Remember to Laugh!

[jh1980]

"Gee Mister, you got the best answerphone message I ever heard!"

Drags me round all day just like a ball
On a chain or tooth pain
When I confess
I'm just a mess

Do I have to take this shit from you everytime
I look your way or say "Hey, it's about time
You show me yours and I'll show you mine"

And I hope you can keep that dirty grin of yours
Upon your face when you find that you're thrown to one side
'Cos no one likes a long roller coaster ride

'Cos she's the kind of girl who'll take your heart
And leave you feeling worse than you did at the start
'Cos she's a headfuck
My baby is a headfuck

In a bygone age engaged in the passion
When a final score was required just to make it worth while
All the patience and the wasted time

For it seems today the play did mutate
Into a movie scene where the aim is to get the best line
Crashing heads for the second time

'Cos she's the kind of girl who'll break your mind
And make an easy meal of the sensitive kind
'Cos she's a headfuck
My baby is a headfuck

Oh no... Day tripper
Prick teaser, yeah

So a parting word to those young unfortunates
Who cannot get to sleep 'til one little snake uncurls
Raise a glass to the underworld

You can try all week and still keep on waiting
It's a messed up, stressed out, loss situation where pearls
End up changing into headfuck girls

'Cos she's the kind of girl who'll steal your smile
And chuck it over there on the rest of the pile
'Cos she's a headfuck
My baby is a headfuck
'Cos she's a headfuck
My baby is a headfuck
'Cos she's a headfuck
My baby is a headfuck

Headfuck me!

Headfuck! (x10)

[Mrs H]

Turn your brain off Jules!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gt]

Jules - The Wildhearts!!!! ;D

Exalted for that

[gt]

Oh and hope you feel better soon mate, I know it's not a nice feeling

[jh1980]

gt said:

Jules - The Wildhearts!!!! ;D

Exalted for that

Cheers fella!

Indeed! Excellent band, amusing song!

[jh1980]

mrsh said:

Turn your brain off Jules!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nah, I'm amused by the recollection of a good song...

[Neko Bazu]

I prefer the Skullfuck Song, personally - one of my friends made it up

Can't remember the full thing, but I know the first line is, "She had a penis in her eye~" ;D

[gt]

Jules since we're on the same wavelength, can I offer you the advise laid down in 'Loveshit' from the same album

[jh1980]

gt said:

Jules since we're on the same wavelength, can I offer you the advise laid down in 'Loveshit' from the same album

LOL that's a bit negative isn't it?! ;D

I like my loveshit...

[gt]

Was more thinking of the line about 'then in 3 weeks time you'll find that one love is like another', helped me through a few breakups anyway

jh1980 said:

gt said:

Jules since we're on the same wavelength, can I offer you the advise laid down in 'Loveshit' from the same album

LOL that's a bit negative isn't it?! ;D

I like my loveshit...

[Neko Bazu]

Drink up, baby down
Are you in or are you out?
Leave your things behind
'Cause it's all going off without you
Excuse me, too busy, you're writing a tragedy
These mess-ups, you bubble-wrap
When you've no idea what you're like

So let go, jump in
Oh well, what you waiting for?
It's alright, 'cause there's beauty in the breakdown
So let go, just get in
Oh, it's so amazing here
It's alright, 'cause there's beauty in the breakdown

It gains the more it gives
And then advances with the form
So, honey, back for more
Can't you see that all the stuff's essential?
Such boundless pleasure
We've no time for later
Now you can wait, you roll your eyes
We've twenty seconds to comply

So let go, jump in
Oh well, what you waiting for?
It's alright, 'cause there's beauty in the breakdown
So let go, just get in
Oh, it's so amazing here
It's alright, 'cause there's beauty in the breakdown

[jh1980]

gt said:

Was more thinking of the line about 'then in 3 weeks time you'll find that one love is like another', helped me through a few breakups anyway

Oh yeah. It's broadly true. Besides who said anything about love, it might have been but it probably won't happen now...

I'm put in mind of that (sorry!) Echobelly song though "we never learn from our mistakes, just know 'em when they come around again"

[gt]

The song is not really about love, that's the point

Anyway, I digress. Chin up mate, things won't seem so bad soon