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Oct 31, 2008 17:07:03 GMT -1
Dear Jonathan Ross,
I've just shagged your daughter. Who's laughing now?
Lots of love,
Gary Glitter x
;D
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Post by Bones on Oct 31, 2008 17:09:44 GMT -1
;D  |
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Post by GresleyRam©®™ on Oct 31, 2008 17:11:04 GMT -1
Dear Jonathan Ross, I've just shagged your daughter. Who's laughing now? Lots of love, Gary Glitter x ;D you texted me that today, about an hour after DTR texted it!  ;D |
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Oct 31, 2008 17:11:57 GMT -1
it dont take long does it ;D
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Post by MagicalUnited on Oct 31, 2008 21:17:34 GMT -1
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Post by T C on Nov 1, 2008 13:31:33 GMT -1
I know it's late but....
I painted a pair of wellies silver last night and left them outside for the trick or treaters
Hopefully the little bastards will think Garry Glitter lives at my house
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 5, 2008 12:44:50 GMT -1
This gay bloke tells his boyfriend that he has got a nice new tattoo on his arse as a special treat for him, so anyway he pulls his pants down and bends over to reveal Mike Tyson on the right cheek, and Lennox Lewis on the other, his boyfriend shrieks "Oh, my god, there's no way I'm getting into the ring with those two fuckers!"
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Post by Lollipop on Nov 6, 2008 16:00:40 GMT -1
Black women all over the world are shaving off their pubic hair in support of Obama's election result.
Their message to the world
"READ OUR LIPS - NO MORE BUSH"
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