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Post by URRZZZ!!! on Jul 25, 2008 10:32:15 GMT -1
Scientific research into the causes of Pedophilia was conducted by Cambridge University's medical department. After weeks of work they concluded that the primary cause of pedophilia was sexy children.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jul 28, 2008 18:09:19 GMT -1
It has been reported in the press that Steven Hawking suffered a terrible crash today...
..luckily though, he was able to reboot.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jul 29, 2008 10:20:49 GMT -1
My friend is in a wheelchair, so I gave him a chainsaw, wrapped him in tinfoil and sent him on Robot Wars.  |
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Post by MozzaBedfordSpur on Jul 29, 2008 11:15:34 GMT -1
My friend is in a wheelchair, so I gave him a chainsaw, wrapped him in tinfoil and sent him on Robot Wars. ;D |
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Post by pally76 on Jul 29, 2008 15:59:57 GMT -1
Ive just joined this forum to say, as an avid and funny West Ham fan "CmonYouSpurs" stop nicking my jokes(dj at french wedding, aputated legs, steven hawkings reboot etc.) and try to make something up funny by yourself, although you will have to go a long way to beat that hilarious screen name of yours!!  |
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jul 29, 2008 16:23:47 GMT -1
Ive just joined this forum to say, as an avid and funny West Ham fan "CmonYouSpurs" stop nicking my jokes(dj at french wedding, aputated legs, steven hawkings reboot etc.) and try to make something up funny by yourself, although you will have to go a long way to beat that hilarious screen name of yours!! whatever Hammers scum as if anyone would believe a thick Hammer could make anything up.......wonder where you nicked them from |
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Post by CHOPPER READ on Jul 29, 2008 16:45:59 GMT -1
Ive just joined this forum to say, as an avid and funny West Ham fan "CmonYouSpurs" stop nicking my jokes(dj at french wedding, aputated legs, steven hawkings reboot etc.) and try to make something up funny by yourself, although you will have to go a long way to beat that hilarious screen name of yours!! He 'recycles' the jokes i send him via the medium of e-mither. |
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jul 29, 2008 16:57:07 GMT -1
Ive just joined this forum to say, as an avid and funny West Ham fan "CmonYouSpurs" stop nicking my jokes(dj at french wedding, aputated legs, steven hawkings reboot etc.) and try to make something up funny by yourself, although you will have to go a long way to beat that hilarious screen name of yours!! He 'recycles' the jokes i send him via the medium of e-mither. aye that is true for some of them |
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Post by Kentucky Kid on Jul 29, 2008 16:58:59 GMT -1
whats so funny about cmonyouspurs the fact that he is a deluded spurs fan is funny though ;D |
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jul 29, 2008 17:02:23 GMT -1
whats so funny about cmonyouspurs the fact that he is a deluded spurs fan is funny though ;D and you are a Midland Monkey supporting a club who cant give their players away let alome sell them ;D |
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Post by addicted2venos on Aug 11, 2008 11:21:38 GMT -1
Ive just joined this forum to say, as an avid and funny West Ham fan "CmonYouSpurs" stop nicking my jokes(dj at french wedding, aputated legs, steven hawkings reboot etc.) and try to make something up funny by yourself, although you will have to go a long way to beat that hilarious screen name of yours!! whatever Hammers scum as if anyone would believe a thick Hammer could make anything up.......wonder where you nicked them from ......... a Jimmy Carr DVD?? ......... fleshing out one liners from Mock the Week?? |
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Post by Travis on Aug 11, 2008 11:24:04 GMT -1
Jimmy Carr??? Are you 'coming out' mate? |
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Post by El Morto La Hoja! on Aug 11, 2008 11:26:50 GMT -1
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Post by addicted2venos on Aug 11, 2008 11:29:17 GMT -1
Jimmy Carr??? Are you 'coming out' mate? No ...... why are you cruising for a piece of ass?? .... you pervert!! .... but seriously that where most of the jokes on here have come from of late!!  |
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Post by Travis on Aug 11, 2008 11:31:33 GMT -1
Jimmy Carr??? Are you 'coming out' mate? No ...... why are you cruising for a piece of ass, .... you pervert!! .... but seriously that where most of the jokes on here have come from of late!! Don't worry, you can raise the level soon. I've noticed that Jim Davidson's touring again, just in time release another Xmas stand-up dvd!! |
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Post by addicted2venos on Aug 11, 2008 11:35:09 GMT -1
Don't worry, you can raise the level soon. I've noticed that Jim Davidson's touring again, just in time release another Xmas stand-up dvd!! ...... it's sure to be winner with me, what with my love of racist, right-wing, thatcher-loving 'comedians'!!  |
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Post by Travis on Aug 11, 2008 11:41:55 GMT -1
Don't worry, you can raise the level soon. I've noticed that Jim Davidson's touring again, just in time release another Xmas stand-up dvd!! ...... it's sure to be winner with me, what with my love of racist, right-wing, thatcher-loving 'comedians'!! Actually that reminds of a review I read in the weekend papers of a 'Great British Variety Tour'. I think it was the Skegness leg and the show featured Jimmy Cricket, Frank Carson, The Krankies, Paul Daniels (the highlight) and Cannon & Ball!! Needless to say it got panned!! ;D Actually, I've just Googled it and found that the tour visits Nottingham next month!! ;D www.allgigs.co.uk/search/tourdates/55408/The_Krankies-1.html |
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Post by addicted2venos on Aug 11, 2008 11:46:51 GMT -1
...... it's sure to be winner with me, what with my love of racist, right-wing, thatcher-loving 'comedians'!! Actually that reminds of a review I read in the weekend papers of a 'Great British Variety Tour'. I think it was the Skegness leg and the show featured Jimmy Cricket, Frank Carson, The Krankies, Paul Daniels (the highlight) and Cannon & Ball!! Needless to say it got panned!! ;D Actually, I've just Googled it and found that the tour visits Nottingham next month!! ;D www.allgigs.co.uk/search/tourdates/55408/The_Krankies-1.htmlThere has got to be an Eu law preventing gathering such a large amount of festering shite in one place!!  I'll book my ticket .......... after you book yours!! ;D |
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Post by Travis on Aug 11, 2008 11:52:53 GMT -1
Actually that reminds of a review I read in the weekend papers of a 'Great British Variety Tour'. I think it was the Skegness leg and the show featured Jimmy Cricket, Frank Carson, The Krankies, Paul Daniels (the highlight) and Cannon & Ball!! Needless to say it got panned!! ;D Actually, I've just Googled it and found that the tour visits Nottingham next month!! ;D www.allgigs.co.uk/search/tourdates/55408/The_Krankies-1.htmlThere has got to be an Eu law preventing gathering such a large amount of festering shite in one place!! I'll book my ticket .......... after you book yours!! ;D I've got my eye on the Bradford show! |
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Post by addicted2venos on Aug 11, 2008 11:53:52 GMT -1
There has got to be an Eu law preventing gathering such a large amount of festering shite in one place!! I'll book my ticket .......... after you book yours!! ;D I've got my eye on the Bradford show! What ....... to cause some kind of race riot?? |
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